✨ Celebrity Jeffree Star / Jeffrey Lynn Steininger - Sells Makeup, Really Dislikes Cunts

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RembrandtCourage said:
The Millie Bobby Brown homophobic thing is an old and frankly retarded meme that baffles me. Basically people take random screenshots from her social media and put anti gay shit on it and propagate this weird cult of 'mlb dmed me to call me X' sort of thing. I remember there was a minor blowup about it and that the main defense for it was that lgbt people were making these jokes and therefore okay even though they're taking a completely innocent (at the time) child and pretending she's a massive homophobe.

In conclusion: people are forever fucking stupid.
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Damn, I never knew. Apparently it got her to drop twitter entirely, poor girl. At least she's free from Twitter's culture.
Fuck those idiots though, wow. She's still a kid, too. Unfunny as fuck.
 
Wonder if his fake ass played a part in damaging his back, can't imagine it be good to land on specially with how little fat he has protecting him. Imagine if he has to get the implants removed if they cause extra pain to his back, he probably finally completely lose it
 
Neil said:
Damn, I never knew. Apparently it got her to drop twitter entirely, poor girl. At least she's free from Twitter's culture.
Fuck those idiots though, wow. She's still a kid, too. Unfunny as fuck.
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IDK I found it funny, she was decent enough in Stranger Things and that homo stuff is just so unexpected to see on her posts which is probably why I find it so funny.
 
Hog said:
Wonder if his fake ass played a part in damaging his back, can't imagine it be good to land on specially with how little fat he has protecting him. Imagine if he has to get the implants removed if they cause extra pain to his back, he probably finally completely lose it
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Ass implants? Oh God why
That’s horrific, muddy be so uncomfortable to sit on
Like just do some squats bro it’s not that hard to get a nice ass
 
Exceptional individualist said:
Ass implants? Oh God why
That’s horrific, muddy be so uncomfortable to sit on
Like just do some squats bro it’s not that hard to get a nice ass
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Lifting weights doesn't give you a gigantic ass and weirdly rounded out hips that make you look like a wisdom tooth. Though even that's usually fat grafting rather than implants, but I can't imagine Jeffree has enough natural fat to do that.

Why the look is popular in the first place is a whole other question.
 
I like how angry Jeff is at people not believing him. It’s almost like being a lying, double crossing cunt has its downfalls.
 
Remember, fam: giant dildos and faggotry aren't the only thing that can cause you to evoke severe back pain for the rest of your life; a reminder to never, EVER crash your luxury line car that you just bought months ago after your "straight" boyfriend broke off with you and you dated a random black man that stole your belongings.

Man, you almost think this was an attempted suicide, but we all know he is too narcissistic for that bullshit.
 
Hello, beauty parlor. New reader here.

I just wanted to say that in my uneducated estimate, buying makeup from that ghoul would be like taking diet pills from the before picture.

I do not see the appeal at all.
 
bearycool said:
Remember, fam: giant dildos and faggotry aren't the only thing that can cause you to evoke severe back pain for the rest of your life; a reminder to never, EVER crash your luxury line car that you just bought months ago after your "straight" boyfriend broke off with you and you dated a random black man that stole your belongings.

Man, you almost think this was an attempted suicide, but we all know he is too narcissistic for that bullshit.
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Maybe he was just driving along and a sudden wave of self-loathing pierced the haze of narcissism, like a sunbeam through a cloud blanket, and he had to self-delete right fucking then?
 
Grape_Soda said:
I like how angry Jeff is at people not believing him. It’s almost like being a lying, double crossing cunt has its downfalls.
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When you think you're Cassandra but you're actually the boy who cried wolf.
 
Butter said:
Hello, beauty parlor. New reader here.

I just wanted to say that in my uneducated estimate, buying makeup from that ghoul would be like taking diet pills from the before picture.

I do not see the appeal at all.
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I think it's more like buying a band t-shirt, or the Beyoncé workout gear.

Although I have seen beauty gurus and drag queens use his products, a good number of J* stans literally buy every product he releases - some of them have rooms comparable to Chris Chan's but with shattered highlighter and star shaped hand mirrors in place of Lego.

My understanding is some of his products are serviceable, but overpriced for what they are, often with unusable colours and variable quality. Lots of his fans see him as aspirational because he's got a closet full of Birkins ($100k handbags) and flies around on private jets.

Also for as messy and evil as J* is, he's pretty smart. So he does stuff like "I'm giving away $70k! Any fan who sends me a photo of them with my stuff will get a Venmo off me until I hit the limit" or "I Took Three Fans To The Chanel Store And We Got Five Matching Outfits + Accessories". He's also generally really nice to his fans whenever he's out (even though he probably hates them). So that helps too.
 
AssignedEva said:
I think it's more like buying a band t-shirt, or the Beyoncé workout gear.

Although I have seen beauty gurus and drag queens use his products, a good number of J* stans literally buy every product he releases - some of them have rooms comparable to Chris Chan's but with shattered highlighter and star shaped hand mirrors in place of Lego.

My understanding is some of his products are serviceable, but overpriced for what they are, often with unusable colours and variable quality. Lots of his fans see him as aspirational because he's got a closet full of Birkins ($100k handbags) and flies around on private jets.

Also for as messy and evil as J* is, he's pretty smart. So he does stuff like "I'm giving away $70k! Any fan who sends me a photo of them with my stuff will get a Venmo off me until I hit the limit" or "I Took Three Fans To The Chanel Store And We Got Five Matching Outfits + Accessories". He's also generally really nice to his fans whenever he's out (even though he probably hates them). So that helps too.
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Very informative. Thank you very much!
 
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