💰 Grifter Hasan Piker / HasanAbi - Young Turk, Twitch Streamer, Stunlocked Brogressive, Cenk's Nephew, only a socialist for the money, abuses his dog by shocking it, Rutgers sex pest

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I'm kind of new to Hasan but a grifter like him should be happy with these results, right? Four more years of easy money while he can complain about evil whitey?
 
Foltest said:
When will hasan get deported?
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Is he a US citizen? I thought it was a weird LARP were he was born in the USA, spent a bit of time growing up in Turkey, and puts on a slight Arab accent (despite being a Turk) for likes and retweets?
 
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The Fuck's Going On Here said:
Oh boy, there's the malding, fake "tough-guy" approach we all 'love'.
If the guy had actually said "yes, I'm coming to your mansion, Hasan." Would this bitch have run to the cops again?
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The way he interpreted that "your mansion will be safe" quote is so telling, what the chat meant was that Hasan is so rich that he will most likely never be seriously hurt by any candidates economic policy. The fact he interprets that as a threat shows his persecution complex.
 
I don't think anyone wants Hasan. He can go to Iran to shill for Hamas and cry about America.
 
Relinquish said:
He also apparently stated that he's moving to Japan
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Psychonaut said:
Did he really tell his audience to move to Japan with him?
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AssignedEva said:
He's openly acknowledged Japan is racist, but if he actually moved to Japan he'd continue to talk about US politics and not comment much on Japanese politics at all
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Chilson said:
God I hope he follows through. Get him the fuck out of my country please. Its sadly probably not going to happen though because the Japanese actually have a pretty stringent immigration system.
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Under what mechanisms or processes would he even be able to try to live in Japan? Sure, he's "friends" with Connor and the other guys from Trash Taste, but he doesn't speak Japanese and his interest in anime is not going to fucking last, not even accounting for the baggage he has as a political streamer. He has the money to afford living in Japan, but as the Trash Taste boys have stated multiple times, visiting Japan and living in Japan are two completely different things. He visited Japan, but try living there without someone like Joey there to translate everything for you (because he couldn't do it all day every day). Japanese language classes would be mandatory if he wants to have any sort of ability to actually function in Japan, because they couldn't care less if it hurts your feelings you only speak English/Turkish.
AltisticRight said:
Hey Hasanabi, if you dislike the results so much and find America so loathsome, you can move back to Turkey.
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I'd have suggested Canada, and I don't know why he wouldn't pick it as his first choice. They speak English and have socialized healthcare, and they're literally next door to the US, as opposed to a country that speaks Japanese and is a minimum of about 12-13 hours by plane (depending on where you're flying out of). Surely a country like Canada which is more overtly left-wing is more appropriate than a country that speaks a completely foreign language that has been predominantly right-wing for decades, has a built-in societal revulsion to people who try to stick out, and hasn't even recognized same-sex marriage.

Japan would literally be more unacceptably right-wing than the fucking country he lives in right now.
 
Maraschino said:
Japan would literally be more unacceptably right-wing than the fucking country he lives in right now.
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It gets better than that. If he does decide to move to Japan and actually does so, and wakes up to how conservative japanese politics are and starts running his mouth, he'll get to find out real quick once people realize he's a brat from a rich family that he can be repeatedly sued for defamation since their laws don't seem to give a shit even if you're stating the truth. He'd become a money pinata in the legal system.
 
Listen to the mirth in his voice, he's not mad. He's thrilled he dodged the banwave, scooped a ton of extra viewers at a lucrative point via controversy carefully avoided, and has 4 more easy years of content to lazily hoot at. He's just farming shekels.
 
Haramburger said:
Listen to the mirth in his voice, he's not mad. He's thrilled he dodged the banwave, scooped a ton of extra viewers at a lucrative point via controversy carefully avoided, and has 4 more easy years of content to lazily hoot at. He's just farming shekels.
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100% agree, If he wanted the democrats to win he'd probably do as Adin Ross did and interview Kamala for positive publicity. Guy didn't do shit though lmao, just malded and seethed about the middle east for months.

Then again he's said his proudest moment in regard to political streaming was when he streamed amogus with AOC so he's probably just retarded.

I'd like to think getting mogged that hard by a retard like Adin Ross would bruise his ego, but again I think hasan is retarded and hasn't made that connection
 
It's just posturing from Hasan, he has no intentions of moving to Japan. Realistically, he probably could move there regardless of the strict immigration policy due to him having enough money to prove that he wouldn't be a burden on their resources, but he's too dumb to learn the language and he would be alienated over there and probably piss off both the Japanese and the small diaspora of Kurds too. This is a man who has watched a few episodes of One Piece and visited the place once to stream and thinks he would fit in, this is the level of intellect he has.

If for some strange reason he actually tried to follow through on this, i would do everything in my power to get him rejected for residency in Japan. I would message every local politician and authority and show them the incendiary comments he has made over the years along with his terroristic sympathies. They would almost certainly deem that he's not worth the hassle and reject his application. The modern day Japanese have done nothing to deserve having this cretin living amongst them.
 
AssignedEva said:
He's openly acknowledged Japan is racist, but if he actually moved to Japan he'd continue to talk about US politics and not comment much on Japanese politics at all
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Does he even speak Japanese? Can’t wait to see the pictures of the natives holding their noses while sitting next to him in the train.
 
oh no its pipkun said:
It's as if he realized his political influence was irrelevant.
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Why? He never told anyone to vote. His particular brand of activism is so completely divorced from any actual effective policies, it's just based on the aesthetics of rebellion. He's explicitly said that there's no point in trying to organize for actual change because he's not a billionaire, and even if he was then the other billionaires would assassinate him if he organized.
 
Orange Piccolo said:
Does he even speak Japanese? Can’t wait to see the pictures of the natives holding their noses while sitting next to him in the train.
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Hasan rarely seems to leave his house, besides vacations and trips to luxury boutiques/car dealers. Even his workouts seem to involve a personal trainer coming to him. Assuming he's not too cheap for a personal assistant, he'd probably be able to have a more or less identical lifestyle by only selecting English speaking places that cater to foreigners and English speaking servants, and then just content farming parts of actual Japan as a little day trip. The only real differences to him between Tokyo and LA would be the weather and the inability to get good Mexican food. He might even end up slightly more social just from joining an expat member's club.
 
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