💰 Grifter Kino Casino - Read Kiwifarms with abortionist A-a-andy Warski and lardy PPP. A lolcow drama show. 2/28/2019, never forget.

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August Levasseur said:
cope harder pppaypig. How about you refinance your house again so you can send more subs and superchats to the cokehead and his canadian bacon, eh?
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That does not address anything I said in my post. If you’re not a nigger with a 70 IQ then you can use context clues and address the claim made.
 
Nate Higgers said:
Ralph’s boyfriend Mike Mersh has recently admitted that Rumble’s viewcounts are artificially inflated and botted. Mersh has even “sent an email about it to someone” (possibly the SEC). You’re trying too hard.
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Who cares about viewer counts? The Killstream is being built as an authentic stream with a genuine audience. Kino Casino's likely being botted too and without a few big paypigs, the Casino would close almost overnight. The Killstream may not be as "flashy" as the Casino, but I see it being around a year, can't say the same for the Casino and their rotten core.
 
Last night's show was great. There is something surreal about a 600lb fat man, three bottles deep, ranting at another 600lb fat man about how to live.

PPP, I really do hope you change your eating and gambling habits because those will catch up with you and your downfall will be brutal.
 
porkWellington said:
So their DSP interview was a dud, People's Pedophile Press dressed up as a child and WANKED OFF a bottle of alcohol, the consequence of Warski's abortion and cocaine abuse are catching up to him and his appearance now matches his retarded personality, and both their lives are being supported by mega-paypig "CasinoTolerator" until EsoShaggy wins "The Battle of CasinoTolerator's dox" and they fuck off after being exposed for being a degenerate who's being protected by PPP and Warski for a paycheck. They gave DSP shit for having one pedophile in his audience, hope PPP and Warski are judged with the same fervor when it's exposed that they're protecting a few, because they already had one get caught and they got off too easy.

Meanwhile Ralph's been pulling consistent marathon shows, crushing goals, his chat isn't just 5 bots spamming clapping emojis, and he's constantly having guests who aren't just a has-been lolcow that was never good at video games. Ralph's having a fruitful rebuilding arc and the death-spiral of the Casino is beginnin. It'll accelerate when we get Aim Aim Aim 2.0.
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a new a glorious morning dawns for the killstream we need only wait two more weeks.
 
Nate Higgers said:
I know posting about the situation with them skipping shows/not going live is funny and relevant more than ever but they really do not give a shit if they end up breaking the “promise” that they would go live every day in a week or “every day in October”…they already got their money. All their whales are very forgiving and their biggest whales are likely to still be in direct contact with them on discord or xitter DMs. So they can possibly know before the rest of the plebeian paypigs when they’re postponing or when they go live.

I realize this has been mentioned before so give me the alarm clock stickers if you want but it bears repeating. As long as they get $6,000,000/month from CasinoTolerator’s paid subs they could give a shit what the rest of the audience thinks about their scheduling. Then when they come back, Ashton gives a school guidance counselor sounding speech about “wul, guys…the thing is, we wanna make shoor that we have good QUALITY stuff to go ovur with you guys when we go live, otherwise it’s just the same as a booring fawkin killstream “show” where Ralph just watches Tucker Carlson fer two hours straight”. Nevermind that they still have a backlog of shit that happened while they were gone that they could cover but I sincerely mean this: they know what they’re doing and they know they’re at a point where they can afford to miss a couple days in a week and they won’t see a significant drop off in donations/paid subs or viewer numbers.
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Speaking of which, has anyone bothered to calculate how much money they're realistically making every month? Like add up all the subs and donos they get each stream and figure out how much that amounts to. Because whatever it is, it can't be nearly enough to justify streaming as little as they do. I know they have extremely generous paypigs, but they aren't THAT generous. When you consider the facts that

1) They have no ad revenue since Kick doesn't have ads, and can't get a Kick deal either
2) they get no sponsorships (the primary source of income for streamers, with ad revenue being second).
3)Besides Kick subs/donos, their only other source of income is Gumroad (which is $10 a month and I don't imagine they've gotten many people subbing to that, and everything I've heard about it is it's largely abandoned or at best sporadically updated) and the Clip channel (which makes jackshit and they have to pay Flaked to run it so what little they make off of that probably entirely goes to him and they solely benefit from exposure the channel gets their Kick)
4)They have to split any money they make between themselves
5) They have sporadically streamed since their show began, going through short bursts of streams followed by extended periods of no shows, and they only make money when they're streaming

Their is absolutely no way they're making enough to warrant being so lazy. At BEST they probably make around 8k a month and it's split between themselves evenly, so 4k a month each (and I'm being generous here). So unless they have secret (((benefactors))) funding them behind closed doors, then they're making just enough to live fairly comfortably. If this is the case, then they are either extremely lazy or extremely unambitous a content creators. They aren't getting rich off of this ever with their attitudes. That such an unimpressive level of income is enough to satisfy them both tells me that they just want to coast by making just enough to fund their lifestyles and nothing more (which for PPP is mcdonalds and gambling and for Warski it's "diet coke") and either lack the desire or merely lack the will to become more successfull as streamers. Whatever the paypiggies are paying them is evidently enough for them to be comfortable noshowing for extended periods of time, but it's absolutely not very much money all things considered.

3k average concurrent viewers means nothing when the two of them are making less (individually) than a vtuber with 300 viewers on Twitch or Youtube (who gets ad revenue, sponsorships, AND paypiggies) because they can't get ad rev or sponsors (both of which would actually allow them to PROFIT off of said 3k concurrent viewership) and are too lazy to consistently stream, and rely on a small handful of paypiggies who are probably just barely keeping their lifestyles afloat and if they stopped giving them money at any point they'd be done for.
 
SuffahWhorse said:
Their is absolutely no way they're making enough to warrant being so lazy. At BEST they probably make around 8k a month and it's split between themselves evenly, so 4k a month each (and I'm being generous here).
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Idk about that.
According to my calculations (s is for sub, I would've just put in sub, but wolfram fucks up if you try to do weird units on too complicated of an equation), from just the top 10 sub gifters for the past stream, and assuming only $100 of superchats per stream, if they do only 3 streams a week they're making $17k/month. I know they've got their pumpkin grift going on rn, but that only counts for so much. And considering the amount of people who donate single subs or only 5 subs, they would probably bring in at least the top 10 number from the past stream regularly even without the pumpkin.
I don't actually know what their goal is since they never say it outright, otherwise I would've just put that in plus some assumed average overshoot.
 
I think they probably make quite a bit, like I'm thinking 200-250k a year. But when you take 10% out for show expenses, cut the rest 50/50, and then pay half (literally) to the cuckada government, it's good for a sektur-based show but not great.

Edit: Honestly, might be ever more than that, like it could easily be 300k with some of the crazy nights they have playing 10 episodes of destination stone and multiple $100 superchats.
 
Lolcow Live has 6k viewers right now covering RTU.

Lolcow Live appear to have pivoted from their pro wrestling fake made up storylines and now their content is eating the Kino Casino's lunch entirely.... and the response from Ashton and Andy is not bothering to announce a show AGAIN.

I'm not really sure what they're thinking right now.
 
Balldo's Gate said:
Lolcow Live has 6k viewers right now covering RTU.

Lolcow Live appear to have pivoted from their pro wrestling fake made up storylines and now their content is eating the Kino Casino's lunch entirely.... and the response from Ashton and Andy is not bothering to announce a show AGAIN.

I'm not really sure what they're thinking right now.
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They are rightly assuming that I will wait. It's just lolcow stuff and their presentation is better and louder.
 
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