Is being a submariner gay or based?

[Moths]

You're stuck on a small metal tube with a bunch of sweaty men for months at a time; however you are playing high-stakes hide and seek.

Is it gay or based? If gay, does 'no homo' rules apply here?

 

[draggs]

It's pretty based in the context of being pretty gay

 

[VargReallyDidNothingWrong]

Submariner? What, like the sandwich?

 

[Moths]

Submariner? What, like the sandwich?

No as in a navy guy who sails boats underwater

 

[VargReallyDidNothingWrong]

No as in a navy guy who sails boats underwater

oh you're asking if seamen is gay, gotcha

idk man depends on the gender of the lips it's applied to i guess.

 

[Solomon Bundy]

Sub-Mariner may look gay, but he's as straight as a ruler. Dude's been lusting after Sue Storm for decades, even after she got married. But I'm sure Marvel will turn him gay or bi at some point.

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

doesn't look very gay just a Cpl of blokes hugging ...

 

[Quintus]

Well if you consider the old navy adage of "It's not gay when it's underway." To be true, then I guess based?

 

[Swine Schwein]

It's not gay in the sense of the seamen (hehee it sounds like sperm) having to be quarantined with a bunch of other homosexuals dressed in funny costumes, but it's very gay in the sense of the whole submarine resembling a giant suppository trying to find a huge secret underwater asshole to blow its load in.

But then again everyone in the sub knows they're going to die and they can play with interesting weaponry/explosives when they can't take the pressure anymore, so that's kind of based.

 

[Legacy_Lolcow_Hunter]

Sub-Mariner may look gay, but he's as straight as a ruler. Dude's been lusting after Sue Storm for decades, even after she got married. But I'm sure Marvel will turn him gay or bi at some point.

He’s also within the leagues of the big boys with the likes of Thing, Hercules, and finally Hulk who he’s frienemies with.

 

[merry schizoid]

Suicide fuel because I have to smell pajeets jerkoff sessions.

 

[Cat tit bingo]

I've seen das boot and submarines seem to horrificly claustrophobic and depressing to get into the mood of love gay sex. How can you fuck a man's pooper when you're preoccupied with the thought of "let me out, let me out, let me, let me out, oh God the walls are closing in, LET ME OUT, LET ME OUT, PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD AND ALL THAT IS HOLY GET ME OUT OF THIS ACCURCES SARDINE CAN!"
This is based on the assumption that submarines haven't improved much since WWII U-boats since I could not possibly care enough to learn about modern submarines

 

[Soggy Floppa]

you are stuck in a long hard tube and you are a seaman surrounded by other seamen, that's pretty gay

 

[Sean Shemmy]

It's gay as FUCK.

 

[SentinentCloud]

navy = gay