I am not a licensed lawyer - Fuck you @artilleryfroth you jackass

[Ira the Weatherman]

>i have no idea what "cum laude" means
He may be a lawyer but a rocket scientist he is not.

 

[Jaded Optimist]

Thank you for proving my point about Spanky’s level of comprehension. Good night boys!

What? Are you legally retarded?

 

[Not Vordrak]

AnOminous doesn’t even speak the language well enough to try to be a bloody legal clerk. He’s a moron and no lawyer would employ him.

Yeah he's pretty fucking dumb, isn't he.

What? Are you legally retarded?

He's illegally retarded, actually.

 

[TFT-A9]

Thank you for proving my point about Spanky’s level of comprehension. Good night boys!

Don't mix up the paste with the rubber cement when you make dinner tonight, wouldn't want you to hurt yourself

 

[AnOminous]

Is admitting you aren't a lawyer more or less embarrassing than admitting you are one?

Yes.

 

[Stephanie Bustcakes]

Thank you for proving my point about Spanky’s level of comprehension. Good night boys!

It's been over 7 minutes. Have you reported him to the mods yet?

 

[Just A Butt]

Thank you for proving my point about Spanky’s level of comprehension. Good night boys!

this can't be real. unless you are a paste eater.

post depressing padded room.

 

[HumanHive]

Isn’t impersonating a lawyer a crime in the United States?

 

[No Exit]

Isn’t impersonating a lawyer a crime in the United States?

Only if you lose.

 

[biggest big boy]

AnOminous is a lawyer

 

[Jaded Optimist]

It's been over 7 minutes. Have you reported him to the mods yet?

Hopefully that's who he is messaging

 

[The Last Stand]

Here's the real question.

Why are you "Retired Staff?"

 

[(((Obar Lazcano Kamz)))]

(Crossposted from Supporters because it's rude to call someone out where they can't see it.)
This fuckin guy @artilleryfroth

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Note, the very first thing I tell this motherfucker, as I have repeatedly said on the site before, is that I'm not a licensed practitioner. I have said this repeatedly, for years, and try to do so whenever I'm directly accused of being a lawyer.

Then this slow on the uptake motherfucker does this:
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Yeah, I'd think the whole I'm not a lawyer thing would more or less say that, Sparky.
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I'll save you the time, bitch.

clearly youre a practicing lawyer, stop lying.

 

[AnOminous]

AnOminous is a lawyer

This is your Texas Defamation Mitigation Act request to retract this defamatory statement.

Why are you "Retired Staff?"

Chimped out in a 2016 election thread, god mad at nool, and ragequit.

 

[Just A Butt]

Here's the real question.

Why are you "Retired Staff?"

probably fired for being a fake lawyer.

 

[Spergichu]

I assume he's just merely pretending?

 

[AnOminous]

This is your Texas Defamation Mitigation Act request to retract this defamatory statement.

Chimped out in a 2016 election thread, god mad at nool, and ragequit.

Here's the final chimpout: https://kiwifarms.net/threads/pedop...to-clinton-podesta.25531/page-12#post-1854650

I forget what led up to that but the leadup is probably mostly in that thread. Not sure why I'd pick a Pedosta thread to lose it in.

 

[Nathan Higgers]

Alright but I don't think you're a lawyer. Can you please go live on TV tell everyone you're not a lawyer? Like ok, but like you are not a lawyer. Why do you say you're a lawyer? This is why trump lost his lawsuits, he hired you as his lawyer. You fooled trump too. The jig is up, please tell everyone you are not a lawyer.

 

[Jaded Optimist]

I forget what led up to that but the leadup is probably mostly in that thread. Not sure why I'd pick a Pedosta thread to lose it in.

Probably a mix of and austism.

 

[Banditotron]

You are a lawyer