💰 Grifter Kino Casino - Read Kiwifarms with abortionist A-a-andy Warski and lardy PPP. A lolcow drama show. 2/28/2019, never forget.

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Are these songs the "quality content" I'm supposed to expect on the Rake Backs?
 
>plays a brand new song that no one has ever heard before
>"Sing along everyone!"
>song is all random verses and no chorus that ever repeats

You absolute fucking retard, Andy. We are reaching levels of retardation that have never been seen by humans before.
Someone please archive these songs. We already lost "Pink Haired Bitch" (a Warski classic) to the annals of time. Don't let it happen again.
 
I have to be honest, I liked the Hollerin' Hog song. Andy can't sing for shit, but still.
 
I think Andy's songs could be good if he got JustinRPG to sing them... and Justin took some creative liberties with the lyrics... and he just made the song about fucking pigs and horses.
 
Are these songs the "quality content" I'm supposed to expect on the Rake Backs?
Honestly, working half as much and becoming half as visible sounds like a horrible idea if they want their show to stay relevant. They keep trying to tweak what they are doing where it's the lying/backstabbing/fake bullshit I have a problem with, cut that.
 
The Abortskis dropping their new single 'Hollarin' Hog from West Virginia. This song makes me feel like it is 2002 at a community center listening to the tryouts for Battle of the Bands.

*Warski you do not sound like Blink 182. You sound like karaoke at last call.
 
I think Andy's songs could be good if he got JustinRPG to sing them... and Justin took some creative liberties with the lyrics... and he just made the song about fucking pigs and horses.
I’d like a JustinRPG version of these songs, except it’s all about Reshiram peeing and the process of eating and digesting him, to keep consistent with the lore.

The second song wasn’t too bad, I’ll give Tardski that. I have a soft spot for stupid garbage, that’s why I‘m here at the faggot farms.

absurd amounts of cope in this thread.
Malding. Are you an Ashton or Christorian X alt?
 
Casino Bros, I don’t feel so good. It’s starting to get cold.

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I’d like a JustinRPG version of these songs, except it’s all about Reshiram peeing and the process of eating and digesting him, to keep consistent with the lore.

The second song wasn’t too bad, I’ll give Tardski that. I have a soft spot for stupid garbage, that’s why I‘m here at the faggot farms.


Malding. Are you an Ashton or Christorian X alt?

Bro..........can you stop broing out for a second? I'm tuned in tonight and it's just your usual kino show with andy being annoying and PPP shilling, no need to be over the top about it "HOLY FUCK IS THIS FINALLY THE END OF KINO?" It's just a typical shitty kino show.
 
Everyone is talking about how fat Asstroon is in the chat now, lmao. Can you blame them? He must smell like death. His titties are bouncing around every time he gesticulates, and he looks like a hideous woman if you squint.
I squinted just now to see what you were saying. Then I unsquinted my eyes and realized he already looks like a fat, female librarian.
 
Bro..........can you stop broing out for a second? I'm tuned in tonight and it's just your usual kino show with andy being annoying and PPP shilling, no need to be over the top about it "HOLY FUCK IS THIS FINALLY THE END OF KINO?" It's just a typical shitty kino show.
Gotta agree with this tbh. I always though Kino Casino was horrible garbage. I tuned in today and it was still horrible garbage. Didn’t seem that out of the ordinary.

The songs were a nice touch. Too bad they weren’t that good. I do like when Andy plays his songs and he is rocking around in his webcam, thinking this is the best shit ever and how the anti-humor of the most piss poor punchlines are supposed to be the funniest jokes ever.

I find that Warski’s inability to realize how unfunny and annoying he is, is the actual best jokes of the Kino Casino.
 
PPP said:
I'm not sure I can say the things I want to say without them being against Youtube's ToS.

One big thing that's fucking the Casino is they can't give their audience new content. Then Vito the Pedo comes out and says "I'm not joking when I say I jerk off my cat with cue tips when she's in heat" and neither of them know what to do with this steaming pile of Kino laid right in front of them.

Mother fuckers, your superchats don't work and people are chucking tomatoes at you. Cut loose a little.
 
The first 3-4 episodes were good. They had an interesting gimmick, they did lots of preparation. It's now garbage because they dropped the gimmick and both are lazy shits.

It's just the same as any other dumb show but worsened by constant grifting and stuttering.
 
Bro..........can you stop broing out for a second? I'm tuned in tonight and it's just your usual kino show with andy being annoying and PPP shilling, no need to be over the top about it "HOLY FUCK IS THIS FINALLY THE END OF KINO?" It's just a typical shitty kino show.
If you’re suggesting people stop finding new and creative ways to describe how obese and disgusting Ashton is, the answer is a resounding no - now and forever. This thread is now a Whale Watching thread.

I agree with the last statement - that’s why it’s more fun to shit on the show then watch it.

I squinted just now to see what you were saying. Then I unsquinted my eyes and realized he already looks like a fat, female librarian.
The one nice thing about being as fat as Asstroon is that if you want to troon out, the estrogen does the job for you, as you’ve observed. No HRT required with this much blubber, folks.
 
One big thing that's fucking the Casino is they can't give their audience new content. Then Vito the Pedo comes out and says "I'm not joking when I say I jerk off my cat with cue tips when she's in heat" and neither of them know what to do with this steaming pile of Kino laid right in front of them.

Mother fuckers, your superchats don't work and people are chucking tomatoes at you. Cut loose a little.
I think it’s funny cause PPP never used to care about YouTube ToS. He said whatever whenever and that was part of the draw. That uncut and uncensored vibe recorded on a phone from what seemed to be 2008 seemed raw and honest, even though it was kayfabe and hyperbole.

He always knew that if his channel went down, he could make another one and everyone would still find it through word of mouth.
 
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