💰 Grifter Hasan Piker / HasanAbi - Young Turk, Twitch Streamer, Stunlocked Brogressive, Cenk's Nephew, only a socialist for the money, abuses his dog by shocking it, Rutgers sex pest

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It's impressive to think that all it takes to get noticed by the American government and its politicians is sub-1M views, as long as it's the right topic riding the algorithm.
 
Hasan: "I never talk about Asmongold I haven't in months"

Hasan:

 
clipartfan92 said:
In the first two minutes of this porn video, Hasan shocking Kaya is mentioned. An AI meme of Kaya shocking Hasan is played from the girl's phone. Asmongold is declared to be for uncs. The rat clock, TommyInnit, and Dream SMP are mentioned.
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Imagine getting dunked on by a bunch of pornographers.
Not Funny said:
Hasan: "I never talk about Asmongold I haven't in months"

Hasan:

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This "feud" between these two must be making a lot of money to the people of Night Media.
 
Some may say I'm late to the party. Well, I say the party doesn't start until I arrive.

  • Hasan Piker looks like he played a straight guy in a John Waters movie.
  • Hasan Piker looks like he stars in a remake of Big and his legs didn't get the memo.
  • Hasan Piker looks like he is turning into a real boy from the waist down ala The Thirteen Year.
  • Hasan Piker looks like Ned Flanders if he had accepted Karl Marx as his lord an saviour instead of Jesus Christ.
  • Hasan Piker looks like the bottom boy of a Tom from Finland character.
  • It would be insulting to say Hasan Piker is built like Johnny Bravo, because Johnny Bravo can actually get chicks without paying.
  • Hasan Piker hates Kaya because he knows she would have an easier time getting a white girl in her bed.
  • Hasan Piker is the Brendan Schaub of the left.
 
Has anything major happened outside of Hasans animal abuse and spergout over Sudan?
 
Sneeds said:
These Stavros/Hasan fans are something else (link)
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I like the tacit admission that Hasan and retards like him were never meant to be on Twitch, and that Twitch wasn't supposed to be a political echo chamber. Just straight up says he took over "their platform for video games". Goes to show that they want to invade and ruin every space you hang out in and make it all about themselves.
 
Decided to check the video stats after about a month. Also, I'm like 90% sure he's deleting comments. There was a comment from a guy who trains dogs scolding him about how he's using shock collars incorrectly, had like 12k likes last I remember. It's gone now, along with lots of other comments that I remember seeing.
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Charnel Ground said:
That’s not out of the question. He was Janice Griffith’s date to the AVN awards in early 2020 and according to Grok he also attended XBIZ that same month.

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I always thought it was funny how these online communist types are all very pro-prostitution and pornography when Karl Marx basically saw it as rape caused by capitalist society+
 
Found this on TikTok with 1 million views and 250K likes
 
KingFrampt said:
I always thought it was funny how these online communist types are all very pro-prostitution and pornography when Karl Marx basically saw it as rape caused by capitalist society+
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Yeah well Marx knocked up his housekeeper and then kicked her out of the house so being a hypocrit about sex is kind of baked into the system.
 
cleanerfromvenus said:
Hasan has never once said or done anything positive in any way shape or form. There is absolutely no reason to be on his side
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I know reaction posts are discouraged but, if someone said something this brutal about me, I might just end it all :story: :story: :story: :story:

On topic so I don't get banned: Hasan has hurt human beings too. I'll prove it. Here, I'll just cast
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I'm casting it on the American airman who burned himself fucking alive in front of an Israeli embassy. You probably remember the video. Here's my 5 questions.

"Hey, did you ever watch Hasan?"

"Yeah."

Okay, no more questions.

Now that the Vice President knows about him, he's so close to this:
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:story::story::story::story:
 
edit: nvm I'm late and gay. Bzk already archived it here
Bzk

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He had an autistic meltdown at this Vietnamese refugee when she brought up the CPV oppressing its people, basically telling her to "go back home if you don't like it here." It's shocking that she, a Vietnamese person from Vietnam, thinks she has a more nuanced and informed take on Vietnam's government and ruling party than a hypebeast Twitch streamer from Los Angeles.

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Reactions:Lunacy x 42 Winner x 14 Like x 20 Informative x 3 Horrifying x 2
 
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Bzk said:
He had an autistic meltdown at this Vietnamese refugee when she brought up the CPV oppressing its people, basically telling her to "go back home if you don't like it here." It's shocking that she, a Vietnamese person from Vietnam, thinks she has a more nuanced and informed take on Vietnam's government and ruling party than a hypebeast Twitch streamer from Los Angeles.

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I love everything about this.

Hasan stuffing his face with food while the lady recounts the oppression she suffered under communist rule.

Hasan pausing the video to insult her the instant he heard the word “communist” in a remotely negative light.

The way he briefly pauses to think about what he’s saying, because you know for a damn fact that he wanted to throw much more vulgar and offensive terms at her.

Showcases his low-IQ and short attention span by saying she should go back to Vietnam if she hates Vietnam so much(?), when this argument is used for people talking shit about the country they are CURRENTLY in.

Perfect example of Hasan’s retardation and lack of compassion/empathy.
 
Dropa5pack said:
IAFD says she’s fucked 91 guys on camera, maybe Hasan got neurosyphilis from her, and that’s why he’s abusive to animals! He should try this cope next.
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I love a good lolcow neurosyphilis theory (it's my personal headcanon to explain Russell Greer's, uh...wackiness. & also meth).

What year did Hasan go to that European brothel? 🤔

*Only problem with this theory is that, Hasan was always a retarded insufferable tankie.
 
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