💰 Grifter Hasan Piker / HasanAbi - Young Turk, Twitch Streamer, Stunlocked Brogressive, Cenk's Nephew, only a socialist for the money, abuses his dog by shocking it, Rutgers sex pest

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With the amount of tard rages Hamas of the Small Piker has on the daily, it makes me wonder when he'll have either a heart attack or a stroke, because the cockroach apparently takes insurmountable amounts of steroids and keeps using hairplugs with a substance that shrinks the dick. At this rate I think he might pop like a balloon during a stream.
 
Cross-posting from the Ethan Klein thread, but one of Hasan's twitter orbiters Gato Fumador has been soft-doxed by Ethan, and it's Asmongold-adjacent because Gato also mocked Asmongold for killing his mom. The irony here is that Gato is revealed to be an unemployed 37-year old basement dweller, and he responds by saying that his "career is on hold to prioritize being a full-time dialysis caregiver for his dad," very empathetic story. Asmon closes the clip saying he'll help in the lawsuit, all Ethan has to do is reach out.

It really is becoming a Lolsuit Cinematic Universe™ with all these crossover events:
It must pain Hasan that he didn’t get the 72 virgin “LA 10” orbiters he was promised.

Instead, Hasan has: Hijabba the Hutt, derp-faced Denims, Anisa and The Raped, George “Jud Süß” Ganitis and now, this basement dweller.
 
With the amount of tard rages Hamas of the Small Piker has on the daily, it makes me wonder when he'll have either a heart attack or a stroke, because the cockroach apparently takes insurmountable amounts of steroids and keeps using hairplugs with a substance that shrinks the dick. At this rate I think he might pop like a balloon during a stream.
The man is too terminally online on social media to care about wanting to end his life. He’s not just lazy, but he’s too selfish to do anything like that. If anything, Hasan is so cowardly that he’ll just this an excuse to bait his audience into getting his orbiters to rage on behalf of him, even though most of them are just subtly keeping his distance from him.
 
Another video explaining Hasan is an idiot
and how majority if not all of the Legaltube content creators agree that they're all fucked. (Hasan and his Orbiters)
In typical narcissistic manchild fashion, he thinks that he's immune to the law, gets overconfident, and makes blatant threats because he tried and failed to copy moistcritical so he can seem cool to his retarded audience that consists of 13-18 year olds with a few pedofaggots mixed in to be the jannys.
Even total retards can see that he has a bad case of peter pan syndrome and will consume insane amounts of PEDs to look hot. In 10 or so years he'll either pivot and try to get silver fox look for himself or (the more likely case) he'll start to get plastic surgery and look like a complete mess by 50 if his heart doesn't fail before then. Screencap this because I know I'm right.
 
Correct. It's a bit hard to pinpoint where he is in the political spectrum, because of how much of a spergy retard he is whenever he's streaming. I wouldn't be surprised if, after he inevitably burns all the bridges with everybody on the left, he pulls a Brianna Wu and starts hanging out with rightwingers.
I can pinpoint where he is on the political spectrum: He's an asshole
You could have just said Arabs are naturally retarded.
If you look up pre-islamic Arabs rhey definitely accomplished some rather interesting and sometimes impressive stuff, Islam not even once
 
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If you look up pre-islamic Arabs rhey definitely accomplished some rather interesting and sometimes impressive stuff, Islam not even once
Funnily enough, even after Islam, the Arabs still had a good time going, whether it was doing their own shit, or compiling information from Greece or India or China or wherever. Benefits of being between all those regions, after all.
I'm gonna say what ruined it all for them is that motherfucker Al-Ghazali, who turned all their knowledge and curiosity around and went "No! Science? Knowledge? THINKING FOR YOURSELF!?! That's fake, gay, retarded and haram. The answer to everything should be some form of 'Allah did it.' And if anyone doesn't agree with that, introduce them to sharp objects and pointy sticks. Or at the least, oppress them."

I kinda feel like Hasan is the spiritual successor to that fag; hopefully, he won't ruin entire civilizations over his retardation.
 
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If you could bodysnatch Hasan you could get an army of trannies and ugly women to start using slurs again
 
and he responds by saying that his "career is on hold to prioritize being a full-time dialysis caregiver for his dad,"
"Hey dad how ya feeling? need anything? cool, how bout that Gutfeld? Yeah Top Gear sucks dick now"
literally all it fucking takes, this person is a total faggot and he should do his dad a service and not go visit him if he thinks doing the bare minimum is a fucking chore.
 
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On July 9th, Hasan said the word "tranny" while reading a post made by transsexual Xitter e-celeb Tyler Gregory "JUNlPER" Sternbach.

Transsexual Hasan fans were outraged over this, coming to Xitter to seethe.
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Though some good explanations were given...
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It all ended happily when Sternbach announced he is giving Piker the pass to say tranny as much as he wants.
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On July 9th, Hasan said the word "tranny" while reading a post made by transsexual Xitter e-celeb Tyler Gregory "JUNlPER" Sternbach.
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Transsexual Hasan fans were outraged over this, coming to Xitter to seethe.
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Though some good explanations were given...
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It all ended happily when Sternbach announced he is giving Piker the pass to say tranny as much as he wants.
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This dude could go into the ghetto and kill a bunch of 99s on livestream while calling for TND and his fanbase would still defend him.
 
On July 9th, Hasan said the word "tranny" while reading a post made by transsexual Xitter e-celeb Tyler Gregory "JUNlPER" Sternbach.
2ZNZPtNlHMzO-sHl.mp4
Transsexual Hasan fans were outraged over this, coming to Xitter to seethe.
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Though some good explanations were given...
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It all ended happily when Sternbach announced he is giving Piker the pass to say tranny as much as he wants.
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>Oh my science my biggest reference has said a slur!
>Erm I xister, I give xim a t-slur pass (im NOT trans btw)

This dude could go into the ghetto and kill a bunch of 99s on livestream while calling for TND and his fanbase would still defend him.
Yep, pretty much. Which shows the shitlibs (and redditors) are subhuman and don't deserve even an inch.
What will the repercursions be, from this kerfuffle?
 
Here ya go goy.
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And the dickriders are at work. Lil bro is going to "headline" an anti-ICE fundraiser in LA too.

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Local archive.
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I've four jobs now and this one I did for free.
>Subramayun takes action to inspire others I try to emulate that
>by leaving somebody else's content playing on my stream while I fuck off to take a shit, so inspirational

Also the only thing I really remember about superman was from the justice league cartoon and I largely remember him preferring to take on everything himself so as not to endanger others?
 
On July 9th, Hasan said the word "tranny" while reading a post made by transsexual Xitter e-celeb Tyler Gregory "JUNlPER" Sternbach.
2ZNZPtNlHMzO-sHl.mp4
Transsexual Hasan fans were outraged over this, coming to Xitter to seethe.
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Though some good explanations were given...
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It all ended happily when Sternbach announced he is giving Piker the pass to say tranny as much as he wants.
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I can't bring myself to give a fuck about hasan saying tranny, the fact remains that he's a troons rights activist and his userbase is like 10 or 20% troon anyways the guy attracts those types. I wander what will happen when a trans "women" tries to get with Hasan and he rejects her because even Hasan isn't retarded enough to fuck a puss filled neovag. Will his fandom sperg the fuck out or will they completely flip on the issue of dating troons just so he can't be canceled for that?
 
On July 9th, Hasan said the word "tranny" while reading a post made by transsexual Xitter e-celeb Tyler Gregory "JUNlPER" Sternbach.
2ZNZPtNlHMzO-sHl.mp4
Transsexual Hasan fans were outraged over this, coming to Xitter to seethe.
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Though some good explanations were given...
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It all ended happily when Sternbach announced he is giving Piker the pass to say tranny as much as he wants.
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ESL my fucking ass. Hasan speaks like a mush-mouthed retard that was kicked in the head by a horse.

I wonder if these "people" will call Tyler a "pick me" like they tend to do or is it different this time.
 
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