💰 Grifter Hasan Piker / HasanAbi - Young Turk, Twitch Streamer, Stunlocked Brogressive, Cenk's Nephew, only a socialist for the money, abuses his dog by shocking it, Rutgers sex pest

[Herpes is Brat]

Hasan is advertising his shitty clothing line on Elon Musk (FASCIST) x platform

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[KingFrampt]

Hasan is advertising his shitty clothing line on Elon Musk (FASCIST) x platform
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is this retard wearing a usb cable as a belt


hasan looks seriously weird lately, his eyes have some kind of down syndrome thing going

 

[Marty Robbins]

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"Hey Simpson wanna trade belts?"
"well, not really because yours is just a piece of an extension cord"
"Hey dude, he's ragging on your cord!"
"Get him!"

 

[deleuzeon]

Hasan is advertising his shitty clothing line on Elon Musk (FASCIST) x platform
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>"I'm really into fashion"
>Starts clothing brand
>It's screenprinted graphics on blank t-shirts and hoodies

pathetic. let me know when the turkroach learns what muslin is

 

[Brain Problems]

Hasan is advertising his shitty clothing line on Elon Musk (FASCIST) x platform
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The fucking ego on this turkroach is astounding. Most people selling merch would be embarrassed to model it unless it was obviously a gag. Not Cenk's Nephew! No sir! He's been reliably informed by faggots and fat chicks that he's very good looking for a carpet salesman so here's some gay fucking merch.

I'd say he was trolling us but this is just pure ego. Middle Easterners generally have astonishingly bad taste and cannot resist the temptation to peacock in the most ostentatious and tacky way possible. White BMWs are a meme for a reason.

 

[Herpes is Brat]

The fucking ego on this turkroach is astounding. Most people selling merch would be embarrassed to model it unless it was obviously a gag. Not Cenk's Nephew! No sir! He's been reliably informed by faggots and fat chicks that he's very good looking for a carpet salesman so here's some gay fucking merch.

I'd say he was trolling us but this is just pure ego. Middle Easterners generally have astonishingly bad taste and cannot resist the temptation to peacock in the most ostentatious and tacky way possible. White BMWs are a meme for a reason.

Yeah like I could forgive someone who would thinks he gets performatively angry with asmongold and are both just doing some horse trading kabuki theater but he actually is upset that asmongold doesn't grovel or get a timeout when he stomps his feet.

 

[PatrickButtmanJr.]

Yeah like I could forgive someone who would thinks he gets performatively angry with asmongold and are both just doing some horse trading kabuki theater but he actually is upset that asmongold doesn't grovel or get a timeout when he stomps his feet.

It's apparent that Asmon being more popular than him is tearing Hasan up inside. Dude has everything in his favor - money, looks, connections - and yet he's getting his lunch constantly stolen by ugly poor white trash. He even paid for fluff pieces to boost his ego and it's still not stopping the bleeding that began with ShockGate.

Zack has the opportunity to do the funniest thing ever and end up as BFFs with AOC and Mamdani. If that happens, the turkroach will have a meltdown that will make Chernobyl look like a backyard garden party.

 

[Haramburger]

is this retard wearing a usb cable as a belt

Immediately reminds me of the "poonal" magic rope belt that Brahmans wear under their clothes to show they own the Dalits. Thanks for the lesson on caste culture, Vivek!

hasan looks seriously weird lately, his eyes have some kind of down syndrome thing going

I think it's a Zoolander move, the smolder? Hasan is smoldering.

 

[PatrickButtmanJr.]

is this retard wearing a usb cable as a belt

"Derelicte" from the movie Zoolander is now no longer a parody but reality.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Damn, imagine being Pegasus, revsaysdesu or SensitiveSociety and seeing this retarded chat engagement. "Thank you Hasan for acting like this, I will make a 10 minute video shittalking you and be paid handsomely by youtube." Truly the socialist of the people, acting retarded to feed the masses.

Truly Diogenes the Cynic reborn.

 

[Caddo Cobgang]

Something about the phrase “fat little goof boy” is really funny to me.

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Asmongold hasn't even done anything to him, all Asmon did prior to Hasan mentioning him was complain about game publishers putting woke shit in vidya games, its funny you'd think Hasan would be all about complaining about game publishers given his criticisms of Capitalism, but I guess not

 

[Honey's Dead]

I am surprised he has not been glazing the Iran Regime.

 

[GameratePTSD]

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He looks like an Indian esports teammate.

 

[Caddo Cobgang]

I am surprised he has not been glazing the Iran Regime.

he normally would be honestly, Socialists usually would gladly shill for Islamists to their death (or being forced to wear trash bags if said socialist is a White woman)

 

[Karl Jobst's Asian Wife]

I am surprised he has not been glazing the Iran Regime.

He supports and encourages a (socialist) revolution in the US so it's only fair he supports the Iranian people's uprising against the Iranian government right? Power to the people right?

 

[Drama Trauma]

Another plane hit the Hasanabi empire: an X account named Hasans_old_tweets found his Deviant account and Hasan being very into a certain "furry art": (a)

 

[Groomer Wario]

Another plane hit the Hasanabi empire: an X account named Hasans_old_tweets found his Deviant account and Hasan being very into a certain "furry art": (a)
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There's a non-zero chance Hasan jerked off to the furry parodies of him shocking Kaya

 

[Stupid Sexy Flanders]

Gross, but most of his audience is going to blubber about not kink-shaming.

 

[an retard]

Another plane hit the Hasanabi empire: an X account named Hasans_old_tweets found his Deviant account and Hasan being very into a certain "furry art": (a)

I may be missing something here but what's the indication that this is him? Hasan has to be in the top 20 of most popular Turkish names, and despite him saying he's ESL a few times I honestly thought that he's a US baby that can't even speak Turkish.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

Bro played too much Skyrim. Todd Howard should sue.