I didn't know I could hate the Turkroach more, but damn, I suspected that dog didn't live a great life and was just another prop for his image as the tough guy, totally not a limp-wristed coward lefty, but that hurt to watch.
His rant about bad internet in LA while it'd be great in Norway is funny, as it is just so emblematic of the cloistered urbanite. Yes, your internet is bad because America is a capitalist hellhole, not because you live in a borderline feudal state that siphons off all the infrastructure maintenance funds to pay public bureaucrats while glorified slave labor is responsible for keeping the lines up and safe from the hordes of drug addicts said bureaucrats imported into the area.