💰 Grifter Hasan Piker / HasanAbi - Young Turk, Twitch Streamer, Stunlocked Brogressive, Cenk's Nephew, only a socialist for the money, abuses his dog by shocking it, Rutgers sex pest

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Classic lolcow shit. He got pranked, then tried to reset the narrative despite it being on camera.

I'm 🌈 that 2026 will be a terrible year for him, but a :lol: year for us. May the milk flow like wine.
 
is the sharty still around? this seems like the kind of thing those whippersnappers would enjoy turning into an IRL game. I'm shocked honestly that more people havent hassled him IRL since he always has the camera rolling and has sperged out every time he has gotten pressed, like by the little asian guy at twitch con who asked if he will fight same hyde.
 
That boomer retard, whoever he was, was the cherry on top of the shit sundae this turkroach publicly ate.
My guess is a people before profit TD they've been a stain on Irish politics since the recession. They're the biggest socialist party in Ireland and generally get votes from student leftists and clueless boomers who hear on of their people being interviewed on the radio decrying the current government look and the party name and don't realize they're voting for a socialist party.
 
That guy looks at least 5'10, I guess we are just calling anyone a manlet these days lol.
t. 4'22" manlet
I'll keep it real simple; If I can see the top of your head; you are not a man or woman. You're a giant midget on your best of days.
6'0+ is godlike, a real Man/Woman, a vanguard in the eyes of those around them, cut from the cloth of pure aesthetic
5'8-5'11.9 is shameful and gay. Manlet/Womanlet, stupid, dumbass, fuckin' losers. Lol. The common height of criminals and serial puppykickers
4'11-5'7.9 is not even human. A missing link homunculus. Basically a pokemon, you can just capture them and take them home. Use them for free labor.
3'0-4'10.9 is a midget/pygmy. Absolutely hilarious. Good for chuckin'n'huckin. Tie two of them together for hobbitchucks. WARNING: If you lose a fight to one, you become one.

Edit: I'm getting a lot of dislikes...Come at me, shorties!! I'll take you all on!

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Also side note, why does Hasan always make himself look as unenthusiastic as possible when posing for pictures? It's like he actively tries to make himself look like those pictures of celebrities where someone obviously caught them off-guard at a gas station at 3 AM and they just look vaguely confused or annoyed.
It's a fashion thing, it's like how models have absolutely no facial expression on the catwalk. In that case it's to avoid distracting from the clothes but sometimes you'll notice other celebrities pick up on it and it tends to be a narcissistic aversion to ever looking "weird" and wanting to be perceived as a cool and serious figure. Kanye West does the same thing, never smiles or anything in photos.
 
I'll keep it real simple; If I can see the top of your head; you are not a man or woman. You're a large giant midget on your best of days.
6'0+ is godlike, a real Man/Woman, a vanguard in the eyes of those around them, cut from the cloth of pure aesthetic
5'8-5'11.9 is shameful and gay. Manlet/Womanlet, stupid, dumbass, fuckin' losers.
4'11-5'7.9 is not even human. Basically a pokemon, you can just capture them and take them home
3'0-4'10.9 is a midget/pygmy. Absolutely hilarious. WARNING: If you lose a fight to one, you become one.
You consider 6’ to be a proper height and you can’t see the top of their head? Manlet alert!
 
Hasan was in Ireland recently, while live streaming some "fan" went there to him for a picture and subtly showed up a meme of Kaya getting shocked by him (Hasan):
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Based anticolonial catholic gaelic warrior DESTROYS the decadent and blasphemous Ottoman.
Hasans treatment of his underlings is the perfect summation of why Lefties fail, it's pure Slave Morality power politics Skaven hierarchy shit
Skaven are the perfect analogy for leftists, repulsives beings which are know for being liars, cowards and always plotting behind everyones back, they don't respect in the sligthiest the concept of loyalty. They seem united but they love to stab his peers in the back at the slighest opportunity. the main difference between Skaven and leftist is the firsts are at least open and proud about it and leftist unlike Skaven are unfortunaltey real.
The King of Roaches is right. How are these two things even comparable?
He is a sandnigger, sandniggers are just a low iq version of kikes so they believe to be superoir beings and unbothering or simply negate them anything is seen as an offense equivalent to rape or murder
 
Hasan has another cry sesh about Ethan Klein and the jews over him getting trolled in the streets.


Transcript by grok

Hasan: Bro, you literally posted a video of me getting stream-sniped in another country and you’re laughing about it. You’re literally encouraging people to do this to me. You’re literally giving them the blueprint. “Hey guys, if you see Hasan in public, go up and scream at him and I’ll post it and we’ll all laugh.” You would lose your fucking mind if I ever posted a video of someone coming up to you in public screaming “Ethan, why’d you feed your dog vegan food?” or “Ethan, why are you a Zionist?” or any of the other shit that you’ve done that people are mad at you about. You would call that person a psycho, you would say I’m encouraging harassment, you would say I’m siccing my audience on you, you would say every single thing that I’m saying right now, but when it’s you doing it to me it’s funny, it’s “just a prank,” it’s “he deserves it.” You are such a fucking hypocrite, Ethan. You are literally normalizing people coming up to me in public and harassing me, and you’re laughing about it because it’s happening to me and not you. You’re a clown.
 
I find funny that 2 or 3 days ago Hasan was upset that he was being called "The Nick Fuentes of the left" and how it hurts his brand and his attempts and networking. then he would spend the next days attacking ethan for "Israel style behavior" (i don't think he would ever call destiny or asmongold for that one).

And i must say, Hasan must have some kind of psychosis or JDS (Jew Deranged Syndrome) because i don't know what drives a sane person to think "A guy on the street trolled me? I MUST MAKE THIS ABOUT THE JEWS."

I BET IF THIS HAPPENED TO ETHAN HE WOULD BE MAD. *fake laugh*. I BET HE WOULD, UNLIKE ME *fake chuckle*. HE WOULD SCREAM AT THEM *fake laugh*. IF ANYTHING IT WAS THE JEW WHO CAUSED THIS. IT WAS HIS FAULT!
 
Classic lolcow shit. He got pranked, then tried to reset the narrative despite it being on camera.

I'm 🌈 that 2026 will be a terrible year for him, but a :lol: year for us. May the milk flow like wine.
Correct me if I'm wrong but ain't this guy well known for literally getting into controversy after controversy? Like literally no breaks in between old news and new news?
 
Hasan has another cry sesh about Ethan Klein and the jews over him getting trolled in the streets.

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Transcript by grok

Hasan: Bro, you literally posted a video of me getting stream-sniped in another country and you’re laughing about it. You’re literally encouraging people to do this to me. You’re literally giving them the blueprint. “Hey guys, if you see Hasan in public, go up and scream at him and I’ll post it and we’ll all laugh.” You would lose your fucking mind if I ever posted a video of someone coming up to you in public screaming “Ethan, why’d you feed your dog vegan food?” or “Ethan, why are you a Zionist?” or any of the other shit that you’ve done that people are mad at you about. You would call that person a psycho, you would say I’m encouraging harassment, you would say I’m siccing my audience on you, you would say every single thing that I’m saying right now, but when it’s you doing it to me it’s funny, it’s “just a prank,” it’s “he deserves it.” You are such a fucking hypocrite, Ethan. You are literally normalizing people coming up to me in public and harassing me, and you’re laughing about it because it’s happening to me and not you. You’re a clown.
Hamas Pikshit seems to forget that Ethan have gotten skulls send to him, CPS and more shit.
 
I have 9 minutes of him talking about how all his haters addresses are on the internet and how they're going to get raped like him someday, but it's refusing to upload at the moment. Needless to say this is biggest meltdown I have ever seen from our subject, I can only speculate if the guy who photo bombed him was an actual fan ribbing him or a detractor surprised he took it well (until he saw Hasan meltdown later lmao).

There is nothing inappropriate about what the photo bomb guy did at all they both politely and cordially went about it and it would have made Hasan look like a cool guy if the roach didn't throw this bitch fit. He had a printout of a meme Hasan has posted 5 times himself!

Edit: finally got the vid to load

 
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