💰 Grifter Hasan Piker / HasanAbi - Young Turk, Twitch Streamer, Stunlocked Brogressive, Cenk's Nephew, only a socialist for the money, abuses his dog by shocking it, Rutgers sex pest

[Ralph Barnhardt]

Hasan responds to the viral clip
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you're only saying this because people are giving you shit for it turkroach

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i would almost sympathize with streamers if they understood that compared to regular jobs, this is fucking nothing to them. all you have to do is sit there, eat takeout, mumble a few words, talk about how society is crumbling, read donations for a couple of hours. oh no asmon, please tell me about how hard it is while wiping your tears away with $100 bills. if this is some gay attempt at making me feel bad for them, it's not working

And thats the big problem with Hasan's woe is me. What'd he make according from the twitch leaks? Was it just under or over a million fucking dollars pretending to be socialist and caring about the proletariat? And he wants to complain about being drained socially? "Oh I'm too tired to go out drinking with my chums after spending the past 9 hours occasionally saying the most inane bullshit imaginable." This fucker has never pushed a broom for 10 hours at $10 an hour while surviving on peanut butter and ramen. This trust fund faggot has no idea what actual hardship is.

I disagree somewhat on how easy streaming is. You don't just sit there and read super berries. If it were that easy Metokur would still be streaming from his hospital bed. For hours you have to put on a performance for randos while walking a balancing act of being open with them and keeping your private life private. Pewdiepie had a mental breakdown at one point because he was terminally online. Now having said all that, would the turkroach and roach roach give up streaming so they could work in a non climate controlled warehouse, loading a truck for 10 hours for $15? Hell no. If nothing else they are their own boss and report to no one.

This one is also notable as it's the only one Hasan directly responded to.
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tbf he did not say it was harder, only that is was far more miserable, "soul crushing", than any other job and implied that it was just as hard as anything else like sweeping in a subway station or breaking rocks in a coal mine. I hope whoever still donates to him becomes financially ruined.

 

[Big Miss Steak]

I think that if you genuinely can't find fulfilling ways to entertain yourself and be happy without spending hours a day pandering to a faceless horde of entitled paypigs or pulling 12's at the Amazon Fulfilment Center, you're irredeemably broken by late-stage capitalism and better off roping.

Some people are blessed to have an actually meaningful, impactful job. The majority of people are mere cogs in the machine and more replaceable than they think. I do my work, I do my best, I am nice to my coworkers, and then I clock out. I don't gain much self-worth or self-value from my work, other than being able to provide for myself.

If Hasan Piker was roped into a binding legal contract that forced him to pay my bills and put food on my table and I never had to be gainfully employed another day in my life, I'd easily be able to keep myself busy and entertained without wageslaving for a company. There is plenty of "work" in the biblical sense that can be done without being legally employed. This flabbergasted some of my boomer relatives over Thanksgiving dinner.

I would hate streaming, and there's a vague soul-crushing element to passtimes like playing videogames or sperging about politics becoming your "job" but it's not hard by any stretch of the imagination.

 

[LaxerBRO]

In the revolution, I'm going to take all of Hasan's stuff and make him a sex slave for large, fat gay men.

Post ads for Hasan on the Breeding Zone: Neg Middle Eastern Hole Looking to Get Breed and Converted.

 

[Autistic Monkey]

As a landlord myself I can sympathise with the hardworking streamers. I think its just as hard as being a landlord. You wagies just don't understand hard work and how hard its to live with millions of dollars in your bank account. Do better kiwi farms!

 

[Lemmingwiser]

Null streams, and puts absolutely no effort in other than showing up twice a week.

Null is keeping a site impossibly alive considering the price he has to pay for it. He is doing something so incredibly unusual and that gives him a significant audience.

 

[LecherousGranolaBar]

It would of course be this fucking retard that says "Streaming is a hard job."

I didn't have respect for Hasan before but I have even less now. No, streaming isn't a hard job. Oh, it drains your social battery? Boo fucking hoo. It's so hard to sit in a chair and play video games or watch peoples videos for 8 hours. Then after you get to retire to your fucking multimillion dollar mansion, order some door dash then pork some whore whose in it for your money. God, what a draining existence.

Try busting your ass at Wal-Mart or some other dogshit retail job. Then your social battery will be drained by interacting with retarded customers all day and you'll be poor.

Even worse is seeing other streamers agreeing with him. Why is it so fucking hard to just admit your job is easy? You quite literally have the most bougie, leisurely job in existence but lord in heaven if you ever admit that, the world will come fucking crashing down around you.

 

[WelperHelper99]

And thats the big problem with Hasan's woe is me. What'd he make according from the twitch leaks? Was it just under or over a million fucking dollars pretending to be socialist and caring about the proletariat? And he wants to complain about being drained socially? "Oh I'm too tired to go out drinking with my chums after spending the past 9 hours occasionally saying the most inane bullshit imaginable." This fucker has never pushed a broom for 10 hours at $10 an hour while surviving on peanut butter and ramen. This trust fund faggot has no idea what actual hardship is.

I disagree somewhat on how easy streaming is. You don't just sit there and read super berries. If it were that easy Metokur would still be streaming from his hospital bed. For hours you have to put on a performance for randos while walking a balancing act of being open with them and keeping your private life private. Pewdiepie had a mental breakdown at one point because he was terminally online. Now having said all that, would the turkroach and roach roach give up streaming so they could work in a non climate controlled warehouse, loading a truck for 10 hours for $15? Hell no. If nothing else they are their own boss and report to no one.

Streaming does have its low points, it's still far better than pushing a broom though. Especially at Hasans level. The man has a Porsche and a 2.7 MILLION dollar house. Tell me that isn't living life.

As for making your private life public... that's up to the streamer. You decide how much the audience knows. Including your face. If you're getting too attached, take a break, you have the money to eat the losses.

 

[Near]

Such a hard life for Nepotism Man.

The guy's such a charisma void, he had to admit he is a propagandist, and try to rework the word as something positive like a fucking moron when he got into a corner.

 

[PetiteFeet]

Gotta pass the time somehow. People get depressed if they feel unproductive for extended periods of time even if they're materially secure. If Hasan didn't stream or debatebro and didn't have any other kind of planned "work" he'd probably be way more miserable.

I wish he'd stop streaming, then. He should kill himself. Unironically, I hate that manchild so much. I hate every single fan of his. I despise that these brainless retards can exist on planet Earth.
Knowing that "men" like Hasan and Vaush are actively 'educating' the retards in their respective audiences in ways that only makes society worse just infuriates me so much.
The internet could and has been used for good but lately it feels like nothing positive comes from social media platforms, mainstream news outlets or places like twitch. "Content creators" deserve death.

 

[I'm Retarded?]

Its ironic that you have lefties on Twitter sympathize with the bugs in Helldivers and Starship Troopers, while Hasan is praising the game as leftist agitprop.

Helldivers 2 becoming a culture war flashpoint is deeply funny to me. it is a game totally without politics. it's obviously a Starship Troopers tribute but only in style, and it's exclusively played for laughs. it has as close to zero political awareness as you can get. it is simply a game about shooting bugs and robots and nothing more. but apropos of nothing, the extremely online leftoid sped squad has become convinced that all those nascent Wrongthinkers out there, who have not yet given themselves over to the heckin' racist jew-hating troon-hating MAGA white supremacist bigot cult, are somehow in danger of being turned into wignats from being exposed to too much heroic military imagery. a friend linked me this and I've been laughing at it all weekend. online lefties really are some of the dumbest posters on the internet.

Hasan the Socialist gives his 1000 IQ take on working a real job

while his take on "real jobs" is obviously retarded - and said with the dismissive ignorance of somebody to whom the concept of a "real job" exists only as a half-imagined abstract, rather than a real personal experience - I don't disagree that streaming for 9 hours is a soul-sucking experience. that's why most people don't do it. the streamer "career" path highly selects for people who love the attention and self-aggrandizing so much that it makes the grind worthwhile. so, if streaming is such a spiritually destructive job, why has he pursued it so avidly, why has he been doing it for so long? the answer is obvious: he's a fucking narcissist. are we supposed to believe that Hasan's streaming career is something that's been inflicted on him out of necessity like a blue collar job? that that's just the work he fell into to pay the bills? Hasan could do literally anything else but he prefers to sit in front of his computer with a camera on his stupid face for 9 hours at a time. a part of him probably even enjoys this stupid online slap-fight he just created by being a faggot. Total Streamer Death.

 

[MarvinTheParanoidAndroid]

Hasan Piker and his "muh socials."

And I didn't think I could find some excuse more pathetic than "muh mentals."

What does this faggot do all day? Oh right, he gets his dick sucked by a hoard of fans who throw him money. So taxing!

DSP should become a soycialist breadtuber, he'd become a multimillionaire in a week.

 

[The best and greatest]

No, you just misunderstand my point. "Dicking around" doesn't cut it. If you spend your entire life "dicking around" you will be miserable unless you're a literal retard struggling to just exist or some autistic super degenerate who doesn't care about why he's here or what he's going to leave behind.

Most people need to do some kind of work in their life to feel satisfied and happy (for mental, not financial reasons). Most people also have really shitty jobs. These two are not mutually exclusive.

Disagree. Some of the happiest people on earth are autodidactic dilettantes content to live a life of discovery and personal enrichment.
Not everyone "Needs to feel useful" and this feels more like projection on your part. Some people are just happy staying home with a 2liter of coke and a pizza and having a game to play or a movie to watch and someone to do those things with.

 

[Falcos_Commisar]

Nobody tell the zoomer lefties about the Fascist undertones in Starship Troopers, they might blow a gasket.


To be fair, it's not like he had much of a soul to begin with, so it wouldn't take much to stamp out whatever was left of it.

This human cockroach is in need of some RAID.

He's a failson grifter who astroturfed himself into popularity

 

[Fortyone]

Hasan the Socialist gives his 1000 IQ take on working a real job
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The other day I was talking to an old friend that works as a nurse and in the last 12 hour night shift she saw 2 people die and had to clean up literal human shit in several rooms and the ceiling, but I think Hasan might be right being a streamer is way fucking worse. Can you even imagine the stress of having mouthbreathing retards send you 1000$ donations detailing how much they love you every 10 minutes and then ignoring them? I can't even imagine the mental strain that puts on a person, this guy earns every penny.

 

[Rudolph]

Well, I am not familiar with this person, but as I have stated previously, streaming is a very taxing job and I sympathize with those in the streaming entertainment industry. With the ever-growing and frankly downright hateful resenment of the left, and the marginalized communities it represents, occurring at a level that was not thought possible, these people do what they can to push the fight onward. It is simply a shame that any job that can be accomplished by the neurotypical must automatically be percieved as more challenging, or worse, more meaningful, than the equally-important jobs that do not require putting yourself at a physical risk just to earn a paycheck that should be given regardless of physical and mental capability. That is not to say that streaming does not carry its own set of physical risks, on top of already-difficult tasks such as speech, video editing, and knowledge of how to engage with social media, streamers also face death threats, workplace harassment, sexual harassment, and swatting.

 

[WTBOnlineFather]

Disagree. Some of the happiest people on earth are autodidactic dilettantes content to live a life of discovery and personal enrichment.
Not everyone "Needs to feel useful" and this feels more like projection on your part. Some people are just happy staying home with a 2liter of coke and a pizza and having a game to play or a movie to watch and someone to do those things with.

Yeah I used to run into a lot of those types on 4chan. Pardon my prejudice but I choose not to take those people's word for it when they say they're perfectly content and healthy lol, and I will stand by that. I'm sure a minority of them genuinely are happy and those would most likely fall under the autismo group I named as an exception. Not to mention many don't fulfill your own condition of having someone to do those things with, so they wallow in loneliness.

It's not about "feeling useful". None of this is about pleasing other people or being a good cog in the wage machine, it's about being able to live with yourself.

 

[Beard_Chan]

i would almost sympathize with streamers if they understood that compared to regular jobs, this is fucking nothing to them. all you have to do is sit there, eat takeout, mumble a few words, talk about how society is crumbling, read donations for a couple of hours. oh no asmon, please tell me about how hard it is while wiping your tears away with $100 bills. if this is some gay attempt at making me feel bad for them, it's not working

Asmon of all people saying this is something else. Guy has been a legit shut in his entire life, making the laziest "reaction" content, never saying anything insightful its the most barebones "generic reddit opinion" on everything. The delusion and disconnect from reality is just... wow.

He gets to wake up at anytime he wants 7 days a week, can WFH/no commute, has no prep or energy exerted to do what he does "reacting" to others content or playing mindless MMO's, gets paid MILLIONS and can stop whenever he wants and be set for life, compared to most of the working class literally living paycheck to paycheck, forced to deal with horrible people, difficult work, way less time, way way less money...

I'm not saying its bad to pursue easy things that pay well, we all want that, but don't pretend like you have it so hard. I'll never understand this "I'm the most oppressed" attitude you see online with people. Its such an obvious wildly delusional thing to say. No clue why anyone watches his content anyway. Shut in never has anything to say that you can't find somewhere as top rated on r/gaming.

 

[WelperHelper99]

Asmon of all people saying this is something else. Guy has been a legit shut in his entire life, making the laziest "reaction" content, never saying anything insightful its the most barebones "generic reddit opinion" on everything. The delusion and disconnect from reality is just... wow.

He gets to wake up at anytime he wants 7 days a week, can WFH/no commute, has no prep or energy exerted to do what he does "reacting" to others content or playing mindless MMO's, gets paid MILLIONS and can stop whenever he wants and be set for life, compared to most of the working class literally living paycheck to paycheck, forced to deal with horrible people, difficult work, way less time, way way less money...

I'm not saying its bad to pursue easy things that pay well, we all want that, but don't pretend like you have it so hard. I'll never understand this "I'm the most oppressed" attitude you see online with people. Its such an obvious wildly delusional thing to say. No clue why anyone watches his content anyway. Shut in never has anything to say that you can't find somewhere as top rated on r/gaming.

I hate how everyone says Asmon has a good opinion. Dude, he lives in mom's attic with roaches. He hasn't seen life. You shouldn't listen to this man about anything. I guess he worked for the IRS as a paper pusher, which wee, he was a tax man. So he's scum and a loser.

 

[postfeetpls]

>plebs will never understand how hard it is to read tweets and watch youtube videos for 9hours a day in exchange for millions of dollars
heh nothing personel wagie here's your tip ;dd

 

[Ethics Gradient]

I think that if you genuinely can't find fulfilling ways to entertain yourself and be happy without spending hours a day pandering to a faceless horde of entitled paypigs or pulling 12's at the Amazon Fulfilment Center, you're irredeemably broken by late-stage capitalism and better off roping.

Yep. All this para-social shit I see just makes me think that ppl need hobbies / should pursue their interests that give them satisfaction and skills.

Part of me thinks that this is asking too much for the terminally-online-dopamine-receptor-fried paypigs who watch this idiot and see him as 'on the ground' (LOL, LMAO, even). Yeah Hasan, do tell me what an active warzone is like, from the comfort of your XX million LA house.

Degens like Hasan, Vaush and Lucas would all be dangling from lampposts in a commie revolution.

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In the revolution, I'm going to take all of Hasan's stuff and make him a sex slave for large, fat gay men.

Slavery not needed. He'd do it for free.

/sneed