💰 Grifter Hasan Piker / HasanAbi - Young Turk, Twitch Streamer, Stunlocked Brogressive, Cenk's Nephew, only a socialist for the money, abuses his dog by shocking it, Rutgers sex pest

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Wtf this is not it works... its supposed to be the Paki who has a one-sided simpering for the Turk. Not the other way around!
 
I remember Hasan used to claim he was a recovering alcoholic.

He has been openly drinking on his streams a lot lately. He was completely wasted on the NY Mayor stream if anyone wants to look for clips of embarrassing behavior.
 
Surfin Terf said:
I was getting around to deleting old tabs in my phone browser and I found this delusional thread (x)
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I love how it starts with "Other than some body dysmorphia..."

Nigga is so insecure about his own flesh that his broken brain has to escape reality by deluding itself into alternate dimensions.
 
trolol said:
I remember Hasan used to claim he was a recovering alcoholic.

He has been openly drinking on his streams a lot lately. He was completely wasted on the NY Mayor stream if anyone wants to look for clips of embarrassing behavior.
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Cluster B retards abuse substances to the max(luna slater example), they really hate feeling not good emotionally, they don't even want to manage their feelings, they like being on constant high of "feel good".
So, they will stsrt drinking and snorting cocaine to feel good no matter what.
 
harmy.kook said:
I mean... could be his new piece of ass?

Although that would be horrifying 💀
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I hope they procreate so future generations get new lolcows to laugh at on the internet and to spam with Hasan Piker dog electrocution memes from "back in the day"

Go! Hasan go and creampie to the extreme! It'll take your mind off of the dog electrocution issue you're currently facing and Alyssa will not only give you herpes but likely stick around like a secondary herpes infection.

You could even give up Kaya for someone else to take her from you and put Alyssa in her place (complete with electrocution collar)
 
I like how alogging Hasan is becoming less political and less jewish as it becomes more popular

Another brutal community note btw
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harmy.kook said:
I mean... could be his new piece of ass?

Although that would be horrifying 💀
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I've been away from the Alyssa Mercante thread the past few months, but AFAIK from her socials she is still with her boyfriend Shane and hoping to baby trap him. They did a couple's Halloween costume together and everything.

...of course if Hasan ever expressed a modicum of genuine interest in her she'd kick Shane's dick into the dirt. She's been begging Hasan for crumbs of attention for years and every time they're pictured together you can sense how much Hasan wishes she would stop pretending that they're friends.

ETA: like, just look at these faces.

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Smizing with her eyes, eyebrows slightly raised, ever so slight upward curl with her lips, desperately trying to play it cool and look badass. She thinks she's serving an editorial about the plucky NYC vidya journalist with an attitude and political savvy beyond her years who parties with all the cool kids and has become an unlikely fashion icon.

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Meanwhile, Hasan is serving mugshot. Downturned mouth, blank eyes. He just wants this to be over and for Alyssa to get away from him.
 
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”We are in the imperial core. This is the country that defeated the USSR—unfortunately.”
This was two minutes after AOC embraced him.

Hasan says SUCK MY DICK CUOMO because Cuomo criticized his 9/11 comments but lost to Al-Mamdani.
 
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