💰 Grifter Kino Casino - Read Kiwifarms with abortionist A-a-andy Warski and lardy PPP. A lolcow drama show. 2/28/2019, never forget.

[JackoVerde]

He posted weigh in videos on the gumroad but hasn't been updated since April 22nd
Week 1:
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But ashton is also 6 foot 4.

 

[Bland Crumbs]

Something, something, Canadian healthcare, am I right?
https://youtube.com/watch?v=GGhu5Zl5ry8

Total aside here but tactically Frankenstein made the right move. Those wheelchairs and beds could have really damaged the car whereas the fleshy doctors posed little threat of serious breakage.

Also yeah I guess I hope PPP feels better or something.

He posted weigh in videos on the gumroad but hasn't been updated since April 22nd
Week 1:
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Oh and feet are fucking gross.

 

[Asian tech support]

He posted weigh in videos on the gumroad but hasn't been updated since April 22nd
Week 1:
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Well damn, they both weigh about the same. Wings should fight PPP.

 

[SNEED.EXE]

He posted weigh in videos on the gumroad but hasn't been updated since April 22nd

Damn, 4030 kilos?

 

[Xarpho's Return]

Just when I thought Ralph was leading the race to an early grave, PPP managed to pull his fat ass ahead.

And given how he's dealing with the Canadian healthcare system, I imagine it won't be too long before some nurse signs a euthanasia form on his behalf.

And how this will end, if PPP croaks Ralph will go on some RALPHAMALE ALWAYS WINS victory lap.

 

[Matt Damon]

But ashton is also 6 foot 4.

I'm 6'3", 240 and would really be healthier at 220 or 225. He might not be Boogie or Wings, but 400 pounds is still grotesquely obese, even at his height.

 

[Rickenbacker]

I hope he lives solely to deprive Ralph of a win

 

[Rain Team Pepe]

PPP exiting like this would be such a waste of potential.

 

[internet friend]

If PPP finally kicks the KFC bucket I just hope that it's Warski who receives the honour of stuttering out the eulogy (with super chats enabled) at the funeral.

PPP was a d-d-d-de-dear friend of.... WHOAAAAA M-MUH-ME-MMM-MMME-MMMMET-MMMETOKUR M-MM-MMMA-MM-MMM-MAA-MASOCHIST FOR FIFTY D-D-D-DO-DOLLARS!!! LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOO!

 

[Your Favorite New Friend]

How the fuck do you get a sepsis-inducing bacterial infection from a hot tub? What, did he jump in with a bunch of open wounds?

Fresh anal fissures :-(

 

[make_it_so]

And how this will end, if PPP croaks Ralph will go on some RALPHAMALE ALWAYS WINS victory lap.

And given how Ralph's wins are always followed by a massive L, this will probably be followed by Ralph suffering from a debilitating stroke mid-stream.

 

[GettrGriftr]

Chewing and swallowing were proving too labour intensive for PPP, so he's now moved onto a steady drip feed of lard directly into his veins

He can't afford lard. I'd say gutter oil would be more in his price range.

Hoping that PPP can reconcile with his estranged wife Surfer as this health scare opens both of their eyes to what's truly important: each other.

And with his dear, dear mother-in-law Godwinson

 

[IamnottheNSA]

Episode 52: BISH!

Includes RB1 and KC7.
I think it's telling just how boring the AFPAC III was when Tardski started lighting his nips on fire just to pass the time. Also, first proper sighting of Wine Snortski in the Casino. In many ways, this episode was foreshadowing of things to come.

On a side note, I'm done with all the Rake Back episodes! With only 6 more episodes of Kino Casino left I'll be done with it in just 2 or 3 more episodes.

And to all the new visitors from the sticky, hello and welcome to this otherwise dead fucking thread for a dead fucking show! I hope you like monkey noises.

 

[Matt Damon]

And given how Ralph's wins are always followed by a massive L, this will probably be followed by Ralph suffering from a debilitating stroke mid-stream.

Would anyone even notice stroke paralysis on Ralph's post-Portugal face?

 

[Berrakh]

Is this the Gunt Victory timeline? Or does PPP qualify as a Gunt himself now?

 

[Honored guest]

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I can only assume this is code for getting AIDS from attending gay bathhouses for the morbidly obese

This nigger either has the beetus and his extremities are rotting off, or hes so fucking fat that his folds are chaffing(and getting infected) from the herculean task of getting into and out of a hot tub.

 

[Retink Retunk]

Maybe eating your own body weight in food each day isn't such a good idea when you're 600+ pounds.

That and if you're in the hospital and all you can think about is some Internet beef, maybe you need to reevaluate your life choices.

 

[PhoBingas]

How the fuck do you get a sepsis-inducing bacterial infection from a hot tub? What, did he jump in with a bunch of open wounds?

Toronto is a grimy shithole. Sepsis was probably the most benign thing he could pick up from a public hot tub.

 

[Grand Wizard Wakka]

Is this the Gunt Victory timeline? Or does PPP qualify as a Gunt himself now?

has the beetus and his extremities are rotting off

The Gunt vs The Gout

 

[Kid Named Rocket]

I don't see why everyone's so upset, my man is just trying to become an Apostle of Nurgle (or something idk I don't really care about WH40K)