💰 Grifter Hasan Piker / HasanAbi - Young Turk, Twitch Streamer, Stunlocked Brogressive, Cenk's Nephew, only a socialist for the money, abuses his dog by shocking it, Rutgers sex pest

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He should go to Somalia
Let's fund it! :story:
the story to get people to hate Somalis
Normal people have been doing that already. So glad that this particular breed of subhuman hasn't got a foothold in my country (yet). They're as subhuman as afghanis, literally incompatible with modern society.
To me his face always looked a bit special needs, like he always has this kind of dumb look
e.g. turkish
 
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I swear to god the only reasons republicans started winning so hard is cause of leftists propping up these retards and their retarded “nigger doing evil thing? Defend nigger at all costs and attack other side” bullshit, causing normies who wouldn’t normally vote or blindly voted blue before to go “wtf? Nah”
The double-edged sword of the Left having a stranglehold over social media and other large internet platforms is that it lead to Leftists overexposing themselves even it resulted in the complete smothering of the right-wing. It had them thinking they had the backing of the general public on their most lunatic positions because they had zero pushback online. Once their crazy internet ideas (trans kids) started to get put into practice, the push back was immediate and severe.
 
Wake me up when he gets sent too a black site for literally interviewing a houthi member in post 9/11 America
In microcosm Hasan’s career only makes sense when you realize everyone else was censored. And that his brand is for people who have an extraordinarily low resolution perspective on politics (money bad, America bad, Republicans evil, etc).

Same with how he’ll never get punished for having a Houthi. Just a run of impunity.
 
In microcosm Hasan’s career only makes sense when you realize everyone else was censored. And that his brand is for people who have an extraordinarily low resolution perspective on politics (money bad, America bad, Republicans evil, etc).

Same with how he’ll never get punished for having a Houthi. Just a run of impunity.
His family is very rich correct ?? Perhaps why. Same reason gulf donos for AQ and ISIS aren't regularly sniped by the SAD (or why we invaded Afghanistan instead of Saudi Arabia in 2001)
 
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His target audience are little girls that goons to him all day and gross slags (that goons to him all day) so it checks out. I still don't get why he's so popular.
Yeah, he's a leftoid that's not a slovenly unkempt mess, okay? Why does each puff piece polishing his nuts must mention how allegedly good looking and masculine he is? When compared to utter grotesque goblins like Vaush and desTINY, of course he's the better looking one.
He's not the most despicable cow on this site but he's easily one of the most annoyingly undeservingly smug ones.

Okay but *I* personally think he is an ugly Turkroach with a weird small head.

HE IS UGLY AND I WOULD NOT HAVE SEX WITH HIM.
 
Ive been reading a couple normie outlets that normally dunk on trump and even some acknowledge the fraud happening and its bad but still find a way to blame Trump for it. Who would've thought that nobody gives a shit about Somalians, atleast some people can think of other africans from other countries positively because they met a professional or two who was seemingly a good person, but does anyone associate Somalia with anything other than rampant piracy/terrorism and Blackhawk Down\Mogadishu?
 
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“It does not go well” because two blue tick slop accounts whined about him

Wow how will piker ever come back from this
Oh yeah I'm sure tens of thousands of people calling him a retard and laughing at him while being ratio'd into oblivion doesn't affect his ego at all. Hasan is well known for his level-headed acceptance of criticism and totally doesn't put an unhealthy amount of self worth into his image.

Someone will be sure to notify you when something besides social media backlash happens to Hasan for things he does on social media.
 
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This may be the best seethe session yet from our favorite roach. Hasan asserts that asmongold is now king of twitch and "has twitch by the balls" and blames what he calls sloptubers for allowing it to happen“All the power he claims I have, he has..but bc of legion of sycophantic centrist sloptubers won’t call it out..no one knows”

No motion Hasan?


Transcript by Grok

"The difference, of course, is that he is ironically enough everything that he claims that I have. Like all the power that he claims I have, he literally has. But because the legion of fucking sycophantic centrist slop tubers will never actually call it out, no one actually knows. No one actually sees this. No one actually knows about it. No one actually cares about it. He just straight up gets to do literal calls to action, demand stability, demand harm to not only just like regular people but law enforcement officers as well. And there's never any big movements on Twitter to be like, we gotta get this guy banned as an Azmin fan. Scare the streamer may get banned and want you to stop talking about it. Their streamers not getting banned. Don't worry chatter, Azmengold has Twitch by the fucking balls because the moment that he gets banned will be a major reckoning, okay? Every single fucking right wing group is gonna be primed to say Twitch is so incredibly fucking biased as they did last time when he got banned last time. Every single person was like, Hasan is still streaming on the platform. Anytime a random fucking VTuber gets banned, they talk about me. I don't even understand what the fuck I have to do with random VTubers like as though I have any control over who gets banned and who doesn't on this fucking platform. But yes, the moment Azmengold gets banned for any number of different things that he said about the Somalis, JD Vance is gonna tweet about it. Everyone is going to be up Twitch's asshole talking about how Twitch actually shows favoritism to Hasan, uh, to dangerous communist socialist terrorists that are anti-semitic, blah blah blah, all this shit. And Twitch knows it too. They will 100% do a mass propaganda manufactured hysteria campaign to say, in spite of the glaringly obvious terms-of-service violations that Azmengold has committed over and over again with regular frequency pretty much on a damn near daily basis, you know, fomenting violence, fomenting hatred, violating every single fucking terms of service, uh, that exists, terms-of-service rules that exist. The moment he gets banned, every single person like the vice president will be talking about how Twitch is biased in the direction of anti-semitic communist terrorists. He gets visibly frustrated when you cover him and that's why he wants his fans to just say you're obsessed so you can stop covering him. Yeah, I'm not gonna stop covering him. The more if he keeps saying dumb shit like this, then I'm not gonna stop covering him. If he stops saying dumb shit, if he stops saying violent shit, if he stops, uh, fomenting hatred towards random people and stuff like that, then yeah, I'll stop covering him."

>He gets visibly frustrated when you cover him
 
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This may be the best seethe session yet from our favorite roach. Hasan asserts that asmongold is now king of twitch and "has twitch by the balls" and blames what he calls sloptubers for allowing it to happen“All the power he claims I have, he has..but bc of legion of sycophantic centrist sloptubers won’t call it out..no one knows”
Huge confession through projection crashout. Really trying to secure LOTY at the last minute I guess.
 
Hasan asserts that asmongold is now king of twitch and "has twitch by the balls" and blames what he calls sloptubers for allowing it to happen“All the power he claims I have, he has..but bc of legion of sycophantic centrist sloptubers won’t call it out..no one knows”
Reminder that Asmongold is literally Hasan's landlord at this point.

Hasan: "I never talk about Asmongold I haven't in months"

Hasan:

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This somali daycare shit is insane, Hasan is trying soooo hard to win LOTY. Honestly if he fucks up and gets his twitch banned/deplatformed in January we should give him LOTY retroactively.
 
When Kai Cenat caused a riot by lying about offering free PS5 consoles on a random street corner leading to rioters destroying a black man's small business, Hasan was smugly laughing at the dude as he was crying on the local news about his life being destroyed. Downplayed the whole thing and mocked the poor guy who had lost everything.

But while that completely unwarranted destruction was an endless supply of giggles for Hasan, this dude exposing millions of dollars of obvious government corruption needs to be character assassinated at all costs. We're not too far off from Hasan smearing the dude as a pedophile at this rate (if he didn't already and I just missed it).

I know I'm preaching to the choir, but it's so distressing knowing that such a plainly evil person is worshiped like he's the modern day Mohammad.
There's about a million reasons people like Cenk's nephew are borderline retarded and have a statistically baffling tendency to be on the wrong side of things, but a big part of it nobody seems to mention is that in order to be consistent in your worldview and ideology, you have to have a foundation. An unshakable foundation can only be built via real-world experience. You cannot build a moral foundation on the internet, you just can't. It's too inconsistent, too much conflicting information, too confusing. Any ideology formed by the terminally online is destined to be schizophrenic at worst and illogical at best.

Yet we have an entire generation of "political commentators" who's entire depth of knowledge came from shitposts on Xitter. They have opinions on niggers, but they've never met a nigger or had to live next to a nigger. They have opinions on women, but they've either never spoken to one or their sole experiences have been date-raping them. They have opinions on the housing crisis, but they've never known anyone personally who wasn't financially well off like themselves. They have opinions on labor laws, despite avoiding actual labor like a c-section baby. They have opinions on religion, but they've never been to a church. They have opinions on war, but the only war they've ever seen was iDubbbz quivering boipussy vs. Anita's unearthly strap-on. They have opinions on veterans, but the only vet they spoke to was a veterinarian who told him to stop shocking his dog.

When you ask them why they think something, they'll either act like it's painfully obvious and you're dumb for even asking, or they'll point to a tweet someone made that is now the basis of their entire personality. If you ask the person who made that tweet why they made it, they point to someone else's tweet that inspired them. It's a retarded faggot dragon eating it's own tail. Where does it begin? Where does it end? Where the fuck does the real world experience come in? Does it ever? No. So don't seek opinions about the world from people who hide away from it in their bedrooms. Yet people do. And I agree, it's distressing that these freaks get as much attention as they do. And it's because their viewerbase, just like themselves, do not inhabit the real world.
 
I saw a headline that would trigger the fuck out of Hasan
Three countries that he wants to stop existing, all interconnected by their desire to not be raped by Arabs or communists

Somalians absolutely run organized welfare scams, not just in Minnesota but I would imagine in every place where there's enough of them. There was an integrated Somali woman that spoke up about this during a political rally in Oslo maybe 15 years ago and she was viciously gang beaten in the street, in broad daylight, by fellow Somalis. The rest of the Somali community thought it served her right for talking shit.
Ilhan Omar went off in a speech in Somali last month about how the community needs to shun Somalis who tell outsiders about what goes on in their community
 
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