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Stupid clown made my kid fat.
How can I arrest Ronald McDonald? - He's the leading cause of childhood obesity!
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- Apr 19, 2023
You can't, he's much more than just a man. He's become an idea and you can't kill ideas.
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- Sep 27, 2019
He has red hair, which as we all know is a secret racist dog whistle for those MAGA chuds!
Arrest him before he goes out and lynches some proud Burger Kang!
Arrest him before he goes out and lynches some proud Burger Kang!
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What about his junkie brother, Ronald MethDonald?
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It's easy. Invite ol' McDonald out for a couple of drinks. Afterwards, have sex with him. The next day go to the police and say he raped you (make sure to keep Ron's semen in your rectum). Explain that even though the sex was consensual at the time, you were drinking and regret it so you take back your consent. Tell TMZ about all this happening.
It will work. Trust me, bro.
It will work. Trust me, bro.
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Ronald is an ideal, a moral, a set of ethics. He is physically unattainable, but spiritually achievable. You are not ready to face Ronald, because you are not ready to face yourself.
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I can't touch him, he was just sitting on a bench, smiling, I punched him and it barely dented his stone skin. He just kept laughing at me. I broke down crying, he just sat on that bench and smiled non stop, I had to get my hand stiched back in place.
He still sits there with one leg over the other and there is nothing I can do.
He still sits there with one leg over the other and there is nothing I can do.
