I'm under your bed, can you find me?

[Gangstalker #32194]

Mmmmm, you smell so good.

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

I probably could but I'm sure these three good boys on the bed will be more fun finding you ... or parts of you

how about I throw a treat under the bed

 

[OrionBalls]

I know you're there. I put you there. Now stop banging on the lid of your box, or I'll have to dose you again.

 

[Rock hard as a Flintstone]

Good luck, I've been watching you rats with my advanced doppler radar from my floor mattress battlestation for months. The moment you try to drag my tight, supple virgin ass into the chabad rape tunnels expect to feel the full force of seal team six.

 

[Colress]

yeah, i know. can you find my buds pro for me?

 

[someonenew]

oh man... I hate under the bed "people"

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

You can't possibly be under my bed because I sleep in a nest of dirty clothes and newspaper on the floor.