Hey guys, how has everyone been?

[Zim]

Spoiler

i fully intend to keep going but i really do want to die a little

Not only for you but if anyone has things they want to talk about just send me an IM.

 

[Pine Tar]

So, there's a guy at my work who brags about how many women he's slept with. So, a co-worker gets a friend of hers to put an ad on Craigslist looking for a hookup. She said she's a bbw and guess who's the third guy to respond to said ad? It's the dude who claimed to fuck a ton of women. You know, anyone who brags about how many women they've fucked is either a.) a virgin, b.) lying about the numbers or c.) screwing women that would put out for any man. Finding out that it's c with this clown made my fucking day.

 

[LM 697]

Had a rotten day at work and when I got home my nose started bleeding for no reason and I got blood all over everything.

 

[Da Pickle Monsta]

Yeah, that's more or less what I looked like.

 

[CatParty]

 

[Queen of Tarts]

Some men are dogs.

Wow. I sound like a jaded housewife now.

Also, hotter than hellfire. When I go inside I'm considering just pulling down all the shades and walking around starkers. Fuck it.

Edit: I'm angry and frustrated. Meds aren't working, I've been stood up time and time again, goddammit. Just...God. Damn.

 

[Da Pickle Monsta]

Some men are dogs.

Wow. I sound like a jaded housewife now.

Also, hotter than hellfire. When I go inside I'm considering just pulling down all the shades and walking around starkers. Fuck it.

Man, what I wouldn't give for just a few more weeks of summer where I live. I had to plug in the heater this morning.

 

[Queen of Tarts]

Man, what I wouldn't give for just a few more weeks of summer where I live. I had to plug in the heater this morning.

If it were 10 degrees cooler, I'd be happy.

 

[Dollars2010]

Things aren't going so swell.

 

[cypocryphy]

They made me paint today so my idea to do a shitty job on purpose last winter didn't work.

...and the customer loved the job the other guy and I did. We can't even sabotage our own shit correctly.

 

[applecat]

 

[Da Pickle Monsta]

Going back to school after ten years is weird.

There's MLP shit everywhere.

 

[TL 611]

WOOOOPPPP PC HYPE MOTHERFUCKERS

I know it really shouldn't be turned on with the side panel off but fuck it, it's only whilst I use sperg roommates disk drive to install drivers. So shiny and new and now I'll be able to get involved with Skype calls!
Also say hi to sperg roommates legs

EDIT: WOOOP IT WORKS AND IS PRETTY

 

[applecat]

 

[littlebiscuits]

tfw your parents call you up to remind you about how much of a disappointment you are.

 

[Kamen Rider Black RX]

Had to open a case on ebay. The item was shipped almost a month ago and it still hasn't reached Canada. Seller wants to give me a refund on Saturday but I'm asking he hold off until the end of the month and start an inquiry with his post office. I just want my merch.

Why do these things always happen when I order from Singapore?

 

[Holdek]

tfw your parents call you up to remind you about how much of a disappointment you are.

Hang up on that shit. There's no use for it.

 

[Null]

Pretty good. I am watching a cartoon about a depressed asian girl and it's entertaining.

I'm also off for the weekend finally. I plan on coding.

 

[Watcher]

I saw this on the way to school.

 

[Da Pickle Monsta]

My wife asked me what I want for my birthday. I told her a nice dinner out, the James Bond collection on Blu-Ray, and the complete Calvin and Hobbes collection.

She told me no.

Looks like stale french fries and a cupcake again this year.