💰 Grifter Kino Casino - Read Kiwifarms with abortionist A-a-andy Warski and lardy PPP. A lolcow drama show. 2/28/2019, never forget.

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It was gayfabe, but not entirely. The end bit was scripted neither of them are good actors. PPP did try to strip his own brother on stream regardless if it was gayfabe or not he still did that. He also dry humped Andy even if you do that ironically, still makes you gay.
 
Big Fat Retard said:
"You like Kino Casino?"

"Um, they're okay."

"Their early work was a little too oorganized for my taste. But when Streamch.at came out in July, I think they really came into their own, commercially and artistically. The whole show has a disjointed, obnoxious sound, and a new sheen of contemptible unprofessionalism that really gives the shows a big boost. They have been compared to Mister Metokur, but I think PPP has a far more grifter, cynical sense of humor.

"Hey, Metokur Masochist"

"Yes, SignalBoot?"

"Why are there copies of Kiwifarms posts all over the place? Do you... Do you have a pig? A little gunt or something?"

"No, SignalBoot."

"Is that a raincoat?"

"Yes, it is. In June, Kino Casino released this; FLAMENCO EXPLAINS ALLEGATIONS OF SUS BEHAVIOR!, their most accomplished show. I think their undisputed masterpiece is "Doxing Godwinson". A bit so kino, most people probably don't listen to the excuses. But they should, because it's not just about the pleasures of grifting and the importance of lying. It's also a personal statement about the show itself. Hey, Signal! Try getting a reservation at Andy's fight now, you fuckin' stupid bastard!"
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Andy's failed meal evoked more emotion than his... other mistakes
One thing that was made clear is that they are mostly larping and kidding for shekels
Fuentes repeating chocolate sin midnight jungle bunny love for 30 minutes was a joke for content
PPP pretending to be shocked and upset about it was a joke for content
Andy's still gay
 
They should rename the vod:
The Cocaethylene Supershow, ft. Pants Shitting, The Ontario Shambler, and Andy’s Second Abortion (Gone Boyardee)
 
I have to be honest, I was thinking the cooking with Andy segment was gonna be a real bore, but after seeing that crime against culinary that Warski pulled out of the oven, I have seen new light on the subject.

Imagine all the absolutely godawful monstrosities that Andy could create using only broke food. Hotdogs, corned beef hash, Vienna sausages, potted meat, deviled ham, mac n' cheese, SPAM, ramen noodles, ect.

We could have our bad cooking show yet.
 
Andy was nearly brought to tears because PPP didn't like his cooking (not hyperbole).

Short version, mostly Andy's reaction:


Long version, same video as above but with more context and PPP:
 
Gaunt King Ithan Rilph said:
Long version, same video as above but with more context and PPP:
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Holy fuck. He's so fat.

I've seen many remarks about this man's adiposity before (like the below meme) but it never really sank in for me just how morbidly obese PPP actually is until I saw this fucking video which instantly made me think "Put down the fork, you've had enough!" before he even took a taste just because of how horrid is to imagine this enormous pig-man putting anything containing even a gram of fat into his pie hole.
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Now these two are gay as fuck, but Andy screaming about Lambos and blonds to a paused frame of Nick the gay Spic while checking every second to see if PPP still has the camera on his coked out face is pure Kino poetry and I don’t care how many autistic stickers I get for it.
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Retink said:
So in the past, did PPP ever refuse to eat Surfer's cooking or is that a privilege reserved for Warski alone?
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If I remember correctly surfer only ate his own meals, Ppp ate goyslop and mcdonalds with the odd bite of surfer's concoctions. I remember he would drown everything in a coating of cumin but that's about it.
 
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