💰 Grifter Kino Casino - Read Kiwifarms with abortionist A-a-andy Warski and lardy PPP. A lolcow drama show. 2/28/2019, never forget.

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BiggusHammer said:
Want to wipe off the cum from your mouth janny?

Abortski didn't train hard at all(only 5 weeks and minimally at that) got shitfaced two weeks beforehand, lied to his audience for months and did worse than a guy who never boxed before who fought KSI.

Beyond pathetic but what did you expect from a sociopathic, narcissistic habitually lying cokehead?
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Dont forget his schtick about how he didnt want to release his sparring videos as some sort of strategy to keep salt papi and his team from knowing his true "power". out of all the grifters we make fun of here, andy is the most disingenuous piece of shit of them all.
 
Trust48 said:
Dont forget his schtick about how he didnt want to release his sparring videos as some sort of strategy to keep salt papi and his team from knowing his true "power". out of all the grifters we make fun of here, andy is the most disingenuous piece of shit of them all.
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We all know why he wouldn't release the sparring videos. It's because he hardly trained.
 
Nod Flenders said:
We all know why he wouldn't release the sparring videos. It's because he hardly trained.
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He did post videos of him standing there getting punched though. You can see he really channelled that technique when he stood there like a deer in headlights as Papi punched his brain into somersaults. :story:
 
I seen that goyslop he made for asston and I already knew it was over no one seriously training for a fight would ever eat that. He must of figured intaking calories and doing a few pushups was going to set him up well for a fight. That is to say if he even did pushups.
 
Sheeeeiit, KF is finally back up.

I analyzed the fight, so you don't have to.

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IMO Tardski should keep training and stay clean. People will start offering training or fights because of that viral KO footage, he actually opened up the new opportunity to meet new people. I'm not sure if those opportunities are profitable$ but doing collabs with martial arts Youtubers is probably good for example.

Also, he'll never get that good at boxing even if he trains super hard because it seems he is bad on a genetic level, but there are still good match ups for him, like, Charlie Zelenoff, Boogie, Wings, Tonka (is he still alive?), etc, etc. Bum vs Bum can be entertaining.

I just hope he doesn't drop boxing entirely because that means he whored himself for shekels. He is Warski, not Whoreski, amiright? Right??

> sparring videos

He should release them all for contents and keks. We already know pretty much everything he does is wrong one way or another, there is really nothing to hide anymore.
 
The best comparison I've seen of this was in the fight thread I think, where someone points out that Lowtax who didn't train at all lasted longer against Uwe Boll than Warski did.
 
Salt Papi knocked out Andy faster than Tyson knocked out Marvis Frazier.
To think you can eat an uppercut from prime Mike Tyson and still hit the mat slower than Andy did is very funny.
 
Chuck McGill said:
>kiwi farms coincidentally goes down the same weekend warski gets his face rearranged by a chink

Holy shit guys, I think we were wrong, PPP and Andy are behind it all! Keffals is just the fall guy here.
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This is schizopostin' I can get behind

Grand Wizard Wakka said:
Is @Least Concern that Warski Gains Enthusiast paypig who'd send superchats begging Andy to take his shirt off? Warski's never gonna fuck you, nomatter how hard you simp for m'lady's honor.
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We all know "warski gains enthusiast" was that tranny he tongued in Miami. It's really a touching love story.

Ralph could NEVER get a woman that beautiful. Keffals is just slop in comparison
 
KatanaSenshi said:
Sheeeeiit, KF is finally back up.

I analyzed the fight, so you don't have to.

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IMO Tardski should keep training and stay clean. People will start offering training or fights because of that viral KO footage, he actually opened up the new opportunity to meet new people. I'm not sure if those opportunities are profitable$ but doing collabs with martial arts Youtubers is probably good for example.

Also, he'll never get that good at boxing even if he trains super hard because it seems he is bad on a genetic level, but there are still good match ups for him, like, Charlie Zelenoff, Boogie, Wings, Tonka (is he still alive?), etc, etc. Bum vs Bum can be entertaining.

I just hope he doesn't drop boxing entirely because that means he whored himself for shekels. He is Warski, not Whoreski, amiright? Right??

> sparring videos

He should release them all for contents and keks. We already know pretty much everything he does is wrong one way or another, there is really nothing to hide anymore.
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Warski looked so bad on the pads and in the fight, I am not sure he actually did any sparring.

I don't think he took his training seriously, so fuck knows how many boxing sessions he did in any given week.
 
Don't watch typically even play KC for the background noise, but they've gained a viewer tomorrow, because I want to witness their cope.
 
crosspost from the MATI thread:

watching that beejams clip got me inspired to generate some text myself
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Article By: Josh
I like how Jarbo shows up too
 
KatanaSenshi said:
Sheeeeiit, KF is finally back up.

I analyzed the fight, so you don't have to.

View attachment 3662809

IMO Tardski should keep training and stay clean. People will start offering training or fights because of that viral KO footage, he actually opened up the new opportunity to meet new people. I'm not sure if those opportunities are profitable$ but doing collabs with martial arts Youtubers is probably good for example.

Also, he'll never get that good at boxing even if he trains super hard because it seems he is bad on a genetic level, but there are still good match ups for him, like, Charlie Zelenoff, Boogie, Wings, Tonka (is he still alive?), etc, etc. Bum vs Bum can be entertaining.

I just hope he doesn't drop boxing entirely because that means he whored himself for shekels. He is Warski, not Whoreski, amiright? Right??

> sparring videos

He should release them all for contents and keks. We already know pretty much everything he does is wrong one way or another, there is really nothing to hide anymore.
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Dude he didnt train at all and it was clearly visible. Just from the first step he took in the ring he looked like he was ready to trip and fall into his fat fucking face. He showed up with a beer gut and he was talking about how he was training by taking 3 dudes at the same time ( a hockey player, his coach and some nigger ) and called it "Juggernaut training". Before that he goes around posting videos of people using him as a punching bag instead of any productive conditioning training. This guy never trained boxing. He never heard of a jumprope in his fucking life. He doesnt even know how to keep a basic guard or a stance. He aint even out the starting blocks. The only training this moorish retard did was slamming down beers and mcdonalds. His body is a literal muffintop and he has chicken legs. There is so much wrong i could actually go on but we are gonna need a bigger forum for that lol.
 
I don't think Andy took his training seriously at all it was honestly an embarrassment to the whole event and I think Keemstar probably will never stick his neck out for anyone in this sector of the internet again
 
Devious Dave said:
I don't think Andy took his training seriously at all it was honestly an embarrassment to the whole event and I think Keemstar probably will never stick his neck out for anyone in this sector of the internet again
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It was an embarassment to the whole sport and a waste of everyones time in the event. The organizers probably railed Keem's asshole about this travesty.
 
All becomes gunt said:
It was an embarassment to the whole sport and a waste of everyones time in the event. The organizers probably railed Keem's asshole about this travesty.
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I kind of doubt it, they got plenty of publicity and buzz. The Sam Hyde fight was a fun slugfest and Papi got a decent amount of attention. Warski was never the draw and the promos basically skipped him over, he was never really taken seriously.
 
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