How do Thomas & Friends reproduce?

[Cherry Eyed Hamster]

Does the male train insert his steam pump into the female’s steam hole? Is it parthenogenesis? Do the Fat Controller and his crew dabble in IVF with the trains? Do Thomas and his faggot tank friends fuck human women on the island of Sodom?

is it train sperm

i need answers

 

[SentinentCloud]

well at least i got some fap material for tonight

 

[Space Police]

Serious answer: The engines are built just like they are in real life but somehow they get a face (the Reverend never elaborated on this). In the story "Crosspatch", Skarloey mentions being built alongside his real life twin, Talyllyn, in the 1800s.

They get faces because of Sodor's magic. At least that's what the Reverend mentioned in one of his books. However, there are engines with faces from other parts of the world, so the best answer is that these engines got faces after traveling to Sodor.

 

[Duncan]

They get faces because of Sodor's magic. At least that's what the Reverend mentioned in one of his books.

Which book was this?

 

[Cherry Eyed Hamster]

You autismo’s better not be arguing about actual Thomas the Tank Engine lore here.

They get faces because of Sodor's magic. At least that's what the Reverend mentioned in one of his books. However, there are engines with faces from other parts of the world, so the best answer is that these engines got faces after traveling to Sodor.

Fuck, that sounds retarded.

 

[Total Annihilation]

I imagine they're built first and then through dark sorcery or science some sort of spirit or mind is forced into the machinery.

For a real answer this goes into some of the bodily functions of the train.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=im0RyoHU0u4

Think I found the reference image (Source)

Spoiler

 

[Space Police]

Fuck, that sounds retarded.

Smarter than claiming that non-biological organisms can reproduce like mammals.