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So one of the folk I work with shat herself. Like, to the point she had a giant shit stain on the ass of her pants. She used the True and Honest explanation of "just felt something slip out and didn't think it was a big deal"
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She was sent home since she reeked and had a giant shit smear on her ass. I can only assume her car seat is now equally as stained.

I just can't even anymore.
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There's been an infestation of ants in my bathroom and bathtub and I've used some Terro dust to kill the ones that have been coming in lately. At one point I counted around 20 of them that had died. There's less today that I'm seeing compared to how it was two days ago, but I'm gonna try some bait in the hopes that it will kill the entire colony. I just kept thinking to myself where the fuck did all these ants come from and I think I've found where they might be crawling out of. Once I get all those ants killed, I'm sealing up those crevices and other places with some caulk.
 
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There's been an infestation of ants in my bathroom and bathtub and I've used some Terro dust to kill the ones that have been coming in lately. At one point I counted around 20 of them that had died. There's less today that I'm seeing compared to how it was two days ago, but I'm gonna try some bait in the hopes that it will kill the entire colony. I just kept thinking to myself where the fuck did all these ants come from and I think I've found where they might be crawling out of. Once I get all those ants killed, I'm sealing up those crevices and other places with some caulk.
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Ugh. I'm so sorry. Ants are the absolute fucking worst (okay, maybe not as bad as bed bugs but still.) In winter 2012 a couple houses in my hood got demolished after a mudslide and a bug expert I randomly happened to meet that summer said that it could have been the cause for the serious eruption in ants the neighborhood had. After literal weeks of scrubbing every speck of the kitchen clean and still finding those fuckers everywhere within an hour we broke down and called an exterminator which finally did the job.

When we were trying to commit ant murder we chose those Terro baited liquid traps. Fuck RAID. That stuff smells so terrible. Before you seal everything up with caulk you can also do packing tape/duct tape. They'll get trapped on it and if you use clear packing tape you have visual confirmation that they're coming from a specific spot. I did that around my windows one particularly stormy year.

Good luck in murdering your ant problem!
 
My dog Gracie died today. She choked because her muzzle was too tight while getting her nails trimmed at Cherrybrook. My mom is devastated and keeps blaming herself.

With that said, I'm gonna need some time away from here.
 
GRANDnumberofMULTIPLES said:
Ugh. I'm so sorry. Ants are the absolute fucking worst (okay, maybe not as bad as bed bugs but still.) In winter 2012 a couple houses in my hood got demolished after a mudslide and a bug expert I randomly happened to meet that summer said that it could have been the cause for the serious eruption in ants the neighborhood had. After literal weeks of scrubbing every speck of the kitchen clean and still finding those fuckers everywhere within an hour we broke down and called an exterminator which finally did the job.

When we were trying to commit ant murder we chose those Terro baited liquid traps. Fuck RAID. That stuff smells so terrible. Before you seal everything up with caulk you can also do packing tape/duct tape. They'll get trapped on it and if you use clear packing tape you have visual confirmation that they're coming from a specific spot. I did that around my windows one particularly stormy year.

Good luck in murdering your ant problem!
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Thank you. I checked this morning and there were no new dead ants anywhere. I'm still leaving the bait traps out to take care of any remaining ants I might have missed.
 
I've been drinking Everclear and then buying wine to give away to the random white girls at my university who respond to anonymous posts on yikyak.

One motherfucker met me on a streetcorner at 9pm to get the bottle. Alone. Bitch was so fucking crazy.
 
Moved into a new apartment, been looking for a new career. Been trying to muster up the courage and determination to start a Youtube review channel, but that hasn't worked out yet. Have no niche, no angle, nothing that sets me apart, so I'm not the most confident it would go anywhere at all.
 
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I've been drinking Everclear and then buying wine to give away to the random white girls at my university who respond to anonymous posts on yikyak.

One motherfucker met me on a streetcorner at 9pm to get the bottle. Alone. Bitch was so fucking crazy.
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You're not wasting this on them are you? Witches Brew should be good enough for them.
 
Update on the ant situation. There's a whole bunch of them coming out of this little gap in the bathtub wall just feeding on the trap there. I spoke too soon but I hope they completely die off in a few more days.
 
I'm a bit better; spending time with my friends for the past two days helped a lot. The owner of Cherrybrook called to apologize and let us know that they fired the jackass who killed Gracie. We're probably gonna ask for some reimbursement after getting her ashes.

Edit: The groomer himself also called us to apologize. According to my mom he was really nice and wants to make it up to us somehow. I get that it was an accident, but I'm still pretty pissed that one of our dogs is dead because of his incompetence.
 
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I pretty much just use this thread as a soap box for my misery, so that's what imma do now :c

I'm such a fucking idiot, like the biggest fucking sped there ever was. :C :C :C :C :C

Since about like last thursday, I've been on the hunt for a Wii U, shopping around and looking at shit. Order one directly from Nintendo, and they fuck it up. Somehow the order didn't go through their database, but the charge sure as shit did.

After waiting for a refund from them I'm like "probably shouldn't buy off them again." I go to amazon! HOLY SHIT ORDER IN THE NEXT 10 MINUTES AND GET NEXT DAY DELIVERY?! Hells yeah.

In my haste, I didn't check my delivery address. For some reason unbeknownst to me, it was not my current address. It's an address I lived at 2 years ago, I have literally no idea why this would be the case.

I try to get thru to customer service, theyre already ready to be dispatched, nothing can be done. I spend the next 2 hours with customer service, 8 reps, ONE english dude who obviously wasn't just following some BS paki script.

The one English dude is like "I'll make phone calls tomorrow, but this really doesn't look likely. I've dealt with things like this before, this courier is awkward and WILL NOT change the address without at least trying to deliver it to the one written on the package."

I've potentially just made some random child's christmas awesome, holy shit if I don't get that package I'm gonna freak :c

I could have potentially just pissed away around £300 because of a simple fucking error and the fact I cant change the address DESPITE IT NOT BEING DELIVERED YET :c

Pray for me kiwis, I think I'm gonna need all the luck I can get :c
 
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I pretty much just use this thread as a soap box for my misery, so that's what imma do now :c

I'm such a fucking idiot, like the biggest fucking sped there ever was. :c :c :c :c :c

Since about like last thursday, I've been on the hunt for a Wii U, shopping around and looking at shit. Order one directly from Nintendo, and they fuck it up. Somehow the order didn't go through their database, but the charge sure as shit did.

After waiting for a refund from them I'm like "probably shouldn't buy off them again." I go to amazon! HOLY SHIT ORDER IN THE NEXT 10 MINUTES AND GET NEXT DAY DELIVERY?! Hells yeah.

In my haste, I didn't check my delivery address. For some reason unbeknownst to me, it was not my current address. It's an address I lived at 2 years ago, I have literally no idea why this would be the case.

I try to get thru to customer service, theyre already ready to be dispatched, nothing can be done. I spend the next 2 hours with customer service, 8 reps, ONE english dude who obviously wasn't just following some BS paki script.

The one English dude is like "I'll make phone calls tomorrow, but this really doesn't look likely. I've dealt with things like this before, this courier is awkward and WILL NOT change the address without at least trying to deliver it to the one written on the package."

I've potentially just made some random child's christmas awesome, holy shit if I don't get that package I'm gonna freak :c

I could have potentially just pissed away around £300 because of a simple fucking error and the fact I cant change the address DESPITE IT NOT BEING DELIVERED YET :c

Pray for me kiwis, I think I'm gonna need all the luck I can get :c
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I wish you luck. That really, really sucks. If that happened to me, I'd face-palm so hard.
 
I keep seeing commercials for miracle spring water, that causes the Lord to magically deposit money into your bank account by EFT. I'm going insane.
 
Not sure if I'm shaking because I'm nervous about the 3 final exams I have tomorrow and all the work I have to do before then or because of the energy drink I had to help keep me awake so I can do said work.
 
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