Have you ever put your dick in crazy and why? - We all make mistakes in the heat of passion, Jimbo. -Hugh Neutron

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A) Unless you're gay and/or plan to be celibate for life it's impossible not to stick your dick in crazy.

B) Asking about getting laid on KF is like asking about people's favorite color at a convention run by the American Association for the Deaf and Blind.
 
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everyone knows crazy bitches have the best pussy OP
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just make sure that her eyes don't look like this
 
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This chick kept me hostage while i was blacked out drunk for three days and hid my phone charger so i couldn't figure out where i was or call a ride. When i snapped out of it, i made her drive me home, and she said that while i was drunk that i would move in with her. I said fuck you and drive. She tried to say she didn't know how to get to my house, didn't have gas, etc and i told her she better drive until she ran out of gas.

When she dropped me off, she cried in her car in my driveway for hours and refused to leave until i told her i was going to call the cops.
 
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Burned CDs said:
This chick kept me hostage while i was blacked out drunk for three days and hid my phone charger so i couldn't figure out where i was or call a ride. When i snapped out of it, i made her drive me home, and she said that while i was drunk that i would move in with her. I said fuck you and drive. She tried to say she didn't know how to get to my house, didn't have gas, etc and i told her she better drive until she ran out of gas.

When she dropped me off, she cried in her car in my driveway for hours and refused to leave until i told her i was going to call the cops.
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She knows where you live, lol. Rookie mistake.
 
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I met and started dating a girl in the looney bin when I was a teen. She was a soccer player and had a nice athletic build, muscular legs and butt, she got sent to a camp for bad girls when she was released and I would go visit her there. It was actually awesome going there because I was the only young man that visited that place so all these crazy chicks just stare at you like a fresh piece of meat after not seeing any dudes for months.
 
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I used to pursue both women and men, then this happened twice. Both with women...of course. It was college and college is a horny time with poor judgement.

So I just decided to be gay all the way after that and the problem never recurred. I never wanted kids so this is literally zero sacrifice. Dudes rock.
 
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The crazy girls tend to be interested in topics or hobbies that are outside the norm. So not their work, their new food and gym plan, and Netflix. So they tend to be able to hold good convos.
 
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