🎨 Artcow Iconoclast / Jonathan Mack Sweet - The Chris-Chan of Arkansas

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What struck me about this extra special Thursday installment of the Scumbag Manifesto is that every single excuse he makes for his own failure and sociopathy could also be applied to the behavior of people he despises: namely, those """urban""" folks that so fill him with apprehension and terror. Perhaps if things had gone differently in their lives, they would never have felt the need to strip Jon's car, break the law or loom menacingly over stickmen ripping off a Bugs Bunny gag. He even mentioned in a previous journal entry that grabbing anything available to you was "life in the System," and though he used this to excuse his own runaway ego and unwarranted self-importance, it could easily be applied to these poor, unfortunate urban men who, through no fault of their own, find themselves forced to do terrible things that hurt other people. You'd think Jon would be more sympathetic to his fellow victims of The System, but clearly compassion is not a virtue Sweet possesses.

It's also really really funny that someone with an entire dA favorites folder labeled "Fart and Wiener Jokes" is offended by people making dick jokes about his shitty dog drawings.

In any event, I eagerly anticipate his Special 9/11 Edition Belchblog. NEVAR 4GET
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Oh, and here's some assorted bullshit I found while rooting through his Imageshack uploads:
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Note that Sweet Tart modeled himself after the (female) lead character from MLP. Belch version of Tomgirl Saga incoming.

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Whether this is Sweetums or somebody else, I have no idea. I also have no idea what it's supposed to be, aside from some kind of Freddy Kreuger-inspired abomination.

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Is he admitting that his comics are made out of pure shit, or that this is something he routinely does at home? What the fuck is wrong with his hand? Why does it have a huge bulge on the wrist? Why does this image even exist? Why is God punishing us?
 
Sweet Bro said:
I'd like to address a statement someone made about my character being the "unintentional villain" of the piece. As they don't bother to explain this comment, I had no idea what they could possibly mean.
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That was me!
Le Bateleur said:
Jonichu is pretty much an unintentional villain in the canonical comics.
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He really can't infer...well...anything from context, can he? Sweet Bro went to TVTropes to try to make sense of why I'd called Jonichu an "unintentional villain", which to me is as good as confirmation of his Asperger's Syndrome.
It's not difficult to break down my remark, and I presume no-one familiar with The Belch Dimension (other than its creator) would struggle to understand my point. Jonichu behaves in a villainous manner - he is racist, egotistical, misogynistic, smug, irresponsible and excessively violent. These are the traits of a villain. However, his presentation by the author is consistently heroic - thus, this villainy is unintentional.
Thus, my original comment refers to the way that Asperchu presented Comic Chris as a villain, which was funny to an audience who had read Sonichu and felt that Comic Chris's heroic presentation was at odds with his villainous behaviour.
Applying this to The Belch Dimension, I still believe it would be amusing to see a comic which presents Jonichu as the villain which the majority of readers of this thread believe him to truly be, despite Sweet's authorial attempts to put him over as a hero.
 
I am..in awe of the way he ducks responsibility for every single thing he's done. That takes talent.
 
atomik fyre said:
Nice "Angel" plagiarism there.
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Is it? The idea of having one place frozen in time is probably more common than that, and we all know Sweet wants to go back to half-past 1997 indefinitely. The "temporal bubble" thing may be Sweet's attempt at making the idea sound smart.

DrJonesHat said:
That takes talent.
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It's like that one iconic scene in The Matrix. Sweet is like that one guy, and the bullets represent responsibility.

Le Bateleur said:
Jonichu
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It took me a little while to figure out that that a stick figure with a cap full of buttons and a cape was supposed to be Sweet's self-insert. And no, I'm not stupid nor do I identify as a leftist. It's because people not familiar with Sweet or Belch Dimension wouldn't know he wears a cap full of buttons and thick glasses, and a stick figure with no really distinguishing facial characteristics otherwise can be difficult to identify.
 
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Le Bateleur said:
It's here
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Complaining about the left again and how a president from half-past 1997 is like the current president, and how the future president may be like him as well? Only a brief mention of the tragedy with no real mention of the heroism and sacrifice that took place on that day and the days that followed?

This is fresh and totally unexpected!

At least he didn't mention "AS(S)U" or Dr. Greer again, as far as I know - I kind of skimmed through it.
 
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Jonathan Mack Sweet said:
We see, after much wrangling, One World Trade Center finally erected where once was rubble-- then they stick a glass dome and spire on top and make it look like a mosque. There's a joke in here, but damn if I can find it.
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:story: :lol:

Sweet Bro talking about Hillary Clinton said:
her utter dearth of tech savvy makes me look like Steve friggin' Jobs
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wow

Just wow

In terms of audacious trollshielding, I've not seen anything like it since...well...since Sweet declared he was better than Chris.
 
We see a porous border that allows every undesirable imaginable to sneak across into America, which some think could be an even bigger threat to us than any loony Islamic splinter group way over in Sandland, because they're right here inside.
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Oh yeah, those Mexicans, amiright? Let's see, most of the Mexican immigrants I've know actually work jobs and contribute in some way, even if they're paid very little, whereas you primarily suck from the government teat and contribute nothing. Even if they don't pay income tax, they still buy things and pay sales tax. The $.01 sales tax you don't pay on the chicken ramen your mom buys doesn't really count.
Why is Hillary being readily embraced by the millennials?
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Because she's not. Bernie Sanders is the hot new candidate the young people love.
My back is killing me (miserable yardwork, the torture never seems to end)
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Did you have to move a dog house that was literally 100 lbs, too? Please, I did more yardwork when I was 11.
 
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undesirable
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More racism?

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Miserable yardwork
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Maybe if Sweet had a better attitude about contributing to household and society, the yardwork wouldn't be so miserable and the house wouldn't be the structurally unsound biohazard it is today. Sweet probably also complains the whole time he's doing chores as well. Possibly about the "hot hot [Southern] sun" (which apparently makes girls' boobs develop prematurely).
 
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ToroidalBoat said:
Is it? The idea of having one place frozen in time is probably more common than that, and we all know Sweet wants to go back to half-past 1997 indefinitely. The "temporal bubble" thing may be Sweet's attempt at making the idea sound smart.
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Nah, season two, episode 13 "Happy Anniversary" a physicist plans to create a frozen time bubble during a moment of love with his girlfriend after he had overheard her tell a someone earlier she was going to call it off. If he said anything other than time bubble, I don't think I would've made the mental leap to that show... "time bubble" it's just so specific!
 
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