💰 Grifter Hasan Piker / HasanAbi - Young Turk, Twitch Streamer, Stunlocked Brogressive, Cenk's Nephew, only a socialist for the money, abuses his dog by shocking it, Rutgers sex pest

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Someone mentioned something on LSF that I don't remember reading about here
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Anyone have clips?

Herpes is Brat said:
"I’m literally mogging Clavicular’s entire existence even in this maid outfit..I had some aura moments, we should have done highest aura moments” -Hasan 'catmaid' Piker

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"Getting shot at the ICE protest" what a way to describe that situation. From what I recall, he's standing around like a slack-jawed moron, pretending to be press (he even got an airsoft vest with PRESS written on it and got a press jacket for Kaya) and then someone says that ICE is firing rubber rounds at the crowd so he immediately leaves.

He wasn't shot, he wasn't even shot at, and he didn't have a scintilla of aura.
 
Sneedposting said:
Hasan's lolcow status ballooning to becoming a frontrunner for LOTY has been one of my favorite parts of 2025.
Been waiting on this for years lmao fuck that roach
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Hasan is a lolcow, no doubt, but he most certainly is not LOTY. He is too successful, carries too much influence, and hasn't fallen far enough to earn the title. Not yet, at least. 2026 is looking promising. Is 2026 going to be the Year Of Hasan? Possibly.
 
Surfin Terf said:
Someone mentioned something on LSF that I don't remember reading about here
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Anyone have clips?


"Getting shot at the ICE protest" what a way to describe that situation. From what I recall, he's standing around like a slack-jawed moron, pretending to be press (he even got an airsoft vest with PRESS written on it and got a press jacket for Kaya) and then someone says that ICE is firing rubber rounds at the crowd so he immediately leaves.

He wasn't shot, he wasn't even shot at, and he didn't have a scintilla of aura.
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No clips but I remember Hasan kept making jokes about Charlie Kirk, and even if the others there aligned with him politically it was making them uncomfortable because it was supposed to be a lighthearted streamer event and Hasan can't read a room.
 
Based nick.
If only the actual X system gave a community ratio...but top kek.

Suffer, Hasan...get felted.
 
Fedsmokers_secret_stash said:
The coat he is wearing really accentuates how small his head is
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In the American Psycho novel, Bateman goes on long diatribes on what he and his colleagues are currently wearing, making it feel like some fashion catalogue almost - the joke is that Bret Easton Ellis deliberately picked the most garish, ugly and mismatching outfits of that era, signaling the kind of clueless vanity that yuppie life revolves around. Same with Bateman's recitation of music reviews - the guy is an empty husk, a shell and has no real personality, just like our turkish friend. Does Hasan care about fashion?

No, he just wants to "present" himself as fashionable/hip and thinks him paying a guy 2500$ a month to pick kindergarten-style outfits with a big name recognition and price tag will get him some clout.
 
Herpes is Brat said:
Intellectual heavyweight Hasan Piker is getting humiliated online because the only way to defend these objectively trash subhuman nigger somalis robbing the American public blind is to pretend Nick Shirley is an irrational pedophile and when that fails he calls him a zionist who acts like a "pedo hunter"?
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Notice the ratio
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You botched your viral story of the year! (His story is him shocking his fucking dog lol)

Tyler Oliveira weighed in

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This pedophile is just like those pedo hunters?
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And Nicks final slap of Claviculars wannabe unc
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Lmao great job Hasan you really told him.

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Because as we all know anybody who was interested in fucking kids would definitely be documenting the entire thing on camera and voluntarily posting it to their youtube channel.

I don't know what makes me more MATI:
A: The fact that hasan thinks the public is stupid enough to fall for this.
B: The fact that hasan is suddenly pretending to care about pedophilia after years of leftists claiming it was all a right wing conspiracy.
C: Just the general fact that hasan exists.

I'm soothed by the fact that the entire internet is calling him out on being the retard that he is, and also the fact that this kind of reaching is a common sign of somebody who knows they're losing.
 
Noble Redditor said:
Hasan is a lolcow, no doubt, but he most certainly is not LOTY. He is too successful, carries too much influence, and hasn't fallen far enough to earn the title. Not yet, at least. 2026 is looking promising. Is 2026 going to be the Year Of Hasan? Possibly.
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Something is gonna come out. Someone from Theta Delta Chi or anywhere else he’s up to his sex pest shit is going to drop receipts after figuring out he has an internet career.
 
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ubegirlie said:
Something is gonna come out. Someone from Theta Delta Chi or anywhere else he’s up to his sex pest shit is going to drop receipts after figuring out he has an internet career.
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Sex pest allegations are boring and usually not funny. I mean, he's already a confirmed literal child rapist and it doesn't seem to really matter to anyone. A Spiderman group of pedos pointing out the "real" pedo isn't good content and it bothers me that so many people think it is.
 
Berrakh said:
This is because Hasan thinks anyone else should be banned. Spoiled kid who thinks equal treatment is still unfair.
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The funny thing is, Asmongold makes sure that he stays on the right side of the rules and TOS of Twitch, often having to stop himself saying what he really thinks, because he knows that the second he even skirts the line they will come down on him like Jim Sterling at a free buffet. Piker meanwhile can get away with flagrantly breaking the rules.
 
UnfOrtuNatE BaskEtt said:
On Leg Day...Hasan skips.
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Then explain this?!?

Also, a clip that I don't think I've seen before showed up in the related videos, so I'll post it here even though it's old
There's also a kind of prescient moment when the third guy says that working a day job is soul-crushing since Hasan famously said that streaming is more soul-crushing
 
Noble Redditor said:
Sex pest allegations are boring and usually not funny. I mean, he's already a confirmed literal child rapist and it doesn't seem to really matter to anyone. A Spiderman group of pedos pointing out the "real" pedo isn't good content and it bothers me that so many people think it is.
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It’s not about whether or not he’s a child rapist. Everyone paying attention already knows. Everyone knew with Destiny, everyone knew with Figtree.

Hasan still his massive following of teenage therapists when he spergs out. When they turn on him, he’ll cow out.
 
ubegirlie said:
It’s not about whether or not he’s a child rapist. Everyone paying attention already knows. Everyone knew with Destiny, everyone knew with Figtree.

Hasan still his massive following of teenage therapists when he spergs out. When they turn on him, he’ll cow out.
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How any teen would fawn over this man is truly baffling. Then again the teen mind is contradictory in nature
 
Levitcus prime24 said:
How any teen would fawn over this man is truly baffling. Then again the teen mind is contradictory in nature
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I do think pics with his tiny head are helpful. They’re so comical and perfect. Not only is it correctly implying he’s brainlet, it does just make him look weird. Even if they know nothing about steroids something is just off, and fake, about him.
 
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