💰 Grifter Hasan Piker / HasanAbi - Young Turk, Twitch Streamer, Stunlocked Brogressive, Cenk's Nephew, only a socialist for the money, abuses his dog by shocking it, Rutgers sex pest

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Gog & Magog said:
I'd like to watch him interview refugees.
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He has a dismissive personality so both Hasan and the refugees would just be having a moralfagging off since the whole point behind such a scenario would be for Hasan to feel bad for supporting the ideas of Marx rather than debunk them. Additionally, I don't think it's a good idea to have people who were traumatized by a country to then be in a position to debate over it since eventually Hasans mask would slip and say something to the effect of "You deserved it". I think it would be better for him to be humbled by someone who is an academic since he talks out of his ass far too much around people who know far too little to challenge him. Why do you think his only friends are some dumb women, faggots, and people who look like trailer trash?
 
Hasan has noticed that he now has competition in the Thirst-Trap left wing and is trying to groom convert famous twinks, Harry Sisson and Dean Withers into being hostile, anti-electoral DSA leftists with no social skills.
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>"Stop with this liberalism shit. Cut it out. Become more leftist. Don't try and debate people."
Hasan has to be one of the Republican Party's greatest assets. His sole sworn enemy is the Democratic party, not the Republicans running the country or the right wingers running countries around the world. Republicans could not pray for a better stooge to help demotivate the youth vote and keep kids from ever voting blue than Hasan.

More than anything, Hasan fucking despises the idea of the normie liberalism that has actually won elections and made gradual progressive movement over the last 30 years, and wants to keep tanking the Democratic party until they finally anoint his perfect radical socialist unicorn candidate (for the presidency of course, the houses of congress that actually write and pass laws and the cabinet that actually manages shit doesn't matter, all you need is the figurehead at the top saying slogans you like hearing).

It must always be All or Nothing, even if Nothing ends up reversing progress for the special interest minority groups you claim to care about. Don't try and convince anyone with your words, if they don't already believe in 100% of what you "believe" in (which must be 100% of the ever-changing, unstable leftist platform), they are the enemy. Partial agreement is worse than complete disagreement.

Hasan, Denims, MikeFromPA, Noah Samsen, etc. do nothing but benefit from having Republicans in office. They don't give a shit about winning elections or making progress towards their stated goals, if right wingers keep winning, they keep raking in money. As long as Israel keeps bombing children in Gaza, they keep making money by pretending to care. Hasan owes each and every one of his yachts and supercars to Donald Trump and Benjamin Netanyahu.
Hit Squad said:
This clip entitled 'Hasan piker says that Hila Klein is a valid military target. No repercussions' (A) hit livestreamfail about 10 hours ago:

Apologies, I tried to save the clip to local but it just does not want to work for me today.
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The Kleins and co are already responding:
Reddit Post - Tom's tweet
Reddit Post - Hila Klein
Reddit Post - Ethan Klein
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Hasan is so fucking allergic to the concept of nuance that all it fucking takes is his former closest friends (this man has met their CHILDREN, mind you) aligning with him only 99.9% on an issue instead of 100% to publicly, openly call for their murders.

He's so ridiculously adamant about his right to view the world in pure black and white. He's a fucking adult, he knows for a fact that geopolitical conflicts are a billion times more complicated than he makes it out to be, yet his business model is selling outrage, hatred, and fear to his audience, so he needs a clear, big, swelling villain to attack. Hasan wants to larp as a jihadi, so Ethan and Hila are part of that villainous force by default by being jews who refuse to prostrate themselves to groups like Hamas.

Hey, Harry Sisson, Dean Withers? Hasan is the kind of friend you SHOULD be making. Building bridges with people and accepting disagreements is cringe libtard shit. Be a heckin based leftist and always keep your fists primed with a sharpened knife to backstab your nearest longtime friend when you're in the mood.

It seriously feels like Hasan's end goal is to get one of his deranged fans to murder Ethan and Hila on the streets of LA for him. He's so fucking upset that he made optical mistake of publicly befriending two Jews and running a podcast with them for years that he needs them executed to absolve himself of his sins so he can larp as a habibi jihadi in peace.
 
Sorry to doublepost after longposting but here are archives:
Hit Squad said:
This clip entitled 'Hasan piker says that Hila Klein is a valid military target. No repercussions' (A) hit livestreamfail about 10 hours ago:

Apologies, I tried to save the clip to local but it just does not want to work for me today.
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The Kleins and co are already responding:
Reddit Post - Tom's tweet
Reddit Post - Hila Klein
Reddit Post - Ethan Klein
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Here are the clips:
Hasan calling for Hila's death:

Ethan's response:
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Hila's responses:
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Destiny's Response:

And Hasan's Response, which is to deflect and cry victim over Destiny going kekomegalul in his DGG chat in response to his fans making the same statement HE made about Hila, but directed at him.

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"Guys I'm totally afraid that the DGG 'cult' is going to kill me! Please look away from me openly encouraging my terrorist-supporting jihadi evangelist audience to that it is perfectly morally acceptable to murder this random Israeli Jewish woman who was drafted into the IDF at age 18 twenty years ago!"
 
I'll be frank. This really doesn't come off as Hasan calling for Hila's death.

This comes off as more inserting Hila into a discussion about Palestinians having the right to defend themselves from IDF raids because he knows it will get a reaction out of his haters. And it worked to a tee.

The guy (along with everybody else in this whole shitshow) are masterdebaters. The type of folks South Park riffed on in the ICE episode as being nothing more than grifters milking outrage just to 'get their nut'.
 
Neil said:
It seriously feels like Hasan's end goal is to get one of his deranged fans to murder Ethan and Hila on the streets of LA for him. He's so fucking upset that he made optical mistake of publicly befriending two Jews and running a podcast with them for years that he needs them executed to absolve himself of his sins so he can larp as a habibi jihadi in peace.
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Reminder vtumors Numi and Rainhoe love this guy, and they might have fucked him if they haven't already (I know they met him through one of his orbiters CaDawg/Connor); and yet we're the antichrist for making fun of trannies and exposing people that kill monkeys for fun.
 
Hasan wasn't invited to the "Streamer Games" hosted by his butt buddy Ludwig because AT&T is the main sponsor and they said no. Instead of taking this in stride because he is hated by a terrible terrible corperation, he seethes because he doesn't actually care about Socialism or fighting the man, he just want's to be rich and hang with the cool kids.



Found more seething, though in this one he at least pretends to act tough about it, but it falls flat since you can tell he's upset he doesn't get to be at the lunch table for a day. I wonder if he thinks they are gossiping about him behind his back :eek:


PoppyFizz said:
When's he finally going to crashout on the left and go full blown turk and start advocating the stoning of women.
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He already does this if the woman is white.
 
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PoppyFizz said:
When's he finally going to crashout on the left and go full blown turk and start advocating the stoning of women.
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I predict a horseshoe situation where he ends up gay marrying Fuentes and the both continue doing their own shows but use each others bedroom performance as reasons for why the left or right are bad.
 
gaysexenjoyer said:
I swear to god that better just be an unfortunate accumulation of suds and not his visible cock and balls.
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I know we all talk about his head being too small...
His eyes are fucking tinier. He's got tiny little eyes, and it's disgusting without the glasses (it's tolerable with the glasses, they balance his face nicely).

and I think he's wearing briefs
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Gog & Magog said:
I'd like to watch him interview refugees. It'd be amusing to watch him sitting in silence as a Venezuelan professor tells him how awful Maduro's made her country, or a Syrian mother recount the horrors of Assad's secret police, or a Chinese student who can never return home for fear of arrest merely for having voiced support for democratic values. I imagine he'd never do such a thing unless he's allowed to vet their nationalities and stories before hand.
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This actually organically happened a few months ago. Hasan was taking a taxi to some anti-Israel protest and the driver turned out to be from Iran and had been a student in Germany during the Islamic Revolution. It turned out that he hated the current government and was merely lukewarm towards Israel (though he did believe that Nostradamus predicted that Israel would destroy the current regime).
What a bit of serendipity! He just stumbled upon a unique opportunity to hear a first-person perspective about pre-revolution Iran. And to learn from an Iranian how they feel about the Islamic Republic.
Every time Hasan tries to paint the current regime in a positive light, the cabbie explains why he disagrees (essentially, instead of trying to develop nuclear weapons and back foreign militias who destabilize the region, they should cooperate with the international community and try to fix problems at home. Hasan gets so upset that he literally asks him to drop him off in the middle of traffic and runs away.
 
Surfin Terf said:
This actually organically happened a few months ago. Hasan was taking a taxi to some anti-Israel protest and the driver turned out to be from Iran and had been a student in Germany during the Islamic Revolution. It turned out that he hated the current government and was merely lukewarm towards Israel (though he did believe that Nostradamus predicted that Israel would destroy the current regime).
What a bit of serendipity! He just stumbled upon a unique opportunity to hear a first-person perspective about pre-revolution Iran. And to learn from an Iranian how they feel about the Islamic Republic.
Every time Hasan tries to paint the current regime in a positive light, the cabbie explains why he disagrees (essentially, instead of trying to develop nuclear weapons and back foreign militias who destabilize the region, they should cooperate with the international community and try to fix problems at home. Hasan gets so upset that he literally asks him to drop him off in the middle of traffic and runs away.
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You have a video about this? Would love to see it.

As for Hasan interviewing refugees or something, we all know the only time Hasan would do something like that is if said refugees would 100% be agreeing with him. I think the 'most likely' would've possibly been many of these Palestinian refugees, if the US hadn't stopped their immigration to the US.
 
So nice of Hasan to do a goatse tier asshole stretch to give Ethan and his lawyers an easy entrance of the entire ensemble of circumcised kosher cocks to deliver an ass raping of biblical proportions. :story:
 
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