🎨 Artcow Iconoclast / Jonathan Mack Sweet - The Chris-Chan of Arkansas

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Pizza The Hutt said:
I haven't once heard of anyone turning their life around past that age.
At this point his future is set and it involves a lot of Easy Mac, basic cable, and black mold.
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There have been writers and artists who didn't start writing or painting until they were older that Sweet is now. William S. Burroughs, Raymond Chandler and Anthony Burgess come to mind when considering authors. In Sweet's case, he would probably be more encouraged by the fact that the Marquis de Sade didn't publish his first book until he was 51.

But those people spent the earlier years of their lives doing something that I like to call living. Sweet has spent twenty years holed up in a hovel, watching children's cartoons and plotting elaborate and deranged revenge fantasies that will right all of the imaginary wrongs he has suffered.
 
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It's funny how Sweet absolutely refuses to log in and post here at the Farms. You know he WANTS too, but he can't handle the consequences so he refuses to engage with the Farms directly. He has literally not logged into his Kiwi Farms account since the last time he posted here... but then again, knowing Sweet, he might've of just forgotten his password.

HSMOF and others have beautifully described why Sweet Bro will never show his face around here again, but I feel somewhat (key word: somewhat) sorry for him that he can't even defend his delusional beliefs about himself to his "enemies" directly. His mental disorder prevents him growing from his own mistakes and becoming a better person.

Needless to say, this proves that some sort of punishment is key to changing Sweet's behavior. The verbal abuse he has received here has scared him away from posting on the Farms ever again. Yes, he still clings to his beliefs (which have ruined his life), but he will never directly confront the Farms again because you guys are too much for his ego. It's a damn shame, but hilarious at the same time, that Sweet Bro can't make the final leap to accept that he is the one responsible for why his life has been such a failure. Truth be told, Kiwi Farms is probably the best thing that has happened to Sweet in a long time because he has finally encountered honest people that are willing to put up with his idiocy no matter what. Every other forum has either used the banhammer against him when dealing with his nonsense or asspatted him so he could assimilate into the community.

All I know is that Sweet Bro is gonna learn one day that he has wasted his own life. I say he should take the first step and come back to the Farms, even if it is for him just to sperg out about liberals, cartoon shows, and his comic.

P.S. I intended this post to be shorter, but got caught up in a rant. TL;DR: Sweet Bro, come back. Why argue with us over your blog when you can come to the source.
 
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Oh. Oh, goodness. Um ....

Okay, ah, I want to clarify that none of the staff here at kiwifarms.net endorse making comments on Jon's deviantart blogs.

Nevertheless, this was a sick burn!

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wheat pasta said:
In case anyone else somehow missed the bit of writing mentioned by @ToroidalBoat and wanted to read it, I took the liberty of copying and pasting the relevant bits so nobody else would have to dig:
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Fishing off the academic pier? Black guys have small steering wheels in their cars? It's possible to send both telegrams and telegraphs?

What the hell is he talking about?

I gotta say I agree with this, though:
*Dress for success. This means no loud shirts, no pants in bright or unusual colors (like purple), no flipover shades, no baseball caps with humorous slogans, nonovelty pins, buttons
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AJMLurker said:
All I know is that Sweet Bro is gonna learn one day that he has wasted his own life. I say he should take the first step and come back to the Farms, even if it is for him just to sperg out about liberals, cartoon shows, and his comic.
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I think it's good odds that he'd be fine here if he learned to turn down the confrontational blowhardery (unlikely, but stranger things have happened). We've had threads about a man who wanted to become a sanitary pad, and about a guy who is...intimate...with his car, but they've been pleasant to us and found that we've been pleasant back after some initial incredulity.

We've got very active threads here on topics that are nothing to do with eccentric internet personalities. If Sweet Bro learned to play nicely with others he'd fit right in on the cartoon threads in Multimedia. He can be genuinely informative on old animations when he wants to be. He wouldn't even have the most incomprehensible comic of anyone who posts here.

But yeah, unlikely to happen. Anyhow, it's Friday, and I'm looking forward to some Belchblog...
 
Of course Sweet Bro adds tropes from his comic to TVTropes, and of course it's disgusting:

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In the "Belch Dimensional Lampoon's Cross-Country Vacation" arc, one of the male characters spends the team's last dime charging hours of porno to the motel room they're staying in. He's called out on it by the one girl in the group and can only offer up an "but I'm so lonely" defense. Said films have such titles as "Tight Ass Lick", Your Ass Fucked Park", and "Harry Pussy and the Sorcerer's Boner".
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Side note: how is it possible to fail that hard at making parody titles?
 
I'm amused that he messed up the Harry Potter parody. Instead he made it a gay porno.

"Hairy Pussy and the Sorcerer's Boner" would be a straight parody. "Harry Pussy and the Sorcerer's Boner" sounds like a gay twink parody.
 
ToroidalBoat said:
Those titles sound like something that my peers would make up - when we were around 12.
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Reminds me of how Sweet has a habit of referring to Osama bin Laden as "Osama bin Butthole". Sounds like something a 9 year old would say, but nope, it's coming from a grown man.

DrJonesHat said:
but that's probably a symptom of his autism.
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Sweet's autism is truly fascinating. In one of the comic pages he shared recently on his blog, the female stick figure character is referred to as "hot jailbait ass" by a dorm adviser or something. I doubt I have to explain the many ways that line comes off as stupid.

The reader definitely does not perceive Sweet's characters as he intends them to be perceived.
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"Supper?" That seems like a very redneck term for "dinner."

Seriously though, I can't really tell what's going on in that comic. Something about a lady barfing blood?

I recall Sweet trying to explain what was going on - it wasn't to be blood, but even the bottle looks like a blood bag.
 
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Because of Sweet's awful drawing style, it looks like the guy bashed in the girl's head with a blunt object and he is dragging the body away to bury it. He also looks like he has boobs. Of course, the rape gag Sweet was going for is no better. I do find the scene hilarious though, but not for the reason Sweet wants. It's hilarious because you know Sweet wishes he could be that guy at the end.

Also Sweet, if you do respond to this post in one of your future blog posts, don't bother using the "If Seth MacFarlane had done it, you would of found that scene hilarious for its intended purpose" line. As I've expressed on AJM STUDIOS in the past, I absolutely loathe Family Guy. The only difference between you and Seth MacFarlane is that Seth actually managed to become successful. Wanna know why? He doesn't suffer from autism and knows how to interact with other people.
 
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Of course that's how Sweet thinks The System works: a dorm RA is just standing there while (a) the guy drags the woman off, obviously to rape her, and (b) the woman is in obvious need of medical treatment (medical sperg-a-thon about alcohol poisoning goes here, but let's just say she shouldn't be on her back for any reason; you want to put her on her side in "recovery position" in case she pukes again), and the RA continues just standing there. We do get a word of caution to the stick-figure girl lest she fall victim to any of the implied other known rapists in the dorm. Gosh, how considerate.

In real life, long story short, students are deluged by email, posters in the bathroom, and every other possible way of disseminating information with messages that sexual assault is a Bad Thing; that entering first-semester freshmen are at great risk for it, and that alcohol increases the risk no matter which of the parties is drunk; and of course that RAs are "mandated reporters," and man-boobs guy would be expelled, prosecuted, or both for committing assault (dragging the woman by one leg while she is blackout drunk would count in and of itself) right in front of someone who works for the university. And of course, both of them are drinking while presumably underage right in front of a person responsible for students' safety.

Tl;dr I think he thinks -- no, hopes, because he keeps believing he's going back there someday -- dorms are very tall buildings that exist to enable a plethora of crimes. That doesn't say anything terribly good about this author.
 
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I never bothered to read the page, but the guy in it, after the already disgusting jailbait line, says "and hon, you're a fresh clam buffet. " :'(
 
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