💰 Grifter Kino Casino - Read Kiwifarms with abortionist A-a-andy Warski and lardy PPP. A lolcow drama show. 2/28/2019, never forget.

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We desperately need a SuperCut of Andy saying, "HOOOOOO-LEEEEEEEEEEEY, WHAT THE FUCK?!"
I swear it would be at least 6 hours long.
 
GaryGrey said:
The Abortskis dropping their new single 'Hollarin' Hog from West Virginia. This song makes me feel like it is 2002 at a community center listening to the tryouts for Battle of the Bands.
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*Warski you do not sound like Blink 182. You sound like karaoke at last call.
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Funny you mention Blink-182 when they have a whole song dedicated to Adam.
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"I never thought I'd grift alone
I laughed the loudest, who'd have known?
I trace the dono back to the wall
No wonder, it was never plugged in at all"
 
GaryGrey said:
The Abortskis dropping their new single 'Hollarin' Hog from West Virginia. This song makes me feel like it is 2002 at a community center listening to the tryouts for Battle of the Bands.
Hollarin Hog from West Virginia - Kino Casino 2002 Battle of the Bands.mp4
*Warski you do not sound like Blink 182. You sound like karaoke at last call.
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If anyone is questioning how retarded andy warski is. Just play this. He is a child. This is on the level of smashing together your toy action figures, and narrating on top of it.
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BSV said:
If anyone is questioning how retarded andy warski is. Just play this. He is a child. This is on the level of smashing together your toy action figures, and narrating on top of it.
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Bro you gave DSP thousands of dollars and he sidelined your ass how you gonna call a nigger retarded that happens to be pulling in more money then he did on prior ventures? Just saying.
 
Disheveled Human said:
Bro you gave DSP thousands of dollars and he sidelined your ass how you gonna call a nigger retarded that happens to be pulling in more money then he did on prior ventures? Just saying.
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I don't especially like you but this was the most savage Kiwi-on-Kiwi violence that I've seen in a while and you are to be commended for that. I hope you have a nice day. I don't know the lore on @BSV really but I assume he has earned his tag then.
 
I question the attempts to deflect by going "W-w-well Ralph gets abortions and is an alcoholic cokehead too!" So... we shouldn't make fun of you... because you're the same as Ralph...?
 
Disheveled Human said:
Bro you gave DSP thousands of dollars and he sidelined your ass how you gonna call a nigger retarded that happens to be pulling in more money then he did on prior ventures? Just saying.
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It's because I listened to that song. It may be the worst song ever written by anyone. Me being able to earn that much money to give to DSP should give you a hint. I would rather give Phil money then sitting coked out in my fathers basement, while he is sits in the next room as "metokur masochist " Writing this kind of sad tribute song to Ethan Ralph. I have a lot of useful skills which isn't just Internet grifting. Which by it's own merit probably makes me a few standard deviations smarter then warski.

Not only that but I am a better musician then warski, I play and make music. Which isn't retarded. I don't just put on a drum machine sing karaoke about a guy from west virginia, who is really from memphis. Warski has a worse singing voice then Anthony Fauchi, his lyrics are retarded and more tragic then fun. Given that he is trying to make fun of ralph for being a fat hog. While he sits next to his co host which is on an order of magnitude bigger then ralph.

Make fun of me all you want. But the assertion that I can't call andy warski a retard is not an insult. That is just plainly wrong.
 
Disheveled Human said:
Bro you gave DSP thousands of dollars and he sidelined your ass how you gonna call a nigger retarded that happens to be pulling in more money then he did on prior ventures? Just saying.
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Not only did he pay pig for DSP. He was also the premier Gout guard for many a moon, going so far as to argue with alogs in voice chats and being audibly upset about them criticising Phil. Whenever I see Vidar (BSV) calling someone a loser, I chuckle.
 
I am honestly not trying to derail the thread with ancient drama with phil I had 5 years ago. Warski and his song is retarded beyond whatever shit I have ever heard in my life. It's honestly legendary bad.

"Jim can you see me? I put to many syllables in the verse and it don't really work with the song anymore"

The music is probably stolen, the jokes are outdated, the performance is terrible, the lyrics doesn't fit in the song at all. It's insulting to the listener. It would be a crime for me not to say anything about it. It doesn't have anything to do with me. It's just objectively really really bad
 
So during the "epic rant" from the previous Casino episode Warski admitted the abortion wasn't originally his idea, rather his girlfriend called him to inform him of her decision. Now within his really awful sounding abortion song he is trying to revise history claiming he told her to get an abortion. So in this case, Ralph is right. Warski is lying down at night sad, weeping, because he sheepishly let his ex-girlfriend kill his son while he passively accepted her decision like a giant beta who can't protect his child's life. If it didn't bother Warski then he wouldn't spend hours talking about it and making poorly produced songs. But hey, at least he has the same morality as Ethan Ralph. Take that, gunt!

PPP is still being a hypocritical fatty, mocking life under the excuse of "irony bro." Not much to add there.
 
BSV said:
I am honestly not trying to derail the thread with ancient drama with phil I had 5 years ago. Warski and his song is retarded beyond whatever shit I have ever heard in my life. It's honestly legendary bad.

"Jim can you see me? I put to many syllables in the verse and it don't really work with the song anymore"

The music is probably stolen, the jokes are outdated, the performance is terrible, the lyrics doesn't fit in the song at all. It's insulting to the listener. It would be a crime for me not to say anything about it. It doesn't have anything to do with me. It's just objectively really really bad
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its not even that youre wrong, its absolute garbage but i just think that people arnt expecting the stuttering retard to put any effort, thought or skill into anything, infact im pretty certain he made it shit on purpose since he ended it with "i have" when "i do" would have made more sense and sounded better. Thats just comedy writing for retards, you have to squeeze the jokes into the tune regardless of if they fit or rhyme and what not....
 
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