💰 Grifter Hasan Piker / HasanAbi - Young Turk, Twitch Streamer, Stunlocked Brogressive, Cenk's Nephew, only a socialist for the money, abuses his dog by shocking it, Rutgers sex pest

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It's a little deranged to frame collargate as a few conspiranoid losers trying to make cool guy hasan scowl, when
1. The entire internet outside the Hasan fan club believes he shocked his dog, even many of his longtime subs believe he did it
2. He and his proxies need to constantly relitigate this controversy while also trying to 'own' the memes and pretend (and fail) like it doesn't bother him
3. It was 2 months ago and it's necessary to mention Kaya everytime his name appears

I'm not sure what the Hasan party wants? To 1984 him abusing his dog? He is essentially famous for it now.
 
Herpes is Brat said:
It's a little deranged to frame collargate as a few conspiranoid losers trying to make cool guy hasan scowl, when
1. The entire internet outside the Hasan fan club believes he shocked his dog, even many of his longtime subs believe he did it
2. He and his proxies need to constantly relitigate this controversy while also trying to 'own' the memes and pretend (and fail) like it doesn't bother him
3. It was 2 months ago and it's necessary to mention Kaya everytime his name appears

I'm not sure what the Hasan party wants? To 1984 him abusing his dog? He is essentially famous for it now.
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Yes but he said "oh my gooooood just move ooooooon" in a lisping uptalk so legally everyone has to just get over it. That's the rules.
 
Lasagna4Dead said:
changed my mind but he comes off sounding like a white women in this clip and doesnt threaten him
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his voice goes really high pitch and then hes just like erm hes just a nazi failed comedian chud, as soon as he motions to touch him just just inches back lmfao
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Sam Hyde code word activated hasanabi’s secret agent bitch
 
Herpes is Brat said:
Maybe the most insane and divorced from reality puff piece has been dropped yet

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Presenting the Collargate saga as Kaya simply clipping her foot while Hasan was “reaching for a can” of Zyn (and not putting it in his mouth apparently)

“They also hate the fact that Piker - tall, muscular, fashionable and handsome - is far too alpha to fit lefty stereotypes”

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Are you a bad enough dude to whine about asmongold?
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“fashionable” is such a self report lmao
 
"He has not been afraid to leverage his henchness in shirtless, sometimes even trouser-less, magazine photoshoots or selfies on his socials, generating articles such as "30 sexy pics of Hasan Piker" that prove the only thing that is hotter, than his takes is his bod. He’s regularly called things such as “the Joe Rogan of the left” (yawn), or “the AOC of Twitch” or a “himbo gateway drug to leftist thought”, none of which quite captures him." - Damn this is hilariously gay.

How can you take Hasan seriously after such a gay, over-the-top puff piece?

Here is the full article: https://www.theguardian.com/us-news...came-one-of-the-biggest-voices-on-the-us-left
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TL;DR: Hasan wants to let know to his haters: "he is not not seething about zapping Kaya on a live stream"
 
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Adr1anD said:
"Pike" is a type of fish. Exists in America too.
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It's also a weapon, like a spear

Drama Trauma said:
How can you take Hasan seriously after such a gay, over-the-top puff piece?
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Jesus H Christ, that article is just one balding fag running interference for another balding fag. I wonder which person his uncle Chunk Yogurt called to get that Guardian rag to glaze the turkroach's tiny pee-pee?
 
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AnthonyLoggerhead said:
Don't do jewentes like that. At least that Mexican faggot is consistent about his beliefs
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Only thing that guy is consistent about is the Jewsperging.
The Fuck's Going On Here said:
The problem is when payment processors and the like suddenly decided porn=bad
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Wasn't that because kids were spreading CP of themselves and Tumblr didn't do anything about it until they got forced to take the nuclear option?
 
Herpes is Brat said:
Maybe the most insane and divorced from reality puff piece has been dropped yet

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Presenting the Collargate saga as Kaya simply clipping her foot while Hasan was “reaching for a can” of Zyn (and not putting it in his mouth apparently)

“They also hate the fact that Piker - tall, muscular, fashionable and handsome - is far too alpha to fit lefty stereotypes”

:lol:
Are you a bad enough dude to whine about asmongold?
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There is less pathetic ways to try and fuck a dude, this ain't it. Someone should tell that to whomever wrote this.
Herpes is Brat said:
It's a little deranged to frame collargate as a few conspiranoid losers trying to make cool guy hasan scowl, when
1. The entire internet outside the Hasan fan club believes he shocked his dog, even many of his longtime subs believe he did it
2. He and his proxies need to constantly relitigate this controversy while also trying to 'own' the memes and pretend (and fail) like it doesn't bother him
3. It was 2 months ago and it's necessary to mention Kaya everytime his name appears

I'm not sure what the Hasan party wants? To 1984 him abusing his dog? He is essentially famous for it now.
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Deranged or not, he has the money so he can try and make it happen. It won't work, but he can get the media to kiss his ass and pretend he is not an animal abuser whenever they suck his cock.
 
Hasan tried multistreaming to BiliBili only for the stream to get taken down due to government censorship lol.

 
I swear, non-Angelinos really don’t understand how fucking gay West Hollywood is. It’s a separate city with rainbow sidewalks and one of the most popular vacation spots for fags in the world. You walk down the street at 3pm on a Tuesday and see roided up fags dancing in thongs in the bars and groups of trannies on every block smoking weed or meth.
Free STD tests on the street every night of the week.
The only straight people who live there by choice are Russian jews who fled to the east side of town generations ago, before it became its own city.

Wonder why Hasan chose there, of all places, to spend a couple million on a townhouse

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Morrowind: GOTY Edition said:
Hasan tried multistreaming to BiliBili only for the stream to get taken down due to government censorship lol.
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Twitch stream buffers: "THIS IS WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT WITH THIS IS WHY AMERICA SUCKS" *shocks dog*

CCP shuts down stream: "oh I guess I'll have to take chat of the screen, oh I guess I won't browse twitter on stream"
 
Drama Trauma said:
"He has not been afraid to leverage his henchness in shirtless, sometimes even trouser-less, magazine photoshoots or selfies on his socials, generating articles such as "30 sexy pics of Hasan Piker" that prove the only thing that is hotter, than his takes is his bod. He’s regularly called things such as “the Joe Rogan of the left” (yawn), or “the AOC of Twitch” or a “himbo gateway drug to leftist thought”, none of which quite captures him." - Damn this is hilariously gay.

How can you take Hasan seriously after such a gay, over-the-top puff piece?

Here is the full article: https://www.theguardian.com/us-news...came-one-of-the-biggest-voices-on-the-us-left
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TL;DR: Hasan wants to let know to his haters: "he is not not seething about zapping Kaya on a live stream"
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Here's the archive of the article in case something happens that they have to delete it. https://archive.is/wip/rIE8P
 
Herpes is Brat said:
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”I love when my enemies hate me" right off the bat, Hasan lies.

He had a meltdown on Discord when his viewership was declining two years ago.

He had a meltdown when he was accused of being a terrorist supporter.

He had a meltdown when he was debating his podcast partner turned archenemy Ethan Klein.

He had a meltdown when not even an enemy, but an actual subscriber of many years, asked him to talk about Sudan.

He had not one, but multiple meltdowns when he was caught abusing his dog on October 7th and was criticized for it.

He had a meltdown after that guy in Ireland trolled him IRL and humiliated him.

Etc, and in addition to the numerous meltdowns he's had online, he's likely had a shit ton of meltdowns in private that nobody except his poor dog knows about.

Hasan lies. He hates when his enemies hate him, and he also hates when his fans don't orbit him enough for his tastes.
 
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