💼 Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

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When will Jack drop dead?

  • February-March 2024

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  • April-May 2024

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  • June-July 2024

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  • August-September 2024

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  • October-November 2024

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  • December 2024

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  • Sometime in 2025

    Votes: 258 16.6%

  • Sometime in 2026

    Votes: 252 16.2%

  • Jack lives forever. The Wendigo Must Consoom

    Votes: 904 58.0%
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captkrisma said:
"I don't want something with all the rice"

Proceeds to order three menu items that are 90% rice.
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What a fucking retard. Despite what some people think, Sushi is defined as a dish that contains vinegared rice. That's why sushi without fish is still considered sushi but sashimi isn't. You literally can not go to a sushi place and eat keto.
 
Jack bitching about how slow the service is at what looks like a single-location family owned restaurant during the height of a pandemic just shows his audience how absolutely entitled and uncaring he is. He even said the restaurant only had 2 waitstaff on the floor and that he “didn’t blame them” for taking a long time in the beginning of the video, but he changed his tune and starting moaning about not being the center of attention. You’d think for someone so addicted to food and eating out, he’d know by now how waitstaff operates and how even just 3 tables in a servers section could be stressful if there’s only 1 other person on the floor with them. Him saying he won’t go back because the service was slow during a pandemic where all restaurants are short staffed is laughable. He won’t be getting snappy service at ANY sit-down restaurant he goes to in the coming months.
 
The Cum Consumer said:
He did a DNA test and found out that he's more Middle Eastern than Italian. He's literally the Amerimutt meme.
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Ugh, you guys make up stuff so much just to try to make him look bad when he doesn't need it. Like when someone called the outside of his brisket raw when it was a god damn smoke ring.

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The Cum Consumer said:
What a fucking retard. Despite what some people think, Sushi is defined as a dish that contains vinegared rice. That's why sushi without fish is still considered sushi but sashimi isn't. You literally can not go to a sushi place and eat keto.
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You could order sashimi.
 
bookiedookie said:
Jack bitching about how slow the service is at what looks like a single-location family owned restaurant during the height of a pandemic just shows his audience how absolutely entitled and uncaring he is. He even said the restaurant only had 2 waitstaff on the floor and that he “didn’t blame them” for taking a long time in the beginning of the video, but he changed his tune and starting moaning about not being the center of attention. You’d think for someone so addicted to food and eating out, he’d know by now how waitstaff operates and how even just 3 tables in a servers section could be stressful if there’s only 1 other person on the floor with them. Him saying he won’t go back because the service was slow during a pandemic where all restaurants are short staffed is laughable. He won’t be getting snappy service at ANY sit-down restaurant he goes to in the coming months.
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The other agitating thing about this is the fact that their hours are extremely limited and only open around the dinner rush. This is a man who has reviewed restaurants for years.
 
bookiedookie said:
Jack bitching about how slow the service is at what looks like a single-location family owned restaurant during the height of a pandemic just shows his audience how absolutely entitled and uncaring he is. He even said the restaurant only had 2 waitstaff on the floor and that he “didn’t blame them” for taking a long time in the beginning of the video, but he changed his tune and starting moaning about not being the center of attention. You’d think for someone so addicted to food and eating out, he’d know by now how waitstaff operates and how even just 3 tables in a servers section could be stressful if there’s only 1 other person on the floor with them. Him saying he won’t go back because the service was slow during a pandemic where all restaurants are short staffed is laughable. He won’t be getting snappy service at ANY sit-down restaurant he goes to in the coming months.
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Do we know about Jack's job history other than YouTube and his DJ'ing? If he ever had a customer-facing job, he sure as shit doesn't show it.
 
StraightShooter2 said:
Supposedly he does media production for churches and stuff; whatever else one might say about him, I think his media skills are his main talent, much more so than his cooking.
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That's some really damning praise. The video quality of Jack's content looks like it's filmed with a budget tablet, not a mid range dedicated camera. I can't imagine Jack does anything other than press the record and stop buttons after somebody else already set up the equipment.
 
Super Hans said:
That's some really damning praise. The video quality of Jack's content looks like it's filmed with a budget tablet, not a mid range dedicated camera. I can't imagine Jack does anything other than press the record and stop buttons after somebody else already set up the equipment.
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Thats not true, sometimes he adds clip art to the video. But Jacks video production is similar to some church programming i'd see on public access back when I watched TV, so maybe he really does does do camera work for terrible unwatched church broadcasts in his local area. But that would involve effort on Jacks end, and believing something Jack says to be true so I'll still assume that he's a lying about that.
 
Coach McGuirk said:
Thats not true, sometimes he adds clip art to the video. But Jacks video production is similar to some church programming i'd see on public access back when I watched TV, so maybe he really does does do camera work for terrible unwatched church broadcasts in his local area. But that would involve effort on Jacks end, and believing something Jack says to be true so I'll still assume that he's a lying about that.
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I noticed he no longer has the intro at the beginning of his videos; any reason why?
 
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