💰 Grifter Hasan Piker / HasanAbi - Young Turk, Twitch Streamer, Stunlocked Brogressive, Cenk's Nephew, only a socialist for the money, abuses his dog by shocking it, Rutgers sex pest

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Asmon is the perfect foil for Hasan. They really have a Joker/Batman complete opposite thing

Asmon is self made, Hasan is a nepo baby
Asmon is fine living in his childhood home, Hasan bought an LA mansion
Asmon grew up in poverty, Hasan was a rich kid
Asmon doesn't give a shit about how he looks, Hasan is obsessed with his looks

I could go on and on with examples but you get the point
 
Herpes is Brat said:
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>Dying empire that does a 3 hour decapitation strike without losing a single man
>Completely coup a decades long enemy, cuba completely isolated will likely fall within Trumps term
>China had a high level envoy in Caracas the same day
>Raped Hugo Chavez's mausoleum and legacy

Sorry roach,but the Monroe doctrine is back in effect. Say ACK

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I got some leaks saying that the Next Hasan livestream will be a still of his room with caramelldansen playing with his head blown clean off while Kaya eats his remains
 
deydogal said:
Hasan made a big list of his "predictions" for 2026 - all of which can be summed up as "nothing ever happens" (Annexing Greenland, invasion of Taiwan) or "everything that has been happening for past years will continue to happen" (Chinas economic growth, politicians lie, rising antisemitism) and some are "this has already happened months ago" (badempanada disliking zohran, tucker carlson is popular, goyslop being popular on twitter, americans disliking muslims).

It's so fucking stupid he thinks he's some kind of brilliant analyst. All of his predictions is stuff not happening and nothing changing - and I'm not saying its wrong but it's the safest way to "predict" anything, its all generic enough that its the same shit as Barnum Effect for horoscopes. Everything on this list has been happening for years/decades by now, you might as well predict that argentina will have won 2022 world cup. yeah its gonna be true in 2027 because it was already true in 2022. Its so fucking stupid.

Huge long list so that at the end of the year he can jerk off about how brilliant he is for getting everything right, and dupe his fans into thinking he's a genius that they need to tune in to listen to and get all their opinions from.

Only "real" predictions here are Kash Patel being fired and that there will be a false flag terror attack at World cup.

Also 1 point (Trump not attacking Venezuela) has already been wrong a day after he made the list, but I guess since its not "invasion" he will still find a way to pat himself on the back for being so smart.

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Turkroach is definitely going to start his own cult.

Well I guess he already has one.
 
The Dude said:
And the Iranian uprisings. You've got women removing their head coverings, letting their hair down, and giving the double-bird to portraits of the mullahs in public. Iranians are rejecting the Islamic extremist regime and taking to the streets in untold numbers. We're likely to see actual regime change soon in at least one of the countries Hasan has an itty-bitty boner for, possibly more than one.
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As much as the leftists hate to admit it, everyone likes a winner. Malding over a winner winning just makes you look pathetic. You don't need to appeal to legal, historical, or moral arguments, that's just immediately obvious. That's the entirety of Hasan's popularity since he isn't funny, he isn't clever, and he isn't nice. But he does look and act like a retard's idea of a winner, so they latch onto him for the high of being on the winning side.


When Hasan insults and degrades Iranian protesters fighting for their freedom, he is taking the winning side. We can point out why that is scummy or hypocritical and we'd be 100% right, but his fans don't care. He's siding with a winner and that makes him a winner. They're siding with him which makes them winners. You can't appeal to legal, historical, or moral arguments because his fans can't process them. They just like siding with the winner, and by bitching about his hypocrisy or violating the rules of twitch it makes you the loser even though you're right.

When Hasan bitches and cries about the US pulling off a major, decisive win. A win that took a few hours but which will have reverberations throughout the international community for years, maybe decades, that makes him look like the loser. Maybe the US was 100% in the wrong, legally or morally or whatever. Doesn't matter. This is the sort of thing that actually affects Hasan's audience, because if he's a loser aren't they losers for siding with him?

This won't be enough of an L to totally discredit him in their eyes, but it's a good start.
 
Herpes is Brat said:
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>Dying empire that does a 3 hour decapitation strike without losing a single man
>Completely coup a decades long enemy, cuba completely isolated will likely fall within Trumps term
>China had a high level envoy in Caracas the same day
>Raped Hugo Chavez's mausoleum and legacy

Sorry roach,but the Monroe doctrine is back in effect. Say ACK

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Fully enjoying the beginning of a new year in Hasan's Century of Humiliation GEEEEG
 
Herpes is Brat said:
"I’m literally mogging Clavicular’s entire existence even in this maid outfit..I had some aura moments, we should have done highest aura moments” -Hasan 'catmaid' Piker

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I thank god that everyday I haven’t degraded myself to the point of wearing stupid shit like this.
Herpes is Brat said:
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>Dying empire that does a 3 hour decapitation strike without losing a single man
>Completely coup a decades long enemy, cuba completely isolated will likely fall within Trumps term
>China had a high level envoy in Caracas the same day
>Raped Hugo Chavez's mausoleum and legacy

Sorry roach,but the Monroe doctrine is back in effect. Say ACK

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If America is a dying empire than does that make Hasan a vulture?
 
Herpes is Brat said:
Intellectual heavyweight Hasan Piker is getting humiliated online because the only way to defend these objectively trash subhuman nigger somalis robbing the American public blind is to pretend Nick Shirley is an irrational pedophile and when that fails he calls him a zionist who acts like a "pedo hunter"?
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You botched your viral story of the year! (His story is him shocking his fucking dog lol)

Tyler Oliveira weighed in

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This pedophile is just like those pedo hunters?
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And Nicks final slap of Claviculars wannabe unc
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Lmao great job Hasan you really told him.

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Couldn't happen to a nicer person.
 
Unimaginative Username said:
Bold of you to assume that he'd be able to play games. I imagine it would be like the Flashgitz video where Kai Cenat dies in Elden Ring for stupid reasons so many times that the boss is driven insane by the experience, except that Hasan's character would look like an A. Wyatt Mann caricature of a Turkroach instead of looking like a Tyrone meme.
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Hasan has a gaming channel.
Currently he's "playing" that half-visial novel, half-team management game "Dispatch", notable for having awful modern dialogue filled with "fuck" variations, made in collaboration with Critical Role and Alana Pierce (yes, that one).

PatrickButtmanJr. said:
I'm sure the turkroach with the gaming skills of a blind shrimp and emotional regulation of a 7 year old with Autism will EXCEL in the Twitch gaming sphere.
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It's entirely possible for him to also get an audience of people enjoying "streamer suffering in a %%videogame%% for whatever reasons (being awful at gaming in general is one of those reasons)". See DSP.
For example №1: Video titled "I might be the worst Marvel Rivals player";
For example №2: Video titled "They couldn't believe how bad I'm at Nightreign".
 
Herpes is Brat said:
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>Dying empire that does a 3 hour decapitation strike without losing a single man
>Completely coup a decades long enemy, cuba completely isolated will likely fall within Trumps term
>China had a high level envoy in Caracas the same day
>Raped Hugo Chavez's mausoleum and legacy

Sorry roach,but the Monroe doctrine is back in effect. Say ACK

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The only thing I kinda agree with Hasan is that I too don't support US interventions. But unlike Hasan who is just a selft hating retard Who only wants the destruction of it's nations and the suffering of it's people. I think that the US shouldn't act like the world police and the west in general should take a islationist position and completly ignore the global south (África and the middle east especially these zones are helpless). Leftist have being repeating the "America is a dying empire" mantra for decades now and each time they are proven wrong is incredible how they cope.
 
Herpes is Brat said:
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>Dying empire that does a 3 hour decapitation strike without losing a single man
>Completely coup a decades long enemy, cuba completely isolated will likely fall within Trumps term
>China had a high level envoy in Caracas the same day
>Raped Hugo Chavez's mausoleum and legacy

Sorry roach,but the Monroe doctrine is back in effect. Say ACK

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Hasan just wants America to sit on a pad like his dog does.
And the American economy while fake and gay is also strong. Or at least stronger than Venezuela's. You can buy meat in America for example.
 
Yakubian_Insurgent said:
The only thing I kinda agree with Hasan is that I too don't support US interventions. But unlike Hasan who is just a selft hating retard Who only wants the destruction of it's nations and the suffering of it's people. I think that the US shouldn't act like the world police and the west in general should take a islationist position and completly ignore the global south (África and the middle east especially these zones are helpless). Leftist have being repeating the "America is a dying empire" mantra for decades now and each time they are proven wrong is incredible how they cope.
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Someone will be the Global bully, its better that its you.

You don't want China swapping places with us, they will not hold any punches.
 
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