In Madison, Weird Al's set was polished, "ill-advised" - Time to cancel Weird ALT-RIGHT Yankovich

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In Madison, Weird Al's set was polished, "ill-advised"​

A sellout show of Weird Al Yankovic’s set of “unpopular songs” could have used more accordion
BY LINDA FALKENSTEIN
JULY 15, 2022
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"Weird Al" Yankovic

I was surprised, when I mentioned to various people that I was going to see Weird Al Yankovic at the Overture Center, how enthusiastic everyone was. “Awesome!” “We like Weird Al!” “I hear he puts on a heckuva show.” “I’m envious.” It turns out there are a lot of Weird Al fans, and his July 14 show at Overture Center’s spacious Overture Hall was a sellout.

Weird Al, who has been parodying pop hits since even before 1979’s breakthrough “My Bologna,” is touring with his The Unfortunate Return of the Ridiculously Self-Indulgent, Ill-Advised Vanity Tour. Its focus, as Yankovic tells the audience at the start of the concert, is “a bunch of extremely unpopular songs.” He did play less well-known original material, but parodies did not entirely escape the set list. And the purported extreme unpopularity of the songs didn’t prevent the audience from singing along to most of them.

At some point during the period when people listened to music on iPods, someone in my family had some Weird Al deep cuts on a playlist that we used to cue up on long car rides. And like everyone, I’ve heard the big parodies like “Eat It.” But I’d never sat down and really thought about Weird Al’s songs. In the audience at Overture Hall last night, that was inescapable.

First, the guy can really play the accordion. Why not do so more often? He makes the accordion sound like it belongs in a rock song, no mean feat. But there were only a few songs in the middle of the show, like “My Baby’s In Love with Eddie Vedder,” where the big wheezy woodwind took the spotlight.

Two, the band is terrific. The Doors pastiche “Craigslist,” which sounds stylistically like a lost song from that band but with lyrics pulled from Craigslist ads, is amazing. Moreover, Weird Al’s Jim Morrison imitation is spot-on. This isn’t the only song where the band excels, but it’s an obvious one to pull out for gold stars.

But three, I couldn’t help feeling that culturally, we — as a nation — have crossed some kind of line recently. After one mass shooting or another, or after the Charlottesville Unite the Right Rally, or on January 6, 2021, or during the pandemic, when circumstances forced a re-evaluation of a lot of things. Last night, as I was sitting in the audience with the shootings in Buffalo and Uvalde and Highland Park all within the last two months, I kept noticing how many times a Weird Al song centers on the extreme anger and resentment of a young man.

Sure, it can be written off as all in good fun when the speaker in “My Baby’s In Love with Eddie Vedder” suggests he’s going to start stalking Alanis Morrissette to get back at his girlfriend for her fangirl crush on the Pearl Jam singer, but it’s a lot harder to dismiss “Melanie,” a song about a guy who’s spying on a woman through her window and wondering why she won’t go out with him. Is it funny that he gave “a Mohawk to [her] cat”? Maybe it was in 1988, when it was released. What about playing it in the same concert with “Close But No Cigar,” a song about a guy who rejects a series of girlfriends for minor infractions like misusing a word?

There are plenty of pop songs about guys doing bad stalky stuff, from The Beatles’ absurdly cheerful “Maxwell’s Silver Hammer” to Warren Zevon’s blithe “Excitable Boy.” What gave me pause about Weird Al’s setlist was how frequently these themes came up and in songs that come on at full heavy-metal furor.

Sometimes it is an overwhelming feeling of the narrator of the song feeling left behind — like in “Lame Claim to Fame,” a fun singalong on one level that is perfectly in keeping with Weird Al’s nerdy persona. But in today’s fraught political climate, it starts to feel more ominous. Put it in the same setlist with “Good Old Days,” in which the narrator remembers when “life was so much simpler” (and when he killed the kindly grocer and set fire to his store, as well as I guess torturing his girlfriend and leaving her to die in the desert) and that pattern of resentment becomes more troubling.

Are these songs really a critique of our culture? That case could be made. I don’t know if Yankovic senses that times have changed; after all, these songs were all in the same setlist. But in “Albuquerque” (on one level an absurd story-song in which the narrator is pushed to the brink from his mom force-feeding him sauerkraut, but on another level a song full of anger at all sorts of slights) he paused mid-song to apologize for a line about a hermaphrodite (“It's some big fat hermaphrodite with a Flock-Of-Seagulls haircut and only one nostril”) in what struck me as a very “sorry/not sorry” sort of way.

No matter. By that time I was in no mood to sing along with the genuinely charming “Yoda” (a “Yo-Yo-Yo-Yoda” parody of The Kinks’ “Lola”) that closed the concert. I wanted to feel good. But I couldn’t.
 
The most milquetoqst popular singer ever and you still have a problem with his work?

They will never be satisfied.
It will never stop.
They don't want you to have fun.
The wildest part is these songs are obviously jokes.

They're acting like Weird Al is unironically telling his fans to stalk women. Even mocking said behaviors is now verboten.
 
Weird Al is like the ultimate intersection of insane musical talent and also personal and professional wholesomeness. He has no right to exist in this insane, fucked up world of ours and his continued career is a beacon of hope to all good natured people. These delusional grifters need to leave him alone!
 
I wonder if the author knows about that one line in "Fat" which goes, "I've got more chins than Chinatown". People like this author make me wonder how they can even function in everyday situations if they can't even enjoy seeing arguably one of the most successful artists of the past 40 years.
 
(((Falkenstein))). Into the trash your take goes, because it is fucking garbage.

"I wanted to feel good, but I couldn't". A toe-curling orgasm would probably kill this miserable cunt.
 
The incel anthem

Me-he-he-helanie
What can the problem be
Sweet Me-he-he-he-helanie
Why won't you go out with me
She lived across the street on the fifteenth floor of the Gilmore Building
I saw her in the shower reaching for some soap
I knew she had to be the girl for me
And to think I probably never would have found her
If I hadn't bought that telescope
Oh, Me-he-he-helanie
What can the problem be
Sweet Me-he-he-he-helanie
Why won't you go out with me
I just can't understand it
Why won't you return my phone calls
Are you still mad I gave a Mohawk to your cat
If you'd just say the word
I'm certain that our love would last forever and ever
Or are you too dumb to realize that
Me-he-he-helanie
What can the problem be
Sweet Me-he-he-he-helanie
Why won't you go out with me
How can you ignore me when you know that I can't live without you
I have to go through your garbage just to learn more about you
Melanie, ooh
Oh sweet Me-he-he-helanie
Why won't you go out with me
You weren't impressed when I tattooed your name across my forehead
You wouldn't listen when I promised to be true
I couldn't stand it so I jumped out from the sixteenth story window
Right above you
Now I may be dead but I still love you
Me-he-he-helanie
What can the problem be
Sweet Me-he-he-he-helanie
Why won't you go out with me

 
I really want to thank ms. (((Falkenstein))) for letting us know what's really on her mind. "How dare these white supremacists have fun!" She really wants Weird Al to stop singing his 'problematic' older songs, but seeing as he's one of the chosen tribe, she has to be more careful in how she words it. Instead of addressing Yankovic more directly, she feels the need to bring up Charlottesville as if it's some watershed moment in our political history. It would be easily forgotten by the masses if not for the deification of some hambeast who died of a heart attack five years ago. The invocation of those unrelated events shines a light directly on who this article is aimed at.
Weird Al is one of the most wholesome, beloved and talented artists in modern times. He's a genuinely nice person who has been performing and writing for decades without so much as a blemish on his personal life. If there were skeletons in his closet, we probably would have seen some fall out by now. The pearl clutching over Weird Al's songs is a god damned joke in and of itself. This lady needs to fuck right off.

Nothing is fucking sacred to these ghouls.
 
Next week on Thermonuclear Takes:
"90s alt-rock band Presidents of the Unites States of America's reunion tour was in poor taste; their name kept reminding me of Trump."
"I ate a bag of Sunchips and I cried, reminded of all the children who died in school shootings."
"Pippa Pig is radicalizing your children."
 
I'm not even sure this is woke kvetching. I think this is just a bitter old hag who interprets everything as negatively as possible because she hates herself and everyone else too. In her bio, she alludes to being born in the early 60s/late 50s and doesn't mention children once. In her blog, there are no relevant ctrl+f results for "son" or "daughter", and the only time "child" shows up is when she spelled "enchilada" wrong.

Her egg carton is long empty, she has no progeny, and her days of being energetic and fun have been replaced with joint pain and high cholesterol, so now she has to make everyone else as miserable as she is.

Many such cases.
 
I really want to thank ms. (((Falkenstein))) for letting us know what's really on her mind. "How dare these white supremacists have fun!" She really wants Weird Al to stop singing his 'problematic' older songs, but seeing as he's one of the chosen tribe, she has to be more careful in how she words it. Instead of addressing Yankovic more directly, she feels the need to bring up Charlottesville as if it's some watershed moment in our political history.
Baltimore, Minneapolis, Ferguson all said to Charlottesville: "Hold my beer". Btw, should we troll (((Falkenstein))) by saying then Heather Heyer was a crisis actor? :story:
 
Okay. I legit hate these people. I am now radica;lized by that article. I've caught Weird Al a couple of times live. Not kidding, the best shows I've ever seen. He's that good live. This article is just another example of an ugly (on the inside?) person wanting to destroy something beautiful. The author should be in an asylum.
 
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