💰 Grifter Kino Casino - Read Kiwifarms with abortionist A-a-andy Warski and lardy PPP. A lolcow drama show. 2/28/2019, never forget.

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Sepsis from a public hot tub? That is fucking DISGUSTING there folks. So he would have had to have an open wound before getting into the public petri dish, he would have then gotten and ignored the initial infection until he got sepsis. This could literally be from bed or gamer chair sores or not washing between the cavernous folds of his 500 pound body. YEEEEEEEEEESHH!
 
There is a new miracle drug on the market that might save PPP's life and remove his excess weight. It's expensive, however. A one month supply (with 4 once-weekly injecto pens) runs between $1,000 and $1,200 (U.S) per box - or $12,000 per year. But it works. It's secret? It destroys one's hunger urge. Unlike conventional diets, where you struggle to eat less - but still suffer hunger pangs - Mounjaro kills your very desire to eat. When taking Mounjaro you will lose all desire to stuff double cheeseburgers and bags of tater chips down your gullet. Does it work? To answer your question, it works so goddamn well there's a worldwide shortage of it. So if Andy Warski wants to continue saying Whoaaaaaa! after every PPP Hey, Budddddy! he'd better make sure his co-host learns about this fan-fucking-tastic new drug - before it's too late!

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CANADA'S NATIONAL HEALTH CARE SYSTEM SHOULD PROVIDE THIS
FREE TO PPP - ESPECIALLY CONSIDERING HIS DIRE HEALTH PROBLEMS
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DoomSayer said:
Sepsis from a public hot tub? That is fucking DISGUSTING there folks. So he would have had to have an open wound before getting into the public petri dish, he would have then gotten and ignored the initial infection until he got sepsis. This could literally be from bed or gamer chair sores or not washing between the cavernous folds of his 500 pound body. YEEEEEEEEEESHH!
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How would a man that fat even know that his skin is broken under that massive gunt? And when your body is covered in fat and salt from your daily chip intake, it must itch all the time.
 
Episode 53: Hit That Goal!

Includes KC6 and KC5.
Ok, I'll admit, them fucking with Gunt's live viewcount was funny. Now, imagine them putting at least this much effort in every other episode of Kino Casino, just how much better the show would've been.

purpleflurp said:
Ralph would unironically view PPP dying as one of the greatest things to happen in his life. And that just won't do.
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Oh, just you wait. We all know what follows an indisputable Ralphamale W (especially when Gunt had nothing to do with it in the first place).
Trig.Point said:
I still can't believe he and warski did that. They spend months hounding Nick Fuentes and then they decide to use a funding platform connected to him.
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It's the juxtaposition of smug Asston and Tardski smugly chuckling at Jersh for pointing that out and repeating the "PIZZA DAY" catchphrase ad nauseam and Asston and Tardski with egg on their face groveling in front of Daddy Jim and pretending to be retarded (THAT CABIN WAS SO COLD I HAD NO CHOICE BUT TO GRIFT, DADDY GYM!) on the very next stream while people in their own chat and comment sections are shitting on them that gets me.
The Fountainhead said:
A one month supply (with 4 once-weekly injecto pens) runs between $1,000 and $1,200 (U.S) per box - or $12,000 per year.
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He'll need at least a hundred more Cum Road subs to afford that. It's tough, folks!
Your Favorite New Friend said:
BLING BLONG DINGA!
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Speaking of which, he quit paypigging altogether after the "TRSartor festival" - the most "fuck off, we don't care, we only do it 'cause you donated $1000, thanks for the money dummy" episode. If nothing else, I expect to see him tap-dancing on the grave.
 
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My only surprise is that this wasn't Ralph.

Oh well, another tube of lard collapsing in on itself.
 
𝓡𝓪𝓹𝓲𝓷 𝓒𝓪𝓻𝓵𝓽𝓸𝓷 said:
Also, Jewsh is a fat shit who has proven that centering your "diet" around scheduled cheat days is probably more of a fat fuck cope instead of good health advice
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It's not Pizza Day that's the issue. Ulililia lost weight on an all pizza diet. It's that he doesn't exercise (good luck holding down the trad homestead/compound when you won't walk a mile or lift a 15 lb dumbbell because it doesn't "feel good"). He's technically losing weight, but at a hilariously glacial pace.

I could make the same progress Josh does in a month by taking Metamucil tomorrow morning. PPP, being an even fatter fuck, never picked up on this.
 
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PPP only has himself to blame for rejecting Pizza Day for Snake Juice instead.

If PPP kicks the bucket, Warski will have to go back to his parents house to live and will never make decent money on the Internet ever again.
 
Katkis said:
How would a man that fat even know that his skin is broken under that massive gunt? And when your body is covered in fat and salt from your daily chip intake, it must itch all the time.
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He probably looks like an (L4D) Boomer down there. Imagine the foul cloud of stank that came out when they lifted up his gunt and saw the fetid suppurating sores. The funk of 40,000 pounds.
Amazing Criminal said:
Ralph absolutely deserves to take a victory lap (lol) if his own battered, drug addled, gunted body manages to shut down after PPP's. If you're less healthy than Ralph, you deserve it.
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Imagine PPP and Jim die, and Gaydur the Traitor gets hit by a car, and the Gunt outlives all his enemies.
 
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