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Guntkvd said:
I think Ralph deserves a W today. When PPP alogged Ralph in 2020 his show was dogshit. He was low energy, always drunk, couldn't even say the f-slur, but now he brings the kahntent. It's trendy now to alog Ralph and the sektur is full of clout chasing ankle biters and sycophants like kinochet.
I'm team Ralph now.
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welcome to the team fellow ralphamale
 
Guntkvd said:
I think Ralph deserves a W today. When PPP alogged Ralph in 2020 his show was dogshit. He was low energy, always drunk, couldn't even say the f-slur, but now he brings the kahntent. It's trendy now to alog Ralph and the sektur is full of clout chasing ankle biters and sycophants like kinochet.
I'm team Ralph now.
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The problem with Ralph alogs is that it when it became trendy people started trying to make up shit about Ralph and grossly exaggerate stuff to try and inject artificial drama in the community, which only makes them just as big lolcows as the Gunt (maybe even more because at least Ralph is very entertaining and these guys are boring as fuck). The first thing about being a NEET Samurai is a that a good NEET Samurai is always patient. Sometimes you have to wait a bit for Ralph to do something retarded or outrageous, and eventually you will be blessed with kino. At this point Ralphamale alogs like KC, all their orbiters and capos, and Matthew Vickers deserved to be made fun off more than Ralph, as they are the ones doing all the retarded and outrageous shit currently. I mean Vickers is trying to fuck with his detractors irl, much like Ralph did a few years back, but not a lot of people are talking about it
 
Thirteenfifty said:
Ashton doesn't do the hard stuff from what I can tell and only binges on weed and liquor on occasion (he used to be a stoner and smoke bongs on every stream but hasn't for years)
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Ashton was still smoking bongs on stream as recent as 2021 and he was vaping a vapepen on one of their shitty gumroad content (that I watched on bitchute obviously). I think he also talked about trying cocaine and I would be surprised he didn't try other stuff.
 
FuckThisGuy said:
Ashton was still smoking bongs on stream as recent as 2021 and he was vaping a vapepen on one of their shitty gumroad content (that I watched on bitchute obviously). I think he also talked about trying cocaine and I would be surprised he didn't try other stuff.
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With Warski being a fiend? It seems practically inevitable. And yes, I said 'fiend', not 'friend'.
 
Claus said:
The problem with Ralph alogs is that it when it became trendy people started trying to make up shit about Ralph and grossly exaggerate stuff to try and inject artificial drama in the community, which only makes them just as big lolcows as the Gunt (maybe even more because at least Ralph is very entertaining and these guys are boring as fuck). The first thing about being a NEET Samurai is a that a good NEET Samurai is always patient. Sometimes you have to wait a bit for Ralph to do something retarded or outrageous, and eventually you will be blessed with kino. At this point Ralphamale alogs like KC, all their orbiters and capos, and Matthew Vickers deserved to be made fun off more than Ralph, as they are the ones doing all the retarded and outrageous shit currently. I mean Vickers is trying to fuck with his detractors irl, much like Ralph did a few years back, but not a lot of people are talking about it
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>lolcow in this sektur starts being incredibly retarded
>another person (usually a lolcow themself) starts making content to make fun of them
>lolcow2 gets lots of recognition/superberries/views
>lolcow2 completely drains original lolcow for content
>lolcow2 starts to show signs of hubris or starts to think THEY are the content rather than the cow they're making fun of
>repeat, but with lolcow2 as original lolcow
The only person I've seen break this cycle on this corner of the Internet is Godwinson because he'll just fucking disappear for long periods of time. Whether or not he does it again remains to be seen.
 
It's an ouroboros of autism. It's why it's important to switch up who you laugh at and don't get obsessed with a single cow like how PPP has dedicated the last few years of his life to alogging Ethan Ralph almost nonstop. I wonder who will be the next in the cycle to alog PPP, who is the current Ralph, and eventually take his place
 
Claus said:
The problem with Ralph alogs is that it when it became trendy people started trying to make up shit about Ralph and grossly exaggerate stuff to try and inject artificial drama in the community, which only makes them just as big lolcows as the Gunt (maybe even more because at least Ralph is very entertaining and these guys are boring as fuck). The first thing about being a NEET Samurai is a that a good NEET Samurai is always patient. Sometimes you have to wait a bit for Ralph to do something retarded or outrageous, and eventually you will be blessed with kino. At this point Ralphamale alogs like KC, all their orbiters and capos, and Matthew Vickers deserved to be made fun off more than Ralph, as they are the ones doing all the retarded and outrageous shit currently. I mean Vickers is trying to fuck with his detractors irl, much like Ralph did a few years back, but not a lot of people are talking about it
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That's why Null and Jim are successful with their shows.

They only have Ralph as part. The part can grow and shrink based on how badly Ralph fucked up, but they have other topics to fall back on to avoid staleness that aren't just Fuentes.
 
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Claus said:
The problem with Ralph alogs is that it when it became trendy people started trying to make up shit about Ralph and grossly exaggerate stuff to try and inject artificial drama in the community, which only makes them just as big lolcows as the Gunt (maybe even more because at least Ralph is very entertaining and these guys are boring as fuck). The first thing about being a NEET Samurai is a that a good NEET Samurai is always patient. Sometimes you have to wait a bit for Ralph to do something retarded or outrageous, and eventually you will be blessed with kino. At this point Ralphamale alogs like KC, all their orbiters and capos, and Matthew Vickers deserved to be made fun off more than Ralph, as they are the ones doing all the retarded and outrageous shit currently. I mean Vickers is trying to fuck with his detractors irl, much like Ralph did a few years back, but not a lot of people are talking about it
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If you clip Ralph´s best (worst) moments in a week, you wouldn´t have 1h of content; these retards stream 6h 2 times a week. Of course they have to make shit up, this business model never made sense in the first place.
PS: it just dawned on me: these fuckers have 10-12h of work/week - because they obviously dont prepare for shit - and still cant come with nothing of work, none research, shit. Fucking hate internet whores, man...
 
Jack Awful said:
That's why Null is successful with his show.

He only has Ralph as part of his show. The part can grow and shrink based on how badly Ralph fucked up, but he has other topics to fall back on to avoid staleness.
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I mean with Null and Metokur they didn't even want to be part of this shitshow feud with Ralph. Ralph dragged them into his sphere of drama because they made jokes at his expense and he couldn't take it like a man and raged at them. If Ralph never sperged out about them making fun of him they'd probably cover him even less than they do now
 
Desktop User2 said:
If you clip Ralph´s best (worst) moments in a week, you wouldn´t have 1h of content; these retards stream 6h 2 times a week. Of course they have to make shit up, this business model never made sense in the first place.
PS: it just dawned on me: these fuckers have 10-12h of work/week - because they obviously dont prepare for shit - and still cant come with nothing of work, none research, shit. Fucking hate internet whores, man...
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And making up blatant lies about Ralph lets him easily disprove them, leading to easy ws.
 
Angry Shoes said:
>lolcow in this sektur starts being incredibly retarded
>another person (usually a lolcow themself) starts making content to make fun of them
>lolcow2 gets lots of recognition/superberries/views
>lolcow2 completely drains original lolcow for content
>lolcow2 starts to show signs of hubris or starts to think THEY are the content rather than the cow they're making fun of
>repeat, but with lolcow2 as original lolcow
The only person I've seen break this cycle on this corner of the Internet is Godwinson because he'll just fucking disappear for long periods of time. Whether or not he does it again remains to be seen.
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You forgot the Warski Factor, but other than that its pretty spot on.

None of the alogs who made it big remembered the most important rule; never become the story.

KC (and PPP by extension) has now entered Kumite status. Completely irredeemable. The only question now is will it go down in a fireball or go quietly into the night. I'm hoping its the former.
 
HawHawHeeHee said:
None of the alogs who made it big remembered the most important rule; never become the story.
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Keemstar and Metokur did.

No that there isn't drama around them, but they really just keep on target rather than turning around and talking about themselves any more than necessary to carry a conversation. It was also literally Metokur's one recommendation to Ralph, never make the show about you.

Even Sargon seems to finally have learned that lesson after he destroyed UKIP. He actually appears to be doing really well for himself these days, lost like 100 pounds and has an actual business with employees and all that and no one is even talking about him anymore.

PPP absolutely loves to moralfag (in fact that's most of what he does, like 70% moralfagging/30% ridicule), which is inherently self-agrandizing and bound to collapse at some point.
 
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Telemeter said:
PPP absolutely loves to moralfag (in fact that's most of what he does, like 70% moralfagging/30% ridicule), which is inherently self-agrandizing and bound to collapse at some point.
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You can pull that if you improve yourself or be consistent. You cant just call Ralph the gunt while being mocked as the IBS Jabba the Hutt. You cant be called a christian if you show your asshole in public. You cant be the arbiter of what is funny and worth of mocking if you are a living joke.

Godwinson wins by not being dependant on being online to live his life. Wins by not preaching religion. Wins by looking more like a normal human being. His winning move was not play the game.
 
Claus said:
The problem with Ralph alogs is that it when it became trendy people started trying to make up shit about Ralph and grossly exaggerate stuff to try and inject artificial drama in the community, which only makes them just as big lolcows as the Gunt (maybe even more because at least Ralph is very entertaining and these guys are boring as fuck). The first thing about being a NEET Samurai is a that a good NEET Samurai is always patient. Sometimes you have to wait a bit for Ralph to do something retarded or outrageous, and eventually you will be blessed with kino. At this point Ralphamale alogs like KC, all their orbiters and capos, and Matthew Vickers deserved to be made fun off more than Ralph, as they are the ones doing all the retarded and outrageous shit currently.
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People don' have patience, they want a good fireworks show and that's it, but you don't milk the cow only one time and rip off its tits, you don't harvest the plantation and poison the fields, take the time to make it worth. the gayops and the lies are just stupid and cringe.
The Alice segment was just stupid and forced (if the girl doesn't go to the police it's not even worth mentioning) the AIDS was funny but cringe at the end, the aquarium was kinda funny but the POWERCHAT shit just throws mud at it.
Dumb & Dumber realized too late that you can't do 2 funny weekly shows with only a cow, they tried to force the hand and it was a matter of time until they became the cow.

I mean Vickers is trying to fuck with his detractors irl, much like Ralph did a few years back, but not a lot of people are talking about it
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Vickers seems to be the next one in the harvest, I never saw anyone that got things so right in life acting so wrong. Ralph is Corn, PPP tomatoes, Jim potatoes, Josh's Pizza, how about Vickers?
 
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