💰 Grifter Hasan Piker / HasanAbi - Young Turk, Twitch Streamer, Stunlocked Brogressive, Cenk's Nephew, only a socialist for the money, abuses his dog by shocking it, Rutgers sex pest

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Does anyone remember that old rumour about Cenk Uygur watching pornography where dogs have sex with women?
I swear I saw people say that about him, and I’d be fascinated to see if there’s any truth to it, in light of recent events.

If it is true, it makes sense…. Muslims see dogs as disgusting and unworthy, and they hate “the kafir”. From their disgusting, anti-human perspective, it makes sense to degrade a white woman by having her raped by a dog. This is the same mindset that produces legal pornography like BLACKED. The creators lust after and hate white women, so they want to see them tainted by something disgusting.

In my attempts to find the source of this rumour, I found an old Xitter post by Cenk about Hassan’s previous pet dog.
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Nothing especially suspect, but, you know, it’s a bit funny. Man’s best friend, eh, Cenk?

It also explains Hassan’s comments about “his old roommate” wanting to use a shock collar “on Fish”. At first, I was legitimately confused as to what the fuck Hassan was talking about, but it turns out he didn’t mean a fish tank, but a dog. And Hassan entertained his roommate electrocuting said dog. I don’t know about you, but I would be pissed if a friend suggested hurting my pet, but I guess Hassan keeps company comparable to himself.

Speaking of which… did we ever find the roommate? I wonder what they think of all of this. Did they even suggest the shock collar, or is this Hassan throwing some poor schlep under the bus? It would be interesting if the roommate stepped forward and said that the collar wasn’t his idea.

guiltyspark85 said:
"When you have an animal that you are taking care of you have a literal fucking slave. And not just a slave, you have a literal fucking slave you shackle, okay? Every fucking day pulled from their neck. And take them wherever you want to take them to. And on top of that you fucking neuter your slave. So your slave can't have more slaves. And you have the slave for just personal consumption, like making yourself feel better"

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This retard understands that people spay and neuter animals for the animals’s benefit, right? That it’s done to reduce cancer and overpopulation, right? He understands that there’s a difference between castrating an animal and, say, what his ancestors did? That is, castrating kidnapped Balkan kids, right? Of course not.

God, this dude is such a stupid fucking idiot. And he’s not even a nice idiot like people with Down Syndrome often are - he’s just a worthless waste of organs.
 
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Mr. Manchester said:
You know, I was very doubtful that the roach would see any consequences from this but he's getting dragged pretty hard right now. Maybe the left is sacrificing him to the corn. Deep blue Illinois grows a shit ton of that stuff.
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Until he starts seeing major, major names denounce him and Twitch does something. Give it a month or so; and he'll be back to normal.
I would love nothing more than for him to suffer some form of consequence, but Twitch has chosen to side with him.
 
guiltyspark85 said:
"When you have an animal that you are taking care of you have a literal fucking slave. And not just a slave, you have a literal fucking slave you shackle, okay? Every fucking day pulled from their neck. And take them wherever you want to take them to. And on top of that you fucking neuter your slave. So your slave can't have more slaves. And you have the slave for just personal consumption, like making yourself feel better"

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If my pets are slaves, then they must be like a non-sexual version of a Chinese emperor's favorite concubine. Being doted on like Daji is probably not a bad way to live.
 
Mayfly said:
Oh I know. All of the genuine tankies hate Hasan and think he is a grifter who doesn't believe in any of it. Streamers like Hasan and Vaush are part of a wave of content creators that came in and adopted the language and terminology while watering down the beliefs for wider audiences, which is why they rose to become popular. Ironically a lot of the true believers end up getting banned because they sperg out and push the harsher parts of their beliefs which are a natural logical conclusion of what their worldview entails.
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Which extreme conclusions does Hasan ban people for?
 
RMQualtrough said:
Which extreme conclusions does Hasan ban people for?
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"American tax dollars shouldn't be used to pay for literally every single person living in the global south," for example. Real extreme. Or, "America can't really handle the population of every single third world country that wants to empty its prisons here." Also extremely extreme.
 
I think, unfortunately, this has begun to crescendo already, at least until the next time Hasan does something stupid.
This whole situation tickles a core problem with modern civilization (at least here) that people have, namely evil pieces of shit just playing stupid games and doing stupid shit right in front of everyone, being rewarded for it, and basically nothing ever happening to them, not really.

For Hasan this is just another thing, he doesn't view it as him "doing" anything, as he's never at fault and in an eternal state of annoyance at the world for not being 100% greased for him to just slide through, and is instead, is 94.5% greased nepotistically for him.
For his fans, they get an almost sexual kick for him coasting through life and getting "away with it", and spend all their time playing coy games on comment sections, Reddit, or where ever the fuck, knowing the truth but just playing pilpul games.

For everyone else, its agony watching a man get no comeuppance, all normal, good, moral people would be incensed by how unjust it is, in ages past, they just drag the Elite entity to the gallows or the falling blade, and send them to hell, even if it costs completely upending all of the upper class in their society.
now we just get to watch and slam our hands into the invisible wall between us, and the Nepotistic Elite, forever just gliding through life, "getting away" with any injustice, we have become the Interstellar meme, not just for Hasan, but for all these faggots really.
Eventually, something has to give.
 
Agent Abe Caprine said:
If my pets are slaves, then they must be like a non-sexual version of a Chinese emperor's favorite concubine. Being doted on like Daji is probably not a bad way to live.
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We actually have a perfect word for "non-sexual advisors".

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guiltyspark85 said:
"When you have an animal that you are taking care of you have a literal fucking slave. And not just a slave, you have a literal fucking slave you shackle, okay? Every fucking day pulled from their neck. And take them wherever you want to take them to. And on top of that you fucking neuter your slave. So your slave can't have more slaves. And you have the slave for just personal consumption, like making yourself feel better"
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This is so incredibly unhinged that I had to actually play the video because I didn't believe the text.

Zenos Yae Viator said:
This whole situation tickles a core problem with modern civilization (at least here) that people have, namely evil pieces of shit just playing stupid games and doing stupid shit right in front of everyone, being rewarded for it, and basically nothing ever happening to them, not really.
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As long as he's allowed to get funding from Twitch, he personally can do anything he wants and is 100% completely insulated from consequences. It's funnier when you remember every payment processor and merchandise site cut out this forum for years. Even the legal fund got closed because they didn't like something about all the small donations.
 
Zenos Yae Viator said:
Eventually, something has to give.
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A dude publicly tortures a dog, and hordes of the dumbest most evil retards you've ever seen come up with and believe the dumbest lies you've ever heard. And you're just supposed to sit there and take it. Not just [REDACTED] a [REDACTED] and [REDACTED] the [REDACTED REDACTED REDACTED].
 
AnOminous said:
A dude publicly tortures a dog, and hordes of the dumbest most evil retards you've ever seen come up with and believe the dumbest lies you've ever heard. And you're just supposed to sit there and take it. Not just [REDACTED] a [REDACTED] and [REDACTED] the [REDACTED REDACTED REDACTED].
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Well historically, people do not, they do not take it for long.
We are just in the most comfortable, most plentiful of bread and circus's time to ever live.
but the bread is more expensive every day, and the circus's are being made by troons and pooners...
and the median average wage crashes ever closer to abject poverty living...

eventually it will give, but I have said this in the Kirk thread, it won't be for 20ish years unless things accelerate economically.. because socially its as bad as it can get up till now, we are WAY past Weimar Germany now, we are literally ran by 80 year old perverts who bring in Dylan Mulvaney to the White House to make him shake Biden's hand.
We have Kid Drag Queen's on morning talk shows, we could list how bad socially it has gotten like a fucking Elder Scroll in terms of sheer volume, all we have to do is.. wait for it to get worse economically, and it will.

As a Meat cutter, in the last 5 years I saw Ribeye steaks go from base price of 8.99 to now 28.99, fucking Filet is FOURTY DOLLARS a pound, choice, not prime.. these are unsustainable increases.
 
Zenos Yae Viator said:
As a Meat cutter, in the last 5 years I saw Ribeye steaks go from base price of 8.99 to now 28.99, fucking Filet is FOURTY DOLLARS a pound, choice, not prime.. these are unsustainable increases.
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Jesus Christ that's fucking insane. I can still get filet for $20 a pound, not USDA rated but actually better than prime. Praise the Amish.
 
StudMccool said:
Ok im going to get super hyper autistic for a second
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Just checked in hasans stream and the guy in the short span that I was watching made the dog get off the floor and get on its bed (dog was sprawled out on the floor like big dogs like to do)

Then he gets up and goes to get what appears to be like ricecakes and peanut butter, the dog watches him the whole time but dosent move an inch. Is my dog just poorly trained as hell? If I open the fridge to get my dog her snacks she comes running, why? beacuse she is happy as hell to get a treat and im happy to let her be happy about it. She dosent jump all over me or bark she just gets up and goes to me if she can tell im making a treat

So this is the hyper autistic part, this shit just FEELS like some classic manipulator bullshit where they lovebomb you after getting caught manipulating or hurting you, often publicly.

Once again this just straight up vibes from watching him feed his dog a treat its just weird to me, it seems so out of character for him to do somthing like that to begin with but why would he feel guilty and lovebomb her if he has really done nothing wrong?

IDK let me know if im retarted or not
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Kaya has probably been conditioned or trained to not come running for Hasan, either because he isn't being goofy and lovey-dovey with his dog (you know, talking in a baby or cutesy voice, begging for the dog's attention etc.) or because she's been taught to stay put.
It's not that your dog is poorly trained, it's that you likely actively encourage her to be goofy because you're positively reinforcing that behaviour.
Anecdotally, some of the dogs we've had in my family knows I or my mom will bring a treat in case one is staying put in the living room and the other is following either of us around. They KNOW they won't miss out on a treat and they KNOW the treat is coming to them, so why get up unless you're actively being summoned to the treat area?
Trying to be as good faith as I possibly can with Hasan, Kaya might simply be trained to stay until she knows she's going to get food. It's not an unreasonable thing to teach your dog, especially if it's not going to get any scraps from you anyway.

To be sure, he is being super manipulative but the dog doesn't know or care that he is. She might be an intelligent dog, but she is still just a dog. We humans have a habit of projecting human qualities onto animals, it's called anthropomorphising.
Haramburger said:
If this was a 10 yr old dog okay, but Kaya is 2 1/2. If she has joint problems now, he's lying about playing with her for 2 hours a day. Mastiffs can lay on a rug, or a cushion, or a plush dog bed that isn't suspended. It's such cope. "dozens of outlets and millions of dog owners are WRONG, only I, a Los Angeles elite, know what's RIGHT!"
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It's such utter bullshit, I can't believe people are eating it up.
If Kaya has joint issues now, it's because of a lack of exercise or proper care in general. Sure, her fur looks healthy on stream but it's hard to tell how physically fit a dog is via stream recording. Do we have any footage of her in motion? Like, running or walking for longer than 1.5 seconds before Hasan shocks her?
And that dog bed doesn't do shit. It's not a good dog bed. Especially not if she has joint issues. If Mr. Twitch Millionaire can splurge on Berlin whores, why is an ergonomic dog bed out of the question? Any of the elevated dog cots I can find on Amazon rings in under 50 dollars. Maybe I'm a crazy dog mom but if my dog suddenly got hit with a bout of senior-dog issues, I would make her life as comfortable as my money could buy.
 
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It's a real shame the government shutdown stopped Dan Clancy from appearing in front of congress. I really wanna know what stupid excuse he'd come up with for everything related to Hasan. My theory is that, when it eventually happens, Clancy will just pretend he has no idea who Hasan is or just never heard of any of the drama revolving around him.
 
Imagine being a giant fucking guard dog, your ancestors have protected monasteries from boars and wolves for generations on the side of fucking mountains.
And this retarded roach forces you to lie down for hours listening to his bitchy wails, giving you a zap for stepping even a foot out the designated view zone.
You should be protecting some Nepalese family on the side of a snowy peak from night raids but instead your used as some gay streaming ornament by a pretend commie who needs to be sprayed with raid.
 
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