Is drinking water the real reason we age?

[Dagoth AMOGUS]

Let us put this in context first: have you ever known somebody that abstained from drinking fluids that aged a year? I highly, highly doubt so. There is obviously a correlation between aging and drinking water.

So there we go, the fountain of youth was our reflection in the water's surface. If we simply don't drink water, we will never grow old.

Discuss.

 

[Ultrapenguin]

It's true, if you stop drinking water you will stop aging within a few days.

Look you seem to be a newer user, you can't go sharing secrets like that around here. We long since learned the key to immortality but the feds read this site, and if they realize we know more than we seem they're going to send in the swat teams. It's already hard enough to keep the site running.

 

[Lake]

Now that I think about it, I've never seen an immortal and a glass of water in the same room before.

 

[Testacles Maximus]

Do not, my friends, become addicted to water. It will take hold of you, and you will resent its absence.

 

[Onni Kalsarikännit]

I think the real reason for aging is breathing. If you don't breathe you won't age.

 

[Epic Fail Man]

It's the sun and gravity actually. So living in high altitudes and avoiding the sun will give you the longest lifespan possible.

 

[RACISM]

It's the sun and gravity actually. So living in high altitudes and avoiding the sun will give you the longest lifespan possible.

Sounds like bullshit but I'm willing to believe it. Any proof?

 

[TenMilesWide]

I think the real reason for aging is breathing. If you don't breathe you won't age.

99% of deaths in the last 2 and a half billion years can be attributed to oxygen dependency. It is the devil's element.

 

[SandyCat]

They're putting chemicals in the water that are turning the frogs mortal

 

[Night Crawler]

It's probably all the fart sniffing.

 

[gamerweeb1]

Did you know that Hitler drank water?

Do you want to be like HITLER? No?

Then stop drinking water or you will be declared a bigoted racist Nazi.

 

[Wine em Dine em 69 em]

Yes, it’s a communist conspiracy. They put fluoride in the water to sap our precious bodily fluids.