Hey guys, how has everyone been?

[Queen of Tarts]

My three-year-old is into dinosaurs. Everything is a dinosaur now. Dinosaur has become a verb, adverb, noun and adjective. She describes cats as "dinosaur ming-mings" and eggs as "dinosaur eggs" and her sippy cup as "dinosaur milk."

It's pretty cute, but I'm getting burnt out on dinosaurs. Oh, well, at least it's better than the princess infatuation that we had last month.

I had a T-Rex figure when I was a kid, since Jurassic Park was a huge thing. It even had fleshy-type flesh and roared, I think. So adorable.

 

[exball]

My three-year-old is into dinosaurs. Everything is a dinosaur now. Dinosaur has become a verb, adverb, noun and adjective. She describes cats as "dinosaur ming-mings" and eggs as "dinosaur eggs" and her sippy cup as "dinosaur milk."

It's pretty cute, but I'm getting burnt out on dinosaurs. Oh, well, at least it's better than the princess infatuation that we had last month.

Dinosaur's were my obsession as a three year old. T-rex 4 lyfe.

 

[Yog-Sothoth]

Girlfriend left, drunk as hell.

 

[cypocryphy]

So there's this small lump on the top of my right foot. It feels like a bone and whatever it is there's not one in the same spot on my left foot. I forget when I noticed it and I like to tap it and play with it when I'm sitting on the floor on my laptop.

 

[spaps]

I threw my back out today.

Always lift with your legs, people.

 

[sparklemilhouse]

So there's this small lump on the top of my right foot. It feels like a bone and whatever it is there's not one in the same spot on my left foot. I forget when I noticed it and I like to tap it and play with it when I'm sitting on the floor on my laptop.

It might just be a ganglion cyst. People get them on their feet all the time. It's just like, a cyst full of lubrication fluid.

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I have to get a mammogram tomorrow. You can't wear deodorant to your mammogram, because it might mess with the scan. But its summer in Virginia...

 

[Da Pickle Monsta]

I threw my back out today.

Always lift with your legs, people.

I'm sorry to hear that. I hurt my back last year moving furniture and squashed a disk. It's no fun.

As for me, I had a rough night. I had a dream about Batman last night. Except he was a serial killer that would kill people with a giant microwave oven and dentistry tools.

 

[Queen of Tarts]

I don't know if it's paranoia kicking in, but I feel like a total fucking inconvenience to my friends.

Today has been shitty as fuck, save for the moments with a friend and her mom.

 

[hm yeah]

TODAY IS REALLY CHILL SO FAR

i picked a good day to be sick!

/sick and chill/

 

[Pine Tar]

Kicked out some psycho bitch and I had @Manajerkop and his girlfriend stay with me for the past few days. It was awesome, we drove around the city, ate at the Peanut and Oklahoma Joe's and watched a lot of DBZ Abridged. Also, made the best fucking nachos ever. Xochitl blue chips, habanero sauce, jalapenos, some Hy-Vee queso, ground beef and chicken. Needless to say, we were stoned when we came up with this. So, life is pretty fucking awesome right now.

 

[applecat]

I haven't been feeling energetic in quite some time. It's getting to be kind of a bitch.

 

[sparklemilhouse]

My mammogram went ok today. Just my same old cyst that's been with me for nearly half my life now.

 

[EI 903]

Had a really good day yesterday- got to see Soundgarden and NIN play. Also got an unexpected but very much needed tugboat check from my parents as an early birthday present. Hoping that one of my applications turns into a job soon to keep the good things train rolling.

 

[Grand Number of Pounds]

I had to get fillings today at my new dentist's office. I was freaking out a little because getting fillings hurt at my other dentist's office, but I didn't feel anything this time.

Unfortunately, I need to get more dental work done, but I won't be so nervous in the future.

 

[Da Pickle Monsta]

I'm feeling kind of tired. I've been having a number of very strange and upsetting dreams recently, and it's affecting my rest. Dreams about dead people and viscera and explosions and my family being killed.

I've been reading a book about the Beslan school siege that happened in Russian back in 2004 for the last few days, and I think that I'm dreaming about it when I sleep.

 

[Springblossom]

So my apartment complex shares the block with a funeral home. Not just any funeral home, either, the fucking Joseph Jenkins Jr. Funeral Home.

I feel like I just walked onto the set of a sitcom.

 

[Morbid Boredom]

I'm on my fourth cup of coffee, so I'm great!

 

[c-no]

In my second week of this new semester at college. Done some work on a spreadsheet for an online CIS class. Also had a nice philosophical discussion with a neighbor about what is going on within the U.S.

 

[cypocryphy]

The internet in the office of where I work went down yesterday and was still down today. So that means my direct deposit didn't go in, which caused me to now be overdrawn very badly after some payments went through today.

So it looks like I'll be having Skittles for dinner tonight.

 

[TrippinKahlua]

Tomorrow will mark 30 days until my vacation.

Can't wait to escape where I work and all these dumb islands and go to my own paradise. Man, I got the first day all figured out. Eat, go to the gym, then go in the gym's whirlpool, and spend a long time in the steam room, bellowing the heck out of my lungs and making sure my voice works perfectly so I can talk to people and be social and all that stuff. I'm gonna play Blackjack, go to all the Comedy shows, not be unfair and selfish, buy people secret drinks that I know the ingredients to, carry a bunch of 5-hour energies (or something less dangerous if you believe the rumors) to make sure I don't go to my room until like 3AM. I am going to leave all my personal problems at home like I always do, live in the present moment of those 7 days, and come back so happy and refreshed.

And I'll do it all. The winner takes it all.