💼 Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Aaway]

Jesus isn't helping much in that regard, is he? Probably the damn tap water again!

And not to stir anything, but he really strikes me as a Trump supporter...

oh yeah i forgot he blamed his kidney stones on the tapwater. he even brought in some BS water safety guy to "test" his water

i'm sure it had nothing to do with him stuffing his face with fast food all the time. and jack is a known trump supporter btw

 

[SJ 485]

Multiple organs in Jack's body wants him to die. First his brain, now his kidneys, what organ will come next?

If he's not careful his dead arm will be possessed by a demon on halloween night and try to strangle him so it can take over the rest of his body. Luckily salt frightens away demons so Jack doesn't really have to worry about it.

 

[AnOminous]

If he's not careful his dead arm will be possessed by a demon on halloween night and try to strangle him so it can take over the rest of his body. Luckily salt frightens away demons so Jack doesn't really have to worry about it.

Like Ash's hand in Evil Dead? Who would win? A wendigo or a stroke-blighted arm possessed by Satan?

 

[Guardsman42]

I'm actually afraid to look at the food videos....but is he still some how failing at basic cooking? Like..cooking meat till it's safe to eat?

 

[Begemot]

I'm actually afraid to look at the food videos....but is he still some how failing at basic cooking? Like..cooking meat till it's safe to eat?

Oh my sweet summer child, take a day off on the weekend and get some liquor ready. In order to properly access this thread you need to watch Jack's youtube channel.

 

[Aaway]

new video. featuring tammy's fat hand

 

[Guardsman42]

Oh my sweet summer child, take a day off on the weekend and get some liquor ready. In order to properly access this thread you need to watch Jack's youtube channel.

I barely clicked through the failed pulled pork, I'm afraid I might inflict harm on my self or others to watch some one who fails that badly in depth!

 

[FemalePresident]

:autism::autism::autism::autism::autism::autism::autism:

 

[Someone in a Tree]

Maaaaaybe Jack should call for a moratorium on any product review featuring an item that really needs the use of both hands to properly use.

 

[Cedric_Eff]

new video. featuring tammy's fat hand

https://youtube.com/watch?v=OLTBFj9KHpg

That pineapple was sick of Jack shilling as seen on tv shit that it killed itself and Jack is just dismembering that pineapple.

 

[ZooSmell]

I hope Jack never falls to the level of sperg alcoholic making terrible chili

 

[Gladatha]

So Jack tries a cauliflower pizza at Pie 5, loads it with cheese and toppings that it's well over an inch thick (including EVERY cheese - except vegan cheese) and then ends with "This is the way to go if you're trying to eat healthy, like me".

No Jack... this is incredibly UNHEALTHY. Stop trying to fool yourself and your viewers. Fat, sodium, sugar laden marinara sauce and 5 grams of carbs PER SLICE, not considering all the other stuff he added but didn't specify. Definitely not "keto".

He also turned me off by saying "I don't care" repeatedly.

Also I was grossed out that the guy behind the counter was dipping into the different toppings with gloved hands. That's how you get cross contamination and how cleanliness is an illusion...

 

[JackDavis]

Videos like this one are why I love Jack. Guy's just so funny.
"If you're looking to eat healthy..." Yeah pizza, healthy, okay.
"I'll take all your cheeses." LMAO
"No... no vegan cheese." Tammy: HAHAHAHAHA!!!!
He passes on the dessert because he's eating healthy.
I love how his pizza has 6 cheeses and 10 meats on it but not a single vegetable. Too many carbs in vegetables, it's too unhealthy.
"Cauliflower crust is the way to go if you miss pizza and you're trying to eat healthy.. like ME! I still want pizza so I will be coming here a lot!"

TBH Jack's energy definitely seems to be higher and his speech and motor functions are getting better, but it could be bad. He's clearly getting cocky about his interpretation of Keto and probably attributes the amount of cheese he's eating to his natural recovery.

 

[RomanesEuntDomus]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=fpu5_KfxyN8
So Jack tries a cauliflower pizza at Pie 5, loads it with cheese and toppings that it's well over an inch thick (including EVERY cheese - except vegan cheese) and then ends with "This is the way to go if you're trying to eat healthy, like me".

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No Jack... this is incredibly UNHEALTHY. Stop trying to fool yourself and your viewers. Fat, sodium, sugar laden marinara sauce and 5 grams of carbs PER SLICE, not considering all the other stuff he added but didn't specify. Definitely not "keto".

He also turned me off by saying "I don't care" repeatedly.

Also I was grossed out that the guy behind the counter was dipping into the different toppings with gloved hands. That's how you get cross contamination and how cleanliness is an illusion...

This is so juvenile and stupid. Only an immature lardass like Jack would think that "Just throw fucking everything on it" will result in a good Pizza. It's only the delusions of an idiot who only wants to gorge himself on a 2 inch thick slive of random toppings that don't go along very well with one another. I don't even know why, but watching this guy just randomly throwing together toppings makes me really mad.

TBH Jack's energy definitely seems to be higher and his speech and motor functions are getting better, but it could be bad. He's clearly getting cocky about his interpretation of Keto and probably attributes the amount of cheese he's eating to his natural recovery.

I'll be honest, I have no clue what foods to avoid when you had one or more strokes, but I have a feeling that greasy, spicy, salty food is a no-go. Add to that a shitton of carbs and it just reeks of another stroke incoming.

 

[Aaway]

getting every single topping is a classic fat man move. "i don't have to pay extra? then just throw every single topping on there!"

and it results in a nasty ass pizza with a bunch of different flavors clashing with each other. lol @ jack thinking just because the crust is cauliflower crust that he can still throw in every kind of meat on there and it'll still be "healthy"

typical jack. always thinking he can bend the rules to benefit his lard ass

 

[JackDavis]

I'll be honest, I have no clue what foods to avoid when you had one or more strokes, but I have a feeling that greasy, spicy, salty food is a no-go. Add to that a shitton of carbs and it just reeks of another stroke incoming.

According to Google, to avoid a stroke you should switch to a plant-based diet. I'm pretty sure sour cream isn't a plant.
Foods to avoid are: high-cholesterol foods, salty foods and dairy. So.... 8-cheese meatzilla Pizza?

 

[John Carmack]

In the last video, he took one nibble of the healthy food some lady made him and didn't eat another bite. Here, he can't shovel this abomination of a pizza into his mouth quick enough. This asshole is a keto dieter in the same way Shaun King is black.

 

[A Witty Name]

He started out fine by picking the cauliflower crust and it all went downhill as soon as he picked the marinara sauce.

This monstrosity he ordered is a perversion of keto.

 

[AnOminous]

I'll be honest, I have no clue what foods to avoid when you had one or more strokes, but I have a feeling that greasy, spicy, salty food is a no-go. Add to that a shitton of carbs and it just reeks of another stroke incoming.

Don't forget restaurant marinara is super high in sugar, so he's probably over his carb limit for his bullshit "keto" just from the sauce alone.

 

[FemalePresident]

Keto friendly