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Who dies first?PPP from being an amorphous blob that consumes 18000 calories per day and throws stones from a glass house by calling others fat, or Ralph who is fat and disgusting but most of the punishment to his mortal shell is drugs and alcohol.
 
Moist Man said:
Who dies first?PPP from being an amorphous blob that consumes 18000 calories per day and throws stones from a glass house by calling others fat, or Ralph who is fat and disgusting but most of the punishment to his mortal shell is drugs and alcohol.
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Ralph 100%. He's already had heart issues, abuses numerous drugs and alchohol, and has the stress of 2 seperate kids from different families. They're both horrendously fat but as far as I can tell Ashton doesn't partake in hard drugs or liquor that often and doesn't have any family drama since his divorce from surfer.
 
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Moist Man said:
Who dies first?PPP from being an amorphous blob that consumes 18000 calories per day and throws stones from a glass house by calling others fat, or Ralph who is fat and disgusting but most of the punishment to his mortal shell is drugs and alcohol.
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PPP's main advantage is being a decade younger. Ralph's heart is already on the decline seeing that he is fat, already had a heart attack and still uses coke. The only only way PPP's doesn't outlast is he continues to gain another 200 pounds, endlessly continues into being a deathfat then get pneumonia so bad that by the time he get treated he is unrecoverable; that or an unknown heart defect.

But that requires his roomate to enable immobility inducing weight gain. If that does happen, would the jannies here move PPP from Ralph orbiter to deathfat?
 
Started the newest one. Something about PPP talking about how "Beardson's goblina of a wife had their unborn son sucked out of her vagina!" only for Wardski to follow up with a somber "based" had me rolling.
The show is still a mixed bag for me. More Kick the Tard, less backtracking.
 
Andy is definitely reading this thread, going on about height and how "Salt Papi is 6 foot and you'll see how tall I am next to him".
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Site that says Papi is 5'6, unless they pulled the number straight out of their ass. Lies, lies. Bloody hell dude.
 
MvAgusta said:
Haven’t watched a Kino Casino show in 2 weeks. I can imagine just how shit it’s gotten now
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I haven't watched it for the better Part of 2 months, the andy dick episode was the last time I checked in and wasn't bored to death. I like PPP, and up until the surfer breakup I watched most of his livestreams and other shit like his rant videos or the x-files reviews/cooking vids he did with surfer. He put on a good show to play in the background.

It's become way too formulaic and dispassionate for me (same fucking topics every God damn week) but in the past he would straight up admit when topics like Ralph were getting boring and move on to new stuff like Yoba's livestreams or chaggot's 13/18 incident (those streams and the simpspiracy were some of his best stuff).

Andy definitely weighs him down and tries to dominate the stream with his low-iq interuptions, PPP tolerates it because it pays the bills and he doesn't give a shit anymore. I think if the money wasn't good PPP wouldn't even be putting out livestreams/videos anymore, he stopped caring and lets the retarded Portugese dude steer the ship instead.
 
honest feedback

The only watchable parts of kino casino involve either 1. The hosts not talking or 2. PPP taking jabs.

I like that they put together an 8 hour show and i can only maybe watch a total of an hour...and im skipping around avoiding repeat info/topics/uninteresting commentary. And in reality its all just reading kiwifarms threads.
 
gaystoner said:
honest feedback

The only watchable parts of kino casino involve either 1. The hosts not talking or 2. PPP taking jabs.

I like that they put together an 8 hour show and i can only maybe watch a total of an hour...and im skipping around avoiding repeat info/topics/uninteresting commentary. And in reality its all just reading kiwifarms threads.
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I agree for all my shittalk there are funny bits, but it’s unwatchable at this point due to the massive dead air. And it’s funny seeing PPParasite shit-talk Kiwi Farms and how you can’t trust anything from there and Jersh is a pedophile, while using it constantly for information. Last night they were straight up reading from a thread when I tuned in for a few minutes.

They definitely showed some insecurities last night, I’m sure they read this shit. Asstonne mentioned how he has to get custom outfits made due to his unnatural swollen abomination of a body, and Dwarski got triggered about his height. Lmao. They’re trying to psychologically break me, Asston! This is insane!

Also, did they ever explain why they missed the last show? This show didn’t seem like anything special at all. It just so happens to line up with the day @Christorian X got felted as well.
 

“I am a great soft jelly thing. Smoothly rounded, with no mouth, with pulsing white holes filled by fog where my eyes used to be. Rubbery appendages that were once my arms; bulks rounding down into legless humps of soft slippery matter. I leave a moist trail when I move. Blotches of diseased, evil gray come and go on my surface, as though light is being beamed from within. Outwardly: dumbly, I shamble about, a thing that could never have been known as human, a thing whose shape is so alien a travesty that humanity becomes more obscene for the vague resemblance. Inwardly: alone. Here. Living under the land, under the sea, in the belly of AM, whom we created because our time was badly spent and we must have known unconsciously that he could do it better. At least the four of them are safe at last. AM will be all the madder for that. It makes me a little happier. And yet ... AM has won, simply ... he has taken his revenge ...

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I'm Just A Worm said:
I agree for all my shittalk there are funny bits, but it’s unwatchable at this point due to the massive dead air. And it’s funny seeing PPParasite shit-talk Kiwi Farms and how you can’t trust anything from there and Jersh is a pedophile, while using it constantly for information. Last night they were straight up reading from a thread when I tuned in for a few minutes.

They definitely showed some insecurities last night, I’m sure they read this shit. Asstonne mentioned how he has to get custom outfits made due to his unnatural swollen abomination of a body, and Dwarski got triggered about his height. Lmao. They’re trying to psychologically break me, Asston! This is insane!

Also, did they ever explain why they missed the last show? This show didn’t seem like anything special at all. It just so happens to line up with the day @Christorian X got felted as well.
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its 100% christorian X related...someone who was obviously not the type to be bringing into your 'inner circle'.

i enjoy talking to random kiwispergs but some definitely are pozloading my neghole...and they think because i was able to troll fuentes through my kiwifarms post im 'supportive' of that.
 
Maybe one day we'll get an alog show that doesn't implode.

They should've shelved the Kino Casino name since the content was dry to keep it pure, or add in Breadtube. I liked PPP's original shtick of avoiding Breadtube because every other right winger was doing it, but at this point Ralph and AF are dead horses. I think now they're intentionally avoiding Breadtube because they don't want to lose the channel going after people with the Correct And Cool Opinions.

Another issue seems to be Kiwi's who getting involved, specifically with cows. Partially related but something about Kiwi's using the same username on other sites also rubs me the wrong way. I think when registering it even mentions not doing either but the clout demands it.

If anyone's looking for advice on starting a new alog show; if you're collaborating with another Kiwi do it with one who doesn't namefag elsewhere and avoid any YouTubers. Both are clout/grift hungry and will ruin your content.

Jim and Josh don't collab and their shows still go strong. Probably also helps both do a bit of research into their topics.
 
cokeski1488 said:
pretty sure 75 percent of their donations are faked
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Honestly I don't think they're fake. they share an audience with Mr. Metokur, said audience is notorious for being overly loyal paypigs with deep pockets. Their top donater is even named metokur masochist
 
TriggerMeElmo said:
Doesn't Andy also handle all of the money i.e. Ashton has to be subservient to Warski lest he not get paid? Not sure how the cumroad sub money is handled (or if it amounts to anything of real significance).
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It seems that way, but I would posit that the money itself is just a form of lube.
 
Fake Steve Franssen said:
The moments in which PPP goes full horizontal and Warski widens the screen to fit him in. (5:55:35 of the original)

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What a fat fucking pig lmao. Listen to his gross groan as he falls back, the fat fuck. Get a chair you obese dumb nigger. Maybe chairs keep collapsing under him.

Also look at him struggle to get up at 1:10, he has to propel himself upward just to half sit straight - his gut pushes the air out his pipes and he makes a strange sound.

Lol fat.
 
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