💰 Grifter Kino Casino - Read Kiwifarms with abortionist A-a-andy Warski and lardy PPP. A lolcow drama show. 2/28/2019, never forget.

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BigPeanut said:
I think your post is overall amazing and added all the shit I forgot, but this conspiracy is retarded and gay. PPP first tried to snake him with godwinson and it failed and all the paypigs left with warski, then he tried perspic and failed even harder and he made pretty much no money and came begging back for warski.

Though internet discourse was against and on PPP’s side, all the paypiggies are Andy’s little discord butt buddies and they abandoned PPP’s fat ass when he fired andy. PPP no doubt came crawling back to Andy beejamski when he realized not a single person cared about his little discord fwends.
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Yeah I agree. I think the idea PPP did some double reverse proxy plot to sabotage persip is just persip copium, and his snooze streams since have proven he never had the makings of a varsity athlete either way.

Also agree, and I said earlier that the division of powers is PPP brings the show, Warski does paypig managment. He is basically like Rodger from mad men just with none of the charisma with anyone other than simps. He keeps the pigs happy in the speshul discord playing games with them and wishing them happy birthday, the same place kyler was hanging out and talking about.

That other dude said it
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Okay, apologies, that must have been after I stopped listening so I should have listened to the rest of the stream before bothering the thread for the info. That's wild assuming it isn't a shitposter, but again, we have confirmation they have partied with paypigs so its not at all implausible.
 
DogZero said:
To be fair, this has been a rumor for a while. It also would not be unprecedented after the secret order of the nine angles e-gf he had during the surfer saga. The vegas shit this is the first time I have ever heard. However we know they have met up with psychogungir and others... and usually when its brought up ppp offers that they have done degen shit as a concession, usually in the context of just drinking a lot but who knows, maybe its a tell?
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Well, everybody knows about Snack, but this recent revelation of Ashton's potato-built girlfriend is news to me since I always thought it was Croc who lived with Ashtone as his personal ass-wiper after Andy moved out.
 
I'm glad there's a little something ridiculous behind the scenes to spark intrigue, the Rekeita stuff just isn't cutting it right now.

People get tired of having designated "good guys" and "bad guys" very quickly. Just like what happened in the Guntosphere in like 2020, and the Skeptic community before that, and on and on.
 
The ufo sektur coverage is kino for me.
I think Steven's first appearance was high energy and this second appearance (yes, technically 3rd) is much more subdued. I think it'll take a few more shows together for the boys to iron out the kinks and intuit the perfect vibe.
Personally, this has been a welcome addition to the sektur and has given me motivation to lurk less and make an account here.
 
Since Iron is done with the Vegas vacation story, here are my notes about the whole thing :
  • Andy had a meltdown at the beginning of their vacation at 6 in the morning about Liana might be cheating on him, this is after a month in the relationship
  • PPP has to sleep on two beds by himself
  • Andy cheated on Liana with black hookers
  • Andy and the paypigs have some kind of diddy party with the black hookers. Iron said he didn't participate and stay in his own room.
  • PPP also didn't participate with the black hookers but he did stay in the same room and watch the whole thing
  • A paypig (can't remember their name) couldn't finish it with the hooker since he's a virgin. Iron said she was bored and on the phone the whole time so Andy had to come to save his paypig by pushing him from the back
  • Metokur Masochist lost a $20 poker game and spent 3 hours sulking in his own room
  • Ashton stole $300 worth of casino chips from Metokur Masochist
  • Andy brought up sektur related discussion during the Vegas trip while PPP brought up Surfer
  • Metokur Masochist was uncomfortable hearing words like faggot, autistic, and nigger. Iron said he's a liberal
  • Metokur Masochist refused to give his ID while check-in to the resort and told the receptionist that he and the others just met from online and use alias name. Mind you everybody knows each other real name before this
  • Andy brought up the time Jaden cried while on the call with him and PPP during the vacation

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Other interesting things that were mentioned but unrelated to the Vegas vacation :
  • Andy paid someone $5k to work on some kind of water physic for his game that he never uses
  • A paypig named Psycho Gungnir aka Beiser lost his job recently and Andy banned people (either from chat or discord server, I can't remember it) who told him to cool it off with the donations
  • Andy banned 20 - 30 people from his paypig server because they made fun of him after the salt papi fight. Iron also said Andy was crying while on the calls with the paypigs
  • Ashton has a secret gf that's living with him, Andy told Iron she's built like a potato (Vaush's gf type of body) Editor note someone do an edit of that famous pic of Vaush but with Ashtone's face please
 
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Cringestorian X said:
Since Iron is done with the Vegas vacation story, here are my notes about the whole thing :
  • Andy had a meltdown at the beginning of their vacation at 6 in the morning about Liana might be cheating on him, this is after a month in the relationship
  • PPP has to sleep on two beds by himself
  • Andy cheated on Liana with black hookers
  • Andy and the paypigs have some kind of diddy party with the black hookers. Iron said he didn't participate and stay in his own room.
  • PPP also didn't participate with the black hookers but he did stay in the same room and watch the whole thing
  • A paypig (can't remember their name) couldn't finish it with the hooker since he's a virgin. Iron said she was bored and on the phone the whole time so Andy had to come to save his paypig by pushing him from the back
  • Metokur Masochist lost a $20 poker game and spent 3 hours sulking in his own room
  • Ashton stole $300 worth of casino chips from Metokur Masochist
  • Andy brought up sektur related discussion during the Vegas trip while PPP brought up Surfer
  • Metokur Masochist was uncomfortable hearing words like faggot, autistic, and nigger. Iron said he's a liberal
  • Metokur Masochist refused to give his ID while check-in to the resort and told the receptionist that he and the others just met from online and use alias name. Mind you everybody knows each other real name before this
  • Andy brought up the time Jaden cried while on the call with him and PPP during the vacation
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This sounds like hell lol
 
The life of the Z list e-celeb. Stayoffdiscord.PNG
 
DogZero said:
I ain't watching the post-show so hopefully the simps that do can report on warski's spergout once he doesn't have his handler. I’m sure someone will poke him about it and he will mass ban or something.
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Warski just said that "I am really not interested in talking any drama stuff" or something along those lines.
 
I'll just say it, it's when tardski slips up like with the twitter hijack that I miss Godwinson to reel the tard in and drag him over the coals a bit.
He wasn't perfect but the sektur isn't the same without him flinging shit at literally everyone, for the sake of kino.
 
BigPeanut said:
The “I’m so cold daddy jim” is from when Jim confronted PPP on turning ultra grifter (PPP got famous by seething at sektur people for taking donations (let alone begging like he does) ) and PPP said his family exiled jim to a Canadian tundra cabin and he was so cold and depressed and made a vow that he’d do anything to never feel the chill of winter again and thus he had to become a grifter.
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I've never kek'd so hard in my entire life holy fuck. No wonder he choked up and almost cried at the end of the election stream.
 
BigPeanut said:
LOL About what? I missed that one
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It was at the very tail end before Tardski started talking alone during the post show and sucking ass at COD, PPP was semi drunk and did a mini congratulatory speech to the audience about how he appreciates the donations and the amount of viewers, and his voice started cracking while he was choking back tears right before signing off for the night. This is the VOD of the stream, if you go to the 7 hours 59 minutes and 52 seconds mark. "It really is something I really want to thank you guys" as his face contorts and he's on the verge of crying, before he reels it in and puts back on the grift persona.
 
Sweet Jesus, Is this kyler guy always THIS FUCKING ANNOYING, or is he on drugs during this stream? He’s Nick rekeita level unfunny and annoying, it’s really hard to get through this stream, not to mention he’s also a stuttering retard like Andy, but way worse! He also can’t hold a fucking thought for 2 seconds and repeats the same cringe jokes and phrases OVER AND OVER again. I’ve never hated someone within 5 minutes who wasn’t some type of pedophile or other heinous criminal
 
Andy is such a retard attaching these godawful video game streams to the main one. He has never learned that no one gives a fuck about his shitty video game commentary. I go to watch the replay and I am forced to see this orangutan stare wide eyed at norm Macdonald clips going "wooo...hah....wew".
 
BigPeanut said:
Sweet Jesus, Is this kyler guy always THIS FUCKING ANNOYING, or is he on drugs during this stream? He’s Nick rekeita level unfunny and annoying, it’s really hard to get through this stream, not to mention he’s also a stuttering retard like Andy, but way worse! He also can’t hold a fucking thought for 2 seconds and repeats the same cringe jokes and phrases OVER AND OVER again. I’ve never hated someone within 5 minutes who wasn’t some type of pedophile or other heinous criminal
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Yeah, it was pretty rough.
He chills out a little at one point and let's Ralph and Iron(?) talk amongst themselves more.
But I can see why him and Andy hit it off. They're so much alike with being unable to focus and needing constant stimuli.
 
I dipped out a few months after the Casino started, but have since gone back and fuck man PPP can elicit the hardest laughs I've experienced in a long time. Warski is still pretty worthless but he is harmless enough.
 
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