I just tested positive for ebola, please help.

[Omori Boy]

I'm at Burning Man and we have been getting checked by national guard in hazmat suits. Got tested yesterday as positive. I'm having horrible fever right now. What the hell do I do guys?

 

[Cornfed]

Rest well in the knowledge that as you will die, there shall be one less hipster nigger in the world.

 

[not william stenchever]

Nurgle has blessed you with his gifts, brother.

 

[Omori Boy]

Rest well in the knowledge that as you will die, there shall be one less hipster nigger in the world.

Nurgle has blessed you with his gifts, brother.

Guys it's not funny. I just looked out of my camper window. They're carrying body bags off with stretchers.

 

[Daddy's Little Kitten]

lol nigger

 

[sneed weed 69]

Post proof

 

[Jalal-Ibn-Jalal]

If you can, give us updates on how Ebola affects you. That is if you even have Ebola. Maybe you can take a picture and upload it as proof. KF needs to know what happens. Hope you recover, but just know that Ebola is a hell of a disease. May Allah have mercy on your soul.

 

[Asian tech support]

chain yourself to a trailer and sit in the middle of a road

 

[I've Seen Some More Shit]

Go out on your own terms, OP. Climb into the Burning Man.

 

[Positron]

Get a job in McDonald's and infect as many people as you can.

 

[Omori Boy]

Post proof

Not feeling too hot at the moment. Got told to head to the medical tent. Snuck a few pictures. They have been snatching phones and cameras. Scary stuff.

 

[Cornfed]

Well, wipe the Vaseline you were using to fuck your boyfriend with off of your camera lens if you are going to post your "proof".
Or go blow a nigger in front of your father, I am sure he will give you the attention you are seeking here if he witnesses that.

 

[Optimum Cockfag]

Bitch you tested positive for E. Coli. If it was Ebola there'd be a military fence around BM right now and you sure as shit wouldn't be shitposting on KF.

Speaking of shitposting, you'll probably start shitting blood tomorrow, based on personal experience. Time to man the fuck up!

 

[ロボ﹏§¤r﹏h¶rœ]

The Democratic Republic of Kongo has Internet?

 

[tehpope]

Get a job in McDonald's and infect as many people as you can.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=rFW8cmAe68U

That only works if you're one of the rare few that can carry ebola w/o subcoming to it.

And when Johnny Law catches up with you, take a hostage and threaten to cut yourself while screaming "EBOLA".