Is eating chicken gay?

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No because chickens have breasts and thighs as do women, and much like women they're delicious when deep fried and then you have to bury the bones somew-what were we talking about again?
Lol, your friend was chocking on chicken and then you went in to take out the bone and got trapped in his 7 stomachs.
Also something about paddleball and peaches.
 
Only male birds. Deffo gei.
Funny enough, male birds are often de balled so they are more tender.

If you want to read about it it's called a Capon. But yes, when you eat chicken it's a female unless otherwise noted. That being said, a friend who had a rooster that was how do we say, causing problems was dealt with but because he was an intact male, we stewed it to soften the meat better.
 
Eating food is gay because eventually it will touch your butthole. lol that's fuckin Gay, yo
And drinking water is gay because literally all the water in the world was at one time or another pissed out by dinosaurs.

That shit is real too, Google it.
 
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