🎨 Artcow Iconoclast / Jonathan Mack Sweet - The Chris-Chan of Arkansas

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Le Bateleur said:
Incidentally, found what may be an unseen Sweet Bro picture:

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Some observations:
This looks like a selfie taken in a graveyard. Who does that?
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What was the context of this photo?!
 
Le Bateleur said:
I think the obsession with going back to AS(S)U is partially motivated by his being diagnosed with Aspergers in his 20s, after he got bann from college.
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He actually got diagnosed with Asperger's? I thought that was just speculation on our part.
 
trombonista said:
He actually got diagnosed with Asperger's? I thought that was just speculation on our part.
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Yeah, I thought it was just that the shrink looked into Sweets broken mind, went "Oh fuck this guy has enough warning signs to pull a McVeigh if he wasn't such a lazy bum!" and hoped that Jonny B. Bad would continue to show up.

As an aside, I find it lulzy to see him respond like weeks after people sodomize him here. It really highlights how assblasted he gets when we show him why he will definitely die alone unless he actually does things rather than sit there in a broken down shithole and wonder why he's coughing bloody phlegm.
 
Everyone's basically said all that needed to be said in the past few pages about his recent Belch Blog, but I just wanted to point out one thing...

Sweets, dear little Sweets thinks that we are terrified of the prospect of him returning to ASU. He thinks that he is capable of actually instilling terror in us.

Sweets, my friend, you have admitted that you got lost in a hospital for hours. I am literally more terrified of cockroaches, because at least they present an immediate threat (disease, infestation, just being fucking filthy, etc.). Were we to be in the same building, it would probably take you hours for you to even find me in the fucking lobby.
 
trombonista said:
He actually got diagnosed with Asperger's? I thought that was just speculation on our part.
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It's not been confirmed. For me, the comments he made in his recent blog on what would "really" happen to the Saved By the Bell characters if they went to college seem very likely to have been drawn from his own experience. Specifically, a reference to being diagnosed with Aspergers in one's 20s, with the drugs prescribed causing weight gain and a loss of creativity.

This is combined with Sweet's reason for being on SSI (chronic laryngitis) making little sense. He makes almost no complaints about any of the symptoms. Also, would laryngitis itself be considered disabling in the US? Wouldn't he need associated problems with mobility or sitting in one place in order for it to be enough to prevent him from working?

Holdek said:
What was the context of this photo?!
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I found it on his ImageShack account. Not sure of the context, I'm afraid.
 
Sanae Kochiya said:
Everyone's basically said all that needed to be said in the past few pages about his recent Belch Blog, but I just wanted to point out one thing...

Sweets, dear little Sweets thinks that we are terrified of the prospect of him returning to ASU. He thinks that he is capable of actually instilling terror in us.

Sweets, my friend, you have admitted that you got lost in a hospital for hours. I am literally more terrified of cockroaches, because at least they present an immediate threat (disease, infestation, just being fucking filthy, etc.). Were we to be in the same building, it would probably take you hours for you to even find me in the fucking lobby.
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"...So, by that point, things had gotten really tense, and so I said, 'Let's take this outside!'

That was about five days ago. Haven't seen him since."
 
AJMLurker said:
I'm guessing Sweetness is referring to me, Treenbeen, Trollis, and the AJMers in general herr doktor. Before this whole incident happened, Sweet Bro had the entire AJM community as his friends for nearly a decade and we gave him endless asspats. Since this whole mess has occurred, Treenbeen, Trollis, and I have turned against Sweet and stopped asspatting him.
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You're doubtless correct.

It didn't occur to me that by friends, Sweet meant virtual people who tolerated his presence in an online forum. I thought he meant people he had actually met face-to-face.

In retrospect, that was really stupid of me.

Le Bateleur said:
This is combined with Sweet's reason for being on SSI (chronic laryngitis) making little sense. He makes almost no complaints about any of the symptoms. Also, would laryngitis itself be considered disabling in the US? Wouldn't he need associated problems with mobility or sitting in one place in order for it to be enough to prevent him from working?
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No. Laryngitis does not qualify someone for welfare payments, although it can be a symptom of far more serious diseases that would be covered. Earlier in this thread, Sweet either says or is quoted as saying that he reluctantly agreed to apply for welfare in order to "help out" at home. In other words, he was ordered to apply for welfare because of his refusal to get a job. There are many jobs that someone with laryngitis can perform. Hell, people who are blind or deaf or mute manage to find gainful employment.

The SSDI statute defines disability as the "“inability to engage in any [emphasis added] substantial gainful activity by reason of any medically determinable physical or mental impairment which can be expected to result in death or which has lasted or can be expected to last for a continuous period of not less than 12 months.” Laryngitis doesn't come close to meeting that standard.

Sweet was expelled from college and banned from the campus because of his mental issues. He has also admitted that the hospital the university sent him to for a mental health evaluation rendered some kind of diagnosis. He posted fairly recently that he has contacted the hospital in an effort to get them to admit that this diagnosis was false and that the hospital was part of the conspiracy to have him expelled. (Once the hospital does this, he thinks he will return to ASU in all-expenses-paid triumph.)

In short, the U.S. government isn't paying him to stay home and watch children's cartoons because he has laryngitis.
 
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Dr. Merkwurdichliebe said:
Either that or he's sick and tired of hearing his mom lecture him about getting a job, and the comic shows how he actually responds -- or would respond if he dared -- to her reasonable requests. I can't help but wonder if his mom has seen how she's portrayed in his comics.
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That's a horrifying possibility: that these aren't flashes of critical insight like we thought, but rather how Sweet views himself and that he sees nothing wrong.
 
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John Titor said:
He expects us to read that awful font?
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He thinks you're pinko trash if you don't butt kiss anything he makes actually. Because clearly his work only appeals to genuine conservatives.

Coming from a man who is essentially bilking the guvment out of money while expecting everything being given back to him without him actually picking himself up by the bootstraps and working for it.The sort of family values guy that wants to murder his brother, leave his mom to die to thugs, but he's still for family because the gays are icky. He wants to uphold what this country was as while advocating malarkey that would make Thomas Jefferson roll in his grave because he was very much of the mind a functional government by the people can only work if religion is kept away from its apparatuses. He wants to halt progressivism because it's an ossified beast that hasn't had any new ideas since it was first shat out by Teddy Roosevelt and his cronies, all while holding attitudes against the blacks and latinos that make even KKK members go "u wot m8?" due to how fucking regressive he is on them.

If I took Sweet and made him into a parody character, it would be rejected for being too over the top.
 
Sanae Kochiya said:
Please tell me I'm not the only one that got a headache trying to read that comic.
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I don't usually bother anymore. The racist punchlines aren't worth the eye strain.

He Sets Me On Fire said:
the fact that the actual plans for his victory weren't even substantial enough to be labeled as 'sketchy'.
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The only thing he's come up with that was substantial enough to be called "sketchy" he actually just copied from somewhere else. ;)
 
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Adamska said:
Because clearly his work only appeals to genuine conservatives.
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I wonder how many people on AJM didn't like Belch Dimension, but didn't tell him they thought it sucked out of politeness?

Dr. Merkwurdichliebe said:
It didn't occur to me that by friends, Sweet meant virtual people who tolerated his presence in an online forum. I thought he meant people he had actually met face-to-face.
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And when he often says he was a "newspaperman" and when he said he was being groomed to be the "bad boy of college journalism," what's known of Sweetory casts doubt on such claims. Like others have said, it was probably a volunteer position someone else got him to try and teach him job skills, and they let him write some amateur articles to humor him.
 
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It just occurred to me. Sweet Bro isn't the only lolcow to work on their college paper, and to leave under a cloud. John "Brianna Wu" Flynt's cartoons actually ran in his college paper before his sniping at the college administration let to his ouster. Also Flynt could draw, kind of.

Back on Sweeter topics, the closing ravings of last Friday's blog promised us another installment today...with racism!
in Tuesday's blog...we'll take a look at some minority madness in the news
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Hyped.
 
Is sweets racist against every minority group or just black people?
 
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