🗑️ Trashfire Internet Bloodsports Aftermath - The neverending Mexican drama of wannabe e-celebs and their detractors

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Arilea said:
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Did he just admit that his competitors are doing better than him to the point of actually becoming e-famous?

"YOU MAKE DONGA ANGRY! DONGA GONNA KICK SOME CHAIRS AND SMASH SOME KEYBOARDS ONTO PEOPLE'S HEADS BECAUSE DONGA NO LIKE IT WHEN PEOPLE HURT DONGA'S FEELINGS! JIM TRIBE AND RALPH TRIBE WILL PAY WITH THEIR LIVES FOR WHAT THEY HAVE DONE TO DONGA WHEN THEY GET THE BALLS TO SETTLE THIS LIKE MEN ON KUMITE! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!"

Actually, come to think of it, maybe he's just undergone his final face-heel turn. It's the only explanation I can give for his behavior lately (besides :autism:, that is).
 
I think it's a defense mechanism now that his show is tanking. When the Kumite was doing good numbers, he used to (rightly) mock 'skeptics' and other cucks for their crappy livestream figures when people were moralfagging over how IBS were causing violence and retarded stuff like that. (Anyone remember how the Kumite used to refer to peoples livestream numbers as a number of 'Mundane Matts' I.e their viewers divided by 20)?

Now that fewer and fewer people care to watch the Kumite, Tonka tries the old; "Oh, I never wanted to be famous in the first place"
 
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MidUSA said:
I think it's a defense mechanism now that his show is tanking. When the Kumite was doing good numbers, he used to (rightly) mock 'skeptics' and other cucks for their crappy livestream figures when people were moralfagging over how IBS were causing violence and exceptional stuff like that. (Anyone remember how the Kumite used to refer to peoples livestream numbers as a number of 'Mundane Matts' I.e their viewers divided by 20)?

Now that fewer and fewer people care to watch the Kumite, Tonka tries the old; "Oh, I never wanted to be famous in the first place"
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It's like we went back in time. He used to say the same thing before Kumite actually got big, his ego was too much for him to handle and shit hit the fan. Now he's trying to ignore the middle part and say he always said he didn't care about being famous on the internet even though its painfully obvious he's trying to be relevant.
 
It's funny, he wanted the skeptic community to burn well he got his wish, but wishes come with consequences of equal value so in turn IBS crashed and burned.

Both have been desperately trying to put out the fire but failed miserably.

Tonka, now just argues with twitter anons like usual and posts wrestling gifs as reactions, I don't know which is gayer.
 
I'm pretty sure Tonka thinks Jim is outright responsible for his show going to shit. If you piece together his remarks since the IBS Apocalypse stream (paraphrasing), "Jim's fans are cringe," and "they just follow whatever he says as gospel." Tonka thinks that ever since Jim called out their 'fite me irl', 30 min intro reel and 'viva la raza' spam during the KingOfPoz stream that Jim's mindless lemmings no longer liked the Kumite and that's why it went to shit, when in reality his show got stale. The Jim doxxed me spiel is just him throwing a tantrum after the show started declining but he blamed Jim before that.

PS. The thirsty BoomerPhil sock asking for constant thread updates and outlines makes so much more sense now.
 
Ask Jeeves said:
I'm pretty sure Tonka thinks Jim is outright responsible for his show going to shit. If you piece together his remarks since the IBS Apocalypse stream (paraphrasing), "Jim's fans are cringe," and "they just follow whatever he says as gospel." Tonka thinks that ever since Jim called out their 'fite me irl', 30 min intro reel and 'viva la raza' spam during the KingOfPoz stream that Jim's mindless lemmings no longer liked the Kumite and that's why it went to shit, when in reality his show got stale. The Jim doxxed me spiel is just him throwing a tantrum after the show started declining but he blamed Jim before that.

PS. The thirsty BoomerPhil sock asking for constant thread updates and outlines makes so much more sense now.
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Which is funny because one of the first ones to say the " fight me IRL " spiel was gay was destiny and some kumite detractors well before Jim. Many people complained in chat about the intro too. Tonka was just too exceptional to discuss it until his daddy Jim brought it up then he pretty much put all the blame on failure.
dongita will never admit he's wrong or a sperg, two of many traits of a lolcow
 
BoomerPhil said:
What's funny was that I was able to get ahold of the rough-draft of the Tonka Thread and finished it only for it to be completely stone-walled by Moderators on Proving Grounds because the dox was incomplete or unverified by a trusted user on this site. I removed the dox section due to it not really being relevant and yet, the proving grounds mods still will not put the thread up for discussion. I can't really understand it fully but I do not believe we will get the tonka thread that should have been put up months ago due to "Red Tape" issues.
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LMAO you're king of pol? That explains why that proving ground was full of shit :story::story::story::story::story:
 
One of my favorite things that Donga used to bring up was that he wrestled AJ Styles on the indies like that's some sort of accomplishment. Even if he did, any wrestler is going to work with plenty of up-and-coming stars if they're running the indie circuit. Nameless jobbers rub elbows with people like AJ Styles, the Hardy boys and plenty of other talent because every indy guy has to travel all over the place and work every bargain-bin show in a school gym. That's the only way they make any money. It's like bragging that you went to a Street Fighter tournament and got fucked up by some pro player in groups.
 
>Be donga

>Watch Jim tribe leave and all tribesman follow him save for a few

>Ralph Tribe get all shiny pebble, Me lucky to get 60 pebble

>Andy Tribe can still make big fire signal, many tribesman sit and listen to crazy snow man, they give shiny pebble

>Runs with Gator, a Ralph tribe warrior make own fire signal, now get more tribesman than donga tribe

DONGA 100-0 DONGA WIN!
(Donga finish, donga no can wrestle wrestle, donga need put boom arrow to head)
 
BeanBidan said:
>Be donga

>Watch Jim tribe leave and all tribesman follow him save for a few

>Ralph Tribe get all shiny pebble, Me lucky to get 60 pebble

>Andy Tribe can still make big fire signal, many tribesman sit and listen to crazy snow man, they give shiny pebble

>Runs with Gator, a Ralph tribe warrior make own fire signal, now get more tribesman than donga tribe

DONGA 100-0 DONGA WIN!
(Donga finish, donga no can wrestle wrestle, donga need put boom arrow to head)
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>Be donga

>Sperg against a wannabe superhacker Pedo Zoomer Tribesmen

>Ralph Tribe warriors Gator and Zidan get more pebbles than you

>Throw passive aggressive tantrums at Ralph Tribe and Jim Tribe

>Jim Tribesmen and Ralph Tribesmen stop listening and giving Donga Pebble

>Donga Panders to skeptic tribe and Boulder tribe

>Donga starts pulling less views than fucking SFO tribe

>Andy racewarski tribe somehow still getting more views than Donga

>Donga tribe extremely pissy and continues to sperg out on his dead stream

DONGA WIN 6 GORRILLION-0 DONGA UNDEFEATABLE, DONGA NEVER LOSE, DONGA REAL INTERNET TOUGH GUY, UNLIKE FAGGOT JIM, DONGA WHEELCHAIR BOUND BUT STILL DID MMA
 
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God damn, that Indian just keeps going off the reservation don't he?

His whole "fighting is popular so I'm cooler than those drama channels" argument (and I'm charitable using this term here) would actually have some merit if the Kumite actually ever involved literal fighting. Of course a fight between two of the worlds best athletes in their chosen discipline (one of whom is the best shit-talker in MMA since probably ever) will outdraw most youtube talkshows.

The problem is that Tonka has never, and will never, be able to make any of his retarded youtuber-fights a reality. He perceives himself as Don King or Dana White, but he's nothing more than a nerd debating his buddies over who'd win in a fight between Batman and Spiderman. Except even more pathetic, since he's managed to convince himself that the fictional fight could become real whereas the nerd knows the he's talking about comic book characters.
 
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