How to protect anus from nigger tongues?

[Sparkletor 2.0]

I heard a rumor that niggers will tongue my anus if I am not carful. What precautions should I take to keep my anus tongue free?

 

[XL xQgg?QcQCaTYDMjqoDnYpG]

niggers will tongue my anus if I am not carful

Step 1: Obtain car so you are no longer carless
Step 2: Keep sufficient distance from niggers - you can't get tongued if you stay outside tongue range
Step 3: Around blacks, never relax
Step 4: ???
Step 5: Profit

 

[Solomon Bundy]

There is no protection from the nigger tongue. Notice how people in their 40s say "bruh" and "y'all" and "dawg."

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

There is no protection from the nigger tongue. Notice how people in their 40s say "bruh" and "y'all" and "dawg."

fr fr I noticed that no cap

 

[Yugica]

I have a few options based on what I have learned about niggers from the internet.
>stick a job application in there
>use body paint to make your butthole look like a police officer
>inform them that your butthole lacks seasoning

 

[Nicholas Gur]

I wear job application underwear.

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

when blacks are around just stay sitting down

 

[User 204364]

Wear a buttplug.

 

[Pruto]

That's the thing, you don't

 

[clara red bottoms]

Constantly shi

 

[Le b0wski]

Good application of Flexseal/Flextape and that hole is gone.

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

Pants tend to help.

 

[Cat tit bingo]

Rub mayonnaise around your hole, they can't stand the stuff, well at least according to undercover brother.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Rub mayonnaise around your hole, they can't stand the stuff, well at least according to undercover brother.

I already do that for my hemorrhoids.