💰 Grifter Kino Casino - Read Kiwifarms with abortionist A-a-andy Warski and lardy PPP. A lolcow drama show. 2/28/2019, never forget.

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Isn't the reason you have two hosts so you can have at least one when the other can't make a date?
 
BlueArmedDevil said:
"Busy filming ca-ca-ca-content all day."
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AKA busy watching survivor all day while filming themselves and calling it content. Imagine if they spent that time throughout the week on research for the show, it'd be so much better, especially for Andy who already is losing potential show prep hours every day for his boxing event.
 
Chongqing said:
I'm late, but am I the only one who thinks AF as a subject is boring, stupid and irrelevant?

They're not a legitimate political movement. They're led by a gay leftist. Can we just move on? I don't care how poorly their group is run or about how they're hypocrites.
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I mean, nobody thinks AF is a legit political movement, it's literally just laughing at retarded AF streamers who think they are. That's the point. KC somehow manages to be kinda boring about it because neither PPP nor Warski appreciates brevity, but be real, nothing they cover is serious. They cover retards in AF, they cover Ethan Ralph, they cover Flamenco, they cover IP2, idk if they covered some keffals drama. None of these are serious people; they're retards on the internet who are fun to watch fail and be retarded sometimes. They all stream for way too long way to often, and the whole value of the show is to let clippers distil down their most retarded moments so we can get a highlight reel of dumbassery. Occassionally they break shit about said retards or interview some people associated with said retards, so I tune in sometimes. They could have a 10/10 show for people like me because I enjoy that shit, but I can't think of a single serious thing that KC has ever covered. It's Internet muckraking and you either like that or don't like that.
 
Drama Fan said:
I mean, nobody thinks AF is a legit political movement, it's literally just laughing at retarded AF streamers who think they are. That's the point. KC somehow manages to be kinda boring about it because neither PPP nor Warski appreciates brevity, but be real, nothing they cover is serious. They cover retards in AF, they cover Ethan Ralph, they cover Flamenco, they cover IP2, idk if they covered some keffals drama. None of these are serious people; they're retards on the internet who are fun to watch fail and be retarded sometimes. They all stream for way too long way to often, and the whole value of the show is to let clippers distil down their most retarded moments so we can get a highlight reel of dumbassery. Occassionally they break shit about said retards or interview some people associated with said retards, so I tune in sometimes. They could have a 10/10 show for people like me because I enjoy that shit, but I can't think of a single serious thing that KC has ever covered. It's Internet muckraking and you either like that or don't like that.
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they wont cover keffals because keffals is a 'leftist darling' and this will get them kicked off youtube in a heart beat.
 
Drama Fan said:
I mean, nobody thinks AF is a legit political movement, it's literally just laughing at retarded AF streamers who think they are. That's the point. KC somehow manages to be kinda boring about it because neither PPP nor Warski appreciates brevity, but be real, nothing they cover is serious. They cover retards in AF, they cover Ethan Ralph, they cover Flamenco, they cover IP2, idk if they covered some keffals drama. None of these are serious people; they're retards on the internet who are fun to watch fail and be retarded sometimes. They all stream for way too long way to often, and the whole value of the show is to let clippers distil down their most retarded moments so we can get a highlight reel of dumbassery. Occassionally they break shit about said retards or interview some people associated with said retards, so I tune in sometimes. They could have a 10/10 show for people like me because I enjoy that shit, but I can't think of a single serious thing that KC has ever covered. It's Internet muckraking and you either like that or don't like that.
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They really don’t do any of that tho they cover 95% Ralph and 5% people that are in Ralph’s orbit.

If they diversified the topics the show might be watchable but they don’t and it stinks,
 
Capt. Jean Luc Ritard said:
They really don’t do any of that tho they cover 95% Ralph and 5% people that are in Ralph’s orbit.

If they diversified the topics the show might be watchable but they don’t and it stinks,
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There's hundreds of lolcows out there which don't get nearly as much attention as Ralph does that they could cover. They could easily follow a diverse assortment of lolcows from different SEKTURs of the Internet and run a short and simple weekly segment on them. Alternatively, they could research actually interesting lolcows to do person streams on so that they get introduced to a wider audience. I remember in some random episode they played a clip of some random drunk reviewer lolcow who went on a rant about how naziism, socialism and zionism are the same thing which was pretty entertaining; Why not just expand on that and find more interesting clips and do a full proper stream?

There's a boatload of genuinely good ideas that could easily take KC to another level:
  • Upping their visual presentation by getting custom assets made. That weird rainbow background is a fucking eyesore and I don't get why they keep it around. Ralph unironically has pretty decent stream overlays which cycle and have a strong red and black color scheme.
  • Condensing all the paypig grift shit onto the end like Josh or Metokur do so that you don't waste time reading superchats
  • Putting in the time and effort to flesh out the segments and do proper research.
  • No more boxing shiling. Noone fucking cares since the average lolcow shitposter doesn't give a fuck about some random TikTok boxing match between Warski and some Filipino.
  • Getting real lolcow adjescent or whatever content for the Gumroad instead of Love Island and shit
You know, this is sorta the stuff smart showmen with a sense for good presentation and actual entertainment have. But neither Ashton nor Adam are that. They struck gold with the first few episodes, but it seems like our two retards relied more on plain luck that legit skill.
 
Scumsucker said:
Nick is boring and not even a lolcow. Like once a month he says something like “haha dude women are GAY” it’s not even funny enough to talk about. I just look at it and go “ok faggot”. The only time nick was ever interesting was his beef with Medicare. His upcoming beef with Ralph will be good tho.
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Yeah I never understood why KC would cover the first 30 mins or so of the show on Ralph (more during rage hog season) and then talk about Nick/AF for the next three hours over lukewarm content most of the time.

I know most of us agree they should branch out into other topics, but if anything spending 3 hours on Ralph's tweets would be more interesting than most AF stuff they go over.

They could knock out the first hour of the show on Ralph and AF news and then move onto joker of the week, gayfabe, whatever else.
 
Keranu said:
Yeah I never understood why KC would cover the first 30 mins or so of the show on Ralph (more during rage hog season) and then talk about Nick/AF for the next three hours over lukewarm content most of the time.

I know most of us agree they should branch out into other topics, but if anything spending 3 hours on Ralph's tweets would be more interesting than most AF stuff they go over.

They could knock out the first hour of the show on Ralph and AF news and then move onto joker of the week, gayfabe, whatever else.
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They really could just do AF and Ralph content if they stopped being so god damn lazy. They could do their job and watch some streams instead of crying about how it's too boring to watch so they stole clips from these threads to drone on about. Ralph has been pretty entertaining lately and they could do a funny back and forth while he's sniping them. They could gather some good clips to laugh at. Instead, Ralph is sniping right now? Hur hur stale ass Adrienne Blaire won jokes and then droning on about some stale ass week+ old clip. If they even are this fucking lazy they could ask people to submit clips. Almost all of this can be chalked up to laziness. Remember when PPP said he'd start doing solo streams after he moved? Instead he tells us how busy he is while he's gained like 50 pounds and can't even sit upright anymore. We're supposed to believe some bullshit about him being busy. Busy working that UberEats app maybe. Warski looks almost no different and I refuse to believe he works out 4 hours a day.

I can't believe any of these people feel stale clips, old happenings, interviews with the most boring cocksuckers in the world with a soundtrack loop of Warski's cycle of dialogue is worth $100+ donations each night. Warski commentary is like when you're standing in town in Divinity 2 and the NPCs just keep looping dialogue over and over until you can't take it any longer. PPP's dead eyed stare as he fakes enthusiasm.
 
ItCouldBeWorse said:
There's hundreds of lolcows out there which don't get nearly as much attention as Ralph does that they could cover. They could easily follow a diverse assortment of lolcows from different SEKTURs of the Internet and run a short and simple weekly segment on them. Alternatively, they could research actually interesting lolcows to do person streams on so that they get introduced to a wider audience. I remember in some random episode they played a clip of some random drunk reviewer lolcow who went on a rant about how naziism, socialism and zionism are the same thing which was pretty entertaining; Why not just expand on that and find more interesting clips and do a full proper stream?

There's a boatload of genuinely good ideas that could easily take KC to another level:
  • Upping their visual presentation by getting custom assets made. That weird rainbow background is a fucking eyesore and I don't get why they keep it around. Ralph unironically has pretty decent stream overlays which cycle and have a strong red and black color scheme.
  • Condensing all the paypig grift shit onto the end like Josh or Metokur do so that you don't waste time reading superchats
  • Putting in the time and effort to flesh out the segments and do proper research.
  • No more boxing shiling. Noone fucking cares since the average lolcow shitposter doesn't give a fuck about some random TikTok boxing match between Warski and some Filipino.
  • Getting real lolcow adjescent or whatever content for the Gumroad instead of Love Island and shit
You know, this is sorta the stuff smart showmen with a sense for good presentation and actual entertainment have. But neither Ashton nor Adam are that. They struck gold with the first few episodes, but it seems like our two retards relied more on plain luck that legit skill.
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Good points and good suggestion.
They're greedy but sadly also stupid and lazy so I suspect they'll do none of this even though it would create a better show and in the long term more money.
 
Chuck McGill said:
Question to anyone still watching, how are the donations since Cabingate? It seems like their views are holding steady, but they are also pulling out all the stops. Metokur then Simon within a week or so of each other, seems to me like they're getting desperate.
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pretty sure 75 percent of their donations are faked
 
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