💰 Grifter Hasan Piker / HasanAbi - Young Turk, Twitch Streamer, Stunlocked Brogressive, Cenk's Nephew, only a socialist for the money, abuses his dog by shocking it, Rutgers sex pest

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Hasan wants Drew Pavlou (an australian gay attention whore, anti-china activist and retard) to be jailed.
It seems Hasan is sucking China's cock now that the ceasefire between Israel and Hamas is stabilizing.

Source: Throwaway233
 
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Hasan wants Drew Pavlou (an austrilian gay attention whore, anti-china activist and retard) to be jailed.
It seems Hasan is sucking China's cock now that the ceasefire between Israel and Hamas is stabilizing.
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Source: Throwaway233
Hasan has such severe tics or is autistic about his streaming body language, I'm not sure I've seen him ever look at the camera while livestreaming for more than 2 seconds
 
Hasan has such severe tics or is autistic about his streaming body language, I'm not sure I've seen him ever look at the camera while livestreaming for more than 2 seconds
It's a sign he's afraid to make eye contact. Which is an indicator of either being autistic or a severe case of being a pussy.
Personally given how tough he acts on stream but comes off as awkward and meek when around actual people I think he's moreso the latter. The lad in Ireland, the Chinese lady at that award show, that one time he was asked about Sam Hyde, he always looks like he's a moment away from crying and shitting his pants. He's clearly terrified of IRL people.
 
It's a sign he's afraid to make eye contact. Which is an indicator of either being autistic or a severe case of being a pussy.
Personally given how tough he acts on stream but comes off as awkward and meek when around actual people I think he's moreso the latter. The lad in Ireland, the Chinese lady at that award show, that one time he was asked about Sam Hyde, he always looks like he's a moment away from crying and shitting his pants. He's clearly terrified of IRL people.
Like any man, I believe that I would win a fight against most other men. But even a cuck like iDubbbz, I recognize that there is a chance that he could land a decent blow against me. Same with most male lolcows, I think I could beat them, but I don't think that it would be an effortless one-sided beatdown by me and 2 or 3 of them would kick my ass.

Despite being taller than me and going to the gym every day, I genuinely can't even imagine Hasan being remotely effective in a fight. I think I could kick his ass and then 20 more of him and the biggest risk I would face is tripping.

This isn't a scientifically based assessment, but in the lolcow combat rankings I put him closer to Cyrax than Sam Hyde.
 
It's a sign he's afraid to make eye contact. Which is an indicator of either being autistic or a severe case of being a pussy.
The second. Reformed fat-boy but he probably was used to being bullied in his chunky years. Hasan definite has no bite to his bark. He barks a lot though.
 
Hasan wants Drew Pavlou (an austrilian gay attention whore, anti-china activist and retard) to be jailed.
It seems Hasan is sucking China's cock now that the ceasefire between Israel and Hamas is stabilizing.
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Source: Throwaway233
> Drew Pavlou should be in jail because he's a nuisance, a vibe terrorist
> Don't really know why he's not in jail right now
> As long as chinese embassy bomber Drew Pavlou is not in jail, I will not believe in the australian justice system

What the fuck is this faggot talking about? What "chinese embassy bombing" was Drew Pavlou part of?
Also, jailing someone for being a nuisance or a "vibe terrorist" should apply just as much if not more to Hasan himself. I have no real idea about Drew Pavlou (other than he's probably a jew or something?), but thus far, I have not heard a single thing about him that is as bad or worse than A SINGLE THING Hasan has done.

Then again, wanting people jailed for being a nuisance or vibes shows that Hasan is the most Chinese Turk I've ever seen. And yes, that includes the Uighyrs and other Turkic chinese that may exist.
 
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I do wonder what was he thinking when he saw that the presenter was a Chinese woman. Was he praying that she would not notice? That she would be a fan? That she would ignore it? Did he brace for impact? Did he zone out? "Hello Darkness, my old friend."
Leftists don't like the global south, they like the IMAGE of the global south they have in their head. Hasan believes that every global southerner has hardocore anti-western ideas such has him so it has to be like that irl no ?
He believes that every chinese is a hardcore maoist that prays to chairman Mao everynight before going to sleep so they should like seeing someone cosplay as his hero no ?
Is the same situation as the Iranian taxi driver. He was Iranian so that means he has to be a hardcore anti-zionist muslim that supports his governement and prays for his sister and brothers that are suffering in Gaza no ?
But he daydream so much and to such a level that when his little bubble exploses he has a hard time going back to reality.
 
Leftists don't like the global south, they like the IMAGE of the global south they have in their head. Hasan believes that every global southerner has hardocore anti-western ideas such has him so it has to be like that irl no ?
He believes that every chinese is a hardcore maoist that prays to chairman Mao everynight before going to sleep so they should like seeing someone cosplay as his hero no ?
Is the same situation as the Iranian taxi driver. He was Iranian so that means he has to be a hardcore anti-zionist muslim that supports his governement and prays for his sister and brothers that are suffering in Gaza no ?
But he daydream so much and to such a level that when his little bubble exploses he has a hard time going back to reality.
Hasan has too much self-awareness to be like the rest of the leftists. Not enough to not dress like Mao but enough to know that many Chinese would not like his get-up. He probably hoped that he would not be called out. You know, award shows tend to lean left so he assumed that whatever Chinese woman would be there would be on the left or would not have the power to call him out. He bet wrong.

However, make no mistake, Hasan does not believe in anything. He does not believe in God, devil, political party, himself or humanity as a whole. It is all a grift to him. There are people who get up in the stage and believe every word. And then, there is Hasan. Hasan believes in nothing. He likes the attention. He likes the praise. He is a little fat kid that found what people like and he repeats it because he likes how it feels to be adored. There is not a genuine bone in his body. Barbie dolls made of actual plastic and are custom-ordered to look like they have breast implants, butt surgery, liposuction and Botox are more real than him. You have not seen the real Hasan. It has been years since Hasan saw the real Hasan. That man is a Ken doll that pretends to be a human. He does not believe in Communism, he just likes the accolades and chicks that pretending to believe in Communism gets him.

Hasan is not for anyone or anything. However, what he is begins to crack down. Do you think someone gave him a Sonichu Medallion? Hopefully someone has or will. THAT would be Television!
 
The second. Reformed fat-boy but he probably was used to being bullied in his chunky years. Hasan definite has no bite to his bark. He barks a lot though.

Agreed with this. It reminds me of my two dogs. A 115Lbs German Shepherd, a huge and above sized German., and a 7Lbs Pomeranian. The German shepherd is more than happy to meet, greet, play, and respect boundaries and protect his boundaries. The Pomeranian wants to rip out of her harness and take on 3 beefy pitbulls who are clearly aggressive in the situation, but would cower and become a snack the moment she got within biting distance.

He's like my Pomeranian. All bark until it's face to face.
 
Hasan wants Drew Pavlou (an australian gay attention whore, anti-china activist and retard) to be jailed.
It seems Hasan is sucking China's cock now that the ceasefire between Israel and Hamas is stabilizing.
Hasan is and always has been a tankie with no ability to think about politics at an advanced level; he functions under the assumption that nations are either always good or always bad and whenever a "good" nation does something bad, there just has to be a way to explain it away or flat out create a double standard when both the "good" and "bad" nations do the same thing. He will never admit to this because it makes him look like an even more monumental retard but it shows that his entire political ideology is emotionally based and akin to picking a sports team rather than performing any serious analysis.
The second. Reformed fat-boy but he probably was used to being bullied in his chunky years. Hasan definite has no bite to his bark. He barks a lot though.
He likely does have some form of autism alongside it given his horrible social skills and poor emotional regulation.
 
Hasan mentioned the Kino Casino:
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>What the fuck is _______?
>wait whaaat
>i don't even know who that is
>Aren't those guys who said / did / like __________?
>fake chuckle
>ethan klein / destiny / asmon / israel
>now they attack me?

Why is every single time chat brings a name Hasan follows this exact same flowchart, it's almost uncanny
 
>What the fuck is _______?
>wait whaaat
>i don't even know who that is
>Aren't those guys who said / did / like __________?
>fake chuckle
>ethan klein / destiny / asmon / israel
>now they attack me?

Why is every single time chat brings a name Hasan follows this exact same flowchart, it's almost uncanny
It really bares mentioning, Hasan is very dumb, but has been surrounded by political maneuvering and media shenanigans his entire life, so he's picked up a very basic repertoire of rhetorical tactics that he uses in almost every situation. They are very effective on idiots, but he is unable to improvise or adapt these tactics to new situations (or even enough to make it less obvious).
I suspect that he actually practices these in front of a mirror.
 
Hasan publicly laments for 3 minutes that big content creators aren't making videos sweeping for him and his harem, asserts it's because they're afraid of Ethan Klein, Asmongold and the livestream fails subreddit (a subreddit that Hasan has an inside tranny mod deleting some of his embarrassing clips)



Idk nigga have you ever considered maybe they don't like you or think alot of what Hasan + co do is cringe and morally dubious? Why don't you break into your scrooge roach vault and pay a big content creator like your agency does with your other puff pieces ?
 
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Hasan publicly laments for 3 minutes that big content creators aren't making videos sweeping for him and his harem, asserts it's because they're afraid of Ethan Klein, Asmongold and the livestream fails subreddit (a subreddit that Hasan has an inside tranny mod deleting some of his embarrassing clips)

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Idk nigga have you ever considered maybe they don't like you or think alot of what Hasan + co do is cringe and morally dubious? Why don't you break into your scrooge roach vault and pay a big content creator like your agency does with your other puff pieces ?
Dude went from being the fat kid with money that couldn’t even buy friends, to a Turkroach mouthpiece that gets paid to parrot RightThink while surrounded by fawning fan girls and sycophantic yes-men.

Expecting self-reflection from Hasan any deeper than “IS MY HAIR THINNING?!” is simply asking too much of him.
 
>What the fuck is _______?
>wait whaaat
>i don't even know who that is
>Aren't those guys who said / did / like __________?
>fake chuckle
>ethan klein / destiny / asmon / israel
>now they attack me?

Why is every single time chat brings a name Hasan follows this exact same flowchart, it's almost uncanny
Just have to add in an extraordinarily effeminate West coast vocal fry and drawl and you're perfect.
 
Hasan publicly laments for 3 minutes that big content creators aren't making videos sweeping for him and his harem, asserts it's because they're afraid of Ethan Klein, Asmongold and the livestream fails subreddit (a subreddit that Hasan has an inside tranny mod deleting some of his embarrassing clips)
There are two reasons why people side with Asmongold/H3/whoever over Hasan:

1) Hasan is more evil than those he fights against and no one wants the anti-terrorism squad on their doorstep once everything goes down.

2) Hasan does not fight for others. If I were to start a fight against Hasan and his fanbase attacked me, Asmongold and his fans would come to my defense. If I were to start a fight against Asmongold and his fanbase attacked me, Hasan would do nothing and barely anyone of his fans would defend me.

All in all, siding with Hasan has only downsides.

Idk nigga have you ever considered maybe they don't like you or think alot of what Hasan + co do is cringe and morally dubious? Why don't you break into your scrooge roach vault and pay a big content creator like your agency does with your other puff pieces ?
He is lazy and cheap.
 
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