💰 Grifter Kino Casino - Read Kiwifarms with abortionist A-a-andy Warski and lardy PPP. A lolcow drama show. 2/28/2019, never forget.

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Question to anyone still watching, how are the donations since Cabingate? It seems like their views are holding steady, but they are also pulling out all the stops. Metokur then Simon within a week or so of each other, seems to me like they're getting desperate.
takes them noticeably longer to hit the goal, as such shilling increased and made the show even worse
 
pretty sure 75 percent of their donations are faked

I can see that because who in their right mind would donate thousands per show unless their some sort of metokur orbiting masochistic loser
My theory is that the retards that once paypigged for AF and had the eye opening experience of a fat dyke calling a spade a spade by showcasing little Nipples' obvious faggotry are handing their hard earned trust fund over to the Casino now. Nigs gonna nig, pigs gonna pig type of situation. They just found a different piggy bank slot, PPP's starfish.
 
Even Ralph the gunted one doesn't go horizontal on his streams
When you are least equally physically disgusting as Ralph. Or surpassed it, that’s a fucking accomplishment. Asstonne is so goddamn fat I believe he can rest on his own marbled, dense rolls of fat oozing off his torso. Try laying sideways on a couch like him - a non-deathfat will have to prop themselves up. Not him. He is the sweaty Michelin Man gone wrong, an Eldrich Abomination.

His spine must be almost disintegrated by now. Nigger can’t even sit up straight anymore, shameful! Indulging in Gluttony and degeneracy, feasting on cakes and pies paid for by subhuman paypigs, sad.
 
Even Ralph the gunted one doesn't go horizontal on his streams
That's because Ralph does the professional thing and sits in a chair with a desk in front of him. PPP sits on a sofa and places his whatever camera on the coffee table. It's terrible for posture.
 
My theory is that the retards that once paypigged for AF and had the eye opening experience of a fat dyke calling a spade a spade by showcasing little Nipples' obvious faggotry are handing their hard earned trust fund over to the Casino now. Nigs gonna nig, pigs gonna pig type of situation. They just found a different piggy bank slot, PPP's starfish.




Hey paypigs, even Ashton thinks you're a retard for watching and giving him money. Look at him ring the bell for you!
 
I'm late, but am I the only one who thinks AF as a subject is boring, stupid and irrelevant?

They're not a legitimate political movement. They're led by a gay leftist. Can we just move on? I don't care how poorly their group is run or about how they're hypocrites.

I think the last episode was the worst one, worse than the flam stream, because this time there was some hope of, "ok, maybe they're starting to get it and they're going to fix the show," only to see them take 20 steps backward.

A former AF member talking about AF? Who the fuck would care about that?

I feel like I'm being gaslighted into believing I'm the retarded one.
I can't listen to any former af people when they go on. They're all fucking retarded themselves and non of them seem to care about fun, they all take their retarded Christian nationalist shit super seriously. Sometimes its funny when the pot calls the kettle black but it's really repetitive at this point.
 
They could easily do an end of month wrap up on a bunch of lolcows (if they had anything interesting happen) and do it as a special.

The feedback from that might help them decide what their audience wants to watch (besides Ralph and AF) moving forward. They already kind of do it with ip2, but thats a level of degeneracy and nothingness that I and many others dont really like.

Example
Cover 10 lolcows in the special and 3 get good feedback. Take those 3 and give them a bit of air time on regular shows when content is light and they do shit.

Boom, diversifying content.
 
Have a coked out nigger Warski.
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There's hundreds of lolcows out there which don't get nearly as much attention as Ralph does that they could cover. They could easily follow a diverse assortment of lolcows from different SEKTURs of the Internet and run a short and simple weekly segment on them. Alternatively, they could research actually interesting lolcows to do person streams on so that they get introduced to a wider audience. I remember in some random episode they played a clip of some random drunk reviewer lolcow who went on a rant about how naziism, socialism and zionism are the same thing which was pretty entertaining; Why not just expand on that and find more interesting clips and do a full proper stream?

There's a boatload of genuinely good ideas that could easily take KC to another level:
  • Upping their visual presentation by getting custom assets made. That weird rainbow background is a fucking eyesore and I don't get why they keep it around. Ralph unironically has pretty decent stream overlays which cycle and have a strong red and black color scheme.
  • Condensing all the paypig grift shit onto the end like Josh or Metokur do so that you don't waste time reading superchats
  • Putting in the time and effort to flesh out the segments and do proper research.
  • No more boxing shiling. Noone fucking cares since the average lolcow shitposter doesn't give a fuck about some random TikTok boxing match between Warski and some Filipino.
  • Getting real lolcow adjescent or whatever content for the Gumroad instead of Love Island and shit
You know, this is sorta the stuff smart showmen with a sense for good presentation and actual entertainment have. But neither Ashton nor Adam are that. They struck gold with the first few episodes, but it seems like our two retards relied more on plain luck that legit skill.
Did the tomato spam start before or during the second Flamenco shitshow? To me, PPP and Godwinson dropping the ball on that really buried them, but I stopped watching weeks prior to that because, like you mention, they talked about the same stuff and it got stale. Also Warski’s voice actually does stress me the fuck out. No joke, breaking character for a moment, Warski fucking sucks. He sounds like a chimp in heat when he laughs. The stuttering is a problem all on its own, but it’s nothing compared to the “Aaaaaahahahahahaaaaaaa……” also he’s scummy.
PPP’s big issue is just that he has a tendency of accusing people without providing any actual concrete evidence to assert his claims. He’s a good talker, but the fact is, he comes off as a liar who’ll basically say anything and never make any real attempt to back it up. The fact that Null managed to snowball them even further just by mentioning the powerchat situation says a lot about the situation they find themselves in. It’s almost like self-sabatoge; they can’t help but handle these issues in the worst possible way.
As for the background, you're right. They gotta slow that shit down. I suppose another grievance I have is that I remember hearing they planned to have some IBS stuff and have spergs yell at eachother. That’s the content right there that’s sorely missing these days. They’d rather stay on youtube though so I guess it is what it is.
 
They could easily do an end of month wrap up on a bunch of lolcows (if they had anything interesting happen) and do it as a special.

The feedback from that might help them decide what their audience wants to watch (besides Ralph and AF) moving forward. They already kind of do it with ip2, but thats a level of degeneracy and nothingness that I and many others dont really like.

Example
Cover 10 lolcows in the special and 3 get good feedback. Take those 3 and give them a bit of air time on regular shows when content is light and they do shit.

Boom, diversifying content.
They’d lose shekels in the short term.
Not going to happen.

Ralph and AF content is fine(mixed in with other familiar characters) if they can make it funny. It’s automatically going to be tedious and shitty if Warski has 50% speaking time and they are reading donos(to remind us that they are hustling grifters) 40% of the show.

Also, they’ve clearly made alliances like a couple of gay faggot grifters would. They allied with Jim and TRS(and all people tied to them) to own Ralph and AF. They’ve shrank the number of potential kino targets by getting in these super homo non-aggression treaties.
 
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