💰 Grifter Hasan Piker / HasanAbi - Young Turk, Twitch Streamer, Stunlocked Brogressive, Cenk's Nephew, only a socialist for the money, abuses his dog by shocking it, Rutgers sex pest

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Spud gun said:
The funny thing is, Asmongold makes sure that he stays on the right side of the rules and TOS of Twitch, often having to stop himself saying what he really thinks, because he knows that the second he even skirts the line they will come down on him like Jim Sterling at a free buffet. Piker meanwhile can get away with flagrantly breaking the rules.
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Asmon is a good guy and he tells it like it is, which is the exact reason he's got a target on his back. Twitch will take any excuse to drop the hammer on him to ban him permanently off the platform. So he's got to walk on eggshells to keep his place. Hasan, on the other hand, is protected. He has the whole of Twitch swinging off his shriveled little Turk scrote. He has said and done so many heinous things that were blatantly against Twitch TOS that he would have had his tiny little head bounced off the curb long ago, were it not for the protection he enjoys.
 
maguyver16 said:
Didn't he date a pornstar?
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He did and proceeded to make her miserable once it was over. I think Rob’s Media gave it a small section on his video but they dated and once she dumped him, the nephew decided to screw her streaming career.

I recently came to the theory that Hasan isn’t anti-American because of religion or ethnicity, but because he came to America to get laid and either had to pay for it or only got fatties.
 
Did you know Piker was in some gay manga?
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Marty Robbins said:
Did you know Piker was in some gay manga?
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honestly between destiny, hasan, and vaush, fuck it, i'd have to go for vaush. he doesn't stutter, he doesn't sound like the least sexy valley girl possible or a nerd, his beard's nice. if i'm a libteen and i simply must not schlock to good shit i'm schlocking to vaush i guess. i just don't get how his entire schtick and puff is how sexy he is but he nor anyone around him ever said his proportions were fucking dog shit, it's like anna nicole smith at her 30+ lb gain and drug arc. it's not even people saying he's just "attractive" it's model tier, and he takes photos thinking he's one, and he got a tiny head and weird bags under his roach face.

i mean holy fuck, in the age of only fans and pussy and dick pics from your neighbor for 5 bucks on demand, we also have people so sheltered they think hasan and denims are not just thirstable but models

bubba and jolene from the bar are objectively better and you will actively get more interaction from giving them a 5 dollar beer. damn people need better standards. we went from elvis, to pre fuck-up-beyond-repair surgery mj/prince/bowie to markiplier, but shittier in every way
 
Crex Crex said:
I am looking forward to his crashout over Venezuela.
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And the Iranian uprisings. You've got women removing their head coverings, letting their hair down, and giving the double-bird to portraits of the mullahs in public. Iranians are rejecting the Islamic extremist regime and taking to the streets in untold numbers. We're likely to see actual regime change soon in at least one of the countries Hasan has an itty-bitty boner for, possibly more than one.
 
2026 is the Year of Hasan's Downward Spiral, soon he will chimp out over something so badly that even the biggest normies will start clowning on him to death, and by the end he'll end up completely forgotten. I can feel it in my bones.
 
As of seven hours ago it was announced the child care centers were operating normally. Thats from NBC however, so take it as you will
 
Herpes is Brat said:
Honestly I don't know what's going through his head as he malds about asmongold
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Asmongold is an uncouth basic dude without so much as a hint of charisma, style or refinement.
He looks like he should slave away as blue collar and struggle to pay his bills but instead he's a millionaire with established audiance and influence.
Naturally all rich narcs experience a shortcuruit when they process his existance.
 
Hasan made a big list of his "predictions" for 2026 - all of which can be summed up as "nothing ever happens" (Annexing Greenland, invasion of Taiwan) or "everything that has been happening for past years will continue to happen" (Chinas economic growth, politicians lie, rising antisemitism) and some are "this has already happened months ago" (badempanada disliking zohran, tucker carlson is popular, goyslop being popular on twitter, americans disliking muslims).

It's so fucking stupid he thinks he's some kind of brilliant analyst. All of his predictions is stuff not happening and nothing changing - and I'm not saying its wrong but it's the safest way to "predict" anything, its all generic enough that its the same shit as Barnum Effect for horoscopes. Everything on this list has been happening for years/decades by now, you might as well predict that argentina will have won 2022 world cup. yeah its gonna be true in 2027 because it was already true in 2022. Its so fucking stupid.

Huge long list so that at the end of the year he can jerk off about how brilliant he is for getting everything right, and dupe his fans into thinking he's a genius that they need to tune in to listen to and get all their opinions from.

Only "real" predictions here are Kash Patel being fired and that there will be a false flag terror attack at World cup.

Also 1 point (Trump not attacking Venezuela) has already been wrong a day after he made the list, but I guess since its not "invasion" he will still find a way to pat himself on the back for being so smart.

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deydogal said:
Hasan made a big list of his "predictions" for 2026 - all of which can be summed up as "nothing ever happens" (Annexing Greenland, invasion of Taiwan) or "everything that has been happening for past years will continue to happen" (Chinas economic growth, politicians lie, rising antisemitism) and some are "this has already happened months ago" (badempanada disliking zohran, tucker carlson is popular, goyslop being popular on twitter, americans disliking muslims).

It's so fucking stupid he thinks he's some kind of brilliant analyst. All of his predictions is stuff not happening and nothing changing - and I'm not saying its wrong but it's the safest way to "predict" anything, its all generic enough that its the same shit as Barnum Effect for horoscopes. Everything on this list has been happening for years/decades by now, you might as well predict that argentina will have won 2022 world cup. yeah its gonna be true in 2027 because it was already true in 2022. Its so fucking stupid.

Huge long list so that at the end of the year he can jerk off about how brilliant he is for getting everything right, and dupe his fans into thinking he's a genius that they need to tune in to listen to and get all their opinions from.

Only "real" predictions here are Kash Patel being fired and that there will be a false flag terror attack at World cup.

Also 1 point (Trump not attacking Venezuela) has already been wrong a day after he made the list, but I guess since its not "invasion" he will still find a way to pat himself on the back for being so smart.

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This is the same guy who couldn't predict Russia invading Ukraine in 2022 despite Russia invading Crimea in 2014.
 
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>Dying empire that does a 3 hour decapitation strike without losing a single man
>Completely coup a decades long enemy, cuba completely isolated will likely fall within Trumps term
>China had a high level envoy in Caracas the same day
>Raped Hugo Chavez's mausoleum and legacy

Sorry roach,but the Monroe doctrine is back in effect. Say ACK

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