Is it considered rape if lightning strikes into my anus?

[Alex Hogendorp]

In other words, raped by a thunderstorm.

 

[and and and and]

Being struck by lightning is legally an act of god and god does not require consent

 

[an retard]

Only if it happened because you put a lightning rod in your ass

 

[CowPox]

You got a clean looking spread sweet heart?

 

[Gargamel]

Believers in a dead kike on a stick would tell you it's an "act of God" but I'm here to tell you it was in fact the indirect result of greedy Jews dumping ungodly amounts of CO2 and DDT into the Ionosphere.

 

[VargReallyDidNothingWrong]

get fucking ass-zapped

 

[Neo-Nazi Rich Evans]

yes, it is god raping your anus.

Only if it happened because you put a lightning rod in your ass

actually putting a lightning rod in your anus would count as consent.

 

[SpergioLeonne]

yes, it is god raping your anus.


actually putting a lightning rod in your anus would count as consent.

Consent is irrelevant when God is involved. God could make you consent if he wanted to, so if he didn’t, then it’s part of his design.

If you deign to judge God, then it is you who is being judged.

 

[Crocodylus Acutus]

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get fucking ass-zapped

Do you know how much Zeus raped people in Greek Mythology, and the motherfucker has never been caught. He can't keep getting away with it.

 

[eatler]

No it’s not gods work it’s zeus’ and yeah if you got zapped it was probably meant to be that way.

actually putting a lightning rod in your anus would count as consent

What if you had a metal butt plug in, sure you’d be a degenerate but would that be rape? (You wanted just the butt plug not the lightning)

 

[SpergioLeonne]

Do you know how much Zeus raped people in Greek Mythology, and the motherfucker has never been caught. He can't keep getting away with it.

Oh yes he can

 

[Admiral Throbnelius]

It's either rape from Zeus or Jesus Christ Chan Weston Chandler.

 

[Cat tit bingo]

You'd probably become pregnant with a demigod

 

[r9k-speaks]

If you got hit in the ass with a thunderbolt I'm guessing you are bending over, does it ground out your face or out your feet?

 

[Aunt Carol]

It's either rape from Zeus or Jesus Christ Chan Weston Chandler.

Unless it grabs your crotch first.

 

[Blobby's Murder Knife]

We need @Bargain Bin Laden to weigh in.

 

[deadtofaunus]

Paging resident anus expert @Shiversblood

 

[Fatniggo1488]

No, historically speaking, Zeus got whatever booty he wanted.

 

[Bargain Bin Laden]

Spoiler: Nsfw

 

[Mariposa2.0 LTE]

Spoiler: Nsfw

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